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Any robots want to put some cash together, and we can all move to Japan for 2 years and finally have sex? As long as you are western, and non Asian you are guaranteed to get laid atleast once. Even if you act like a retard they will fuck you. So how bout it guys?
yes i do lets do it
Thats not true m8, its a meme
Keep your dicks out of non whites
Who missing prom right now?
Quit complaining. Stay in school. Get good grades. Keep working on your social skills. Eye's on the horizon you self centered little dipshit.
>>28056434
Don't listen to this guy at all. THe worst thing you can do is focus on schooling. That is what I did during high school/university so now I am a 29 year old kissless virgin who has never been on a date and my parents consider me the failure of the family despite being the only one to own a house and making 6 figures. My parents cut contact with me 3 years ago calling me pathetic for never being on a date telling me I should have focused on social interactions instead of school.
>>28056487
I hope this isn't real,
can't be real.
Anyway, I don't trust american ho's anyway.
If it is real, are you from an uneducated background?
How to stop procrastinating?
looking for answers too
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT ORIGINAL
i know what i'm doing..*starts tying the noose*
>>28055904
I'll tell you in a bit
How do i establish credit and get a credit card?
I have money but ive been homeless before and kicked on the street with no gf no friends no money or anything and that shit sux it would have been nice to at least buy a honey bun and not starve.
Scared about it happening again so tell me
>>28055891
you will have to start with a secured credit card.
you need a job first.
>>28055891
> honey bun
You've been to prison, haven't you?
I find it funny how robots always say they hate being judged and labeled by other people, yet they'll turn around and do the same thing to others.
>>28055808
>robots
That's just a human thing
talk shit get hit..Robots hit harder boo hoo
What is this? Highschool?
Who cares if someone judges you, they don't give a fuck 2.7 seconds later.
>tfw you've never cuddled anyone
I just want to know what it's like to be held
>>28055727
not that great honestly.
>>28055727
Who the hell is moving the covers at the end?
>>28055849
You are, anon. You want them to be happy, because you know you will never experience what they have.
>no one understands your feelings because you're so good at hiding them and acting like everything is OK
>when giving the chance to explain you're feelings, you lack the ability to put them to words.
Why hide them, it's too much effort and no one cares anyways.
Have you ever tried ignoring your feelings?
>>28055755
does that work?
I honestly wish I could be Chad. I don't resent him for acting out on what he was made for, but I'd like some of that too.
You can be Chad if you put in the work. I know that "just lift brah" is considered a meme here, but that's what all Chads have in common.
You can become Chad.
I pissed away my my youth playing WoW and Runescape, and being anti socail and autistic as fuck. I thought I was going to be a forever alone neckbeard forever then I had a revelation that doing the things I "enjoyed" were getting me nowhere except for where I already was, so I started to branch out, try new things, start new routines.
Year and a half later, I look completely different from what I did before, have 1000% more confidence, girls walk up to me, actually had one buy me a drink yesterday, which was cool as hell. I still got a ways to go, but life may not actually be shit now.
At 24 I thought my life was over, but now at 25 I feel like it is just beginning.
>>28055878
I'm a 5'8 manlet.
If I was 6'1 I would be an absolute chad.
I have a robust, god like build, extremely wide shoulders, big dick and really handsome face.
I used to be fat as a kid, but when I was 14 started taking up lifting and by 16 I was using anabolic steroids.
I blame the roids for my stunted height.
But it doesn't matter, unless you're the full package you're not chad and therefore worthless.
Do nothing and get everything:
http://imgur.com/gallery/x7s7r
How does it feel robots?
Feels like video games
>>28055659
ur jealous that she got a sack of shitty candy? Grow the fuck up.
>2021 - 5
>caring about women
OP confirmed for faggot
Schizophrenic here who sees demons. You have a coupon for one (1) free schizophrenic bf. This coupon never expires.
i see women everywhere
I see the devil in the scum of society(poor people, drug addicts, hookers and whores, gangsters,etc). But the only thing that keeps me going is my lame ass dream of rock on stage somewhere.
>tfw not a special snowflake
Daily Popo thread. Post those rare turtles.
for u
origiano comenttico
>>28055587
Rare homemade popo
>>28055950
looks good anon, heres another one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smv7TGZK1ok
Is it stupid to think that finally getting a gf will completely change my life?
Yes. Gf is not better than self improvement. Unless you find the unlikely girl that will push you to better yourself.
I like hearing girls saying I love you. Actually being with a girl means figuring out how, not just to get her to genuinely "love you", but to keep it that way. I'd fucking lose my mind.
>>28055686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0DKR037PA
this one is my favorite. it makes me feel like i'm not alone anymore.
>You are at a party and this guy fingers your gf's ass
What do?
>>28055539
Ask him to taste it and give it a review. That sort of information would help me decide whether to eat it or not.
>>28055568
this
no hate for reviewbrah.
>>28055539
Ask for a review, obviously
Fellow robots, please help me feel. I haven't felt this cripplingly depressed or suicidal in some time. Sharing pain relieves pain.
What's bothering you, anon?
Help me help you help me.
Take a feel leave a feel?
I think I'm going to become an alcoholic if I don't watch it, I'm starting to get the urge to drink daily. I'm not sure whether to stop or let it run it's course, 2bh.
>>28055525
I've never felt like this big of a failure in my life. My teeth are a disgusting mess, I'm ugly, and I'm not moving on in my life to do anything worthwhile where everyone around me is doing just that. I don't want to be alive and haven't for my whole life but I have to carry on. What do OP?
>>28055525
>Be gay
>Virgin
>Met another gay person
>We talk often
>I sort of developed a minor attraction to him
>I don't know what to do - Talking to him is painful but at the same time I enjoy it and want his attention
Is there a way of turning a lesbian into a heterosexual?
>>28055523
be chad
drugs
drugs and chad
Rape it into her
>>28055535
Yeah.
I would honestly go gay for Chad.
The hate pounding would be orgasmic.
