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I dont give a fuck about anyone else feelings beside my bro and mom...but i dont think i can handle my mental illness anymore...manic depressive Social anxiety dissociative disorder.. mild psychosis...
fuck.. i cant hold on...gonna start preparing for the rope
>>28050858
My favorite animals are dogs. No edgy meme-favorite animals here. Just dogs. I like how they are super loyal and reliable, unlike humans. They are really mans best friend and always there for you.
nah man, you'll be fine.
>>28050858
Why do you people believe in all these "mental illnesses"?
You realize it's just you making excuses for your weaknesses, and avoiding looking into the real causes of your problems, and greedy doctors encouraging you in it in order to sell you drugs, right?
Hey guise, Fembot here.
You think being a male is hard? Pfffffffff..... let me tell you about us females. Like I'm a pretty hot 9/10 fembot myself and Its just so impossibly hard for me to find a bf. I don't know what to do. Guys never ask me out and I'm not even fat. I don't see why men would have it hard. You can do whatever the fuck you want. Meanwhile I'm stuck here because nobody likes a nerdy anime watching qt girl like me ....: ( ( ( (
>pretty hot 9/10
>fembot
literally impossible. i used to believe this is could be true, but i know better now
ok, since your ''9/10'' you should be able to find a bf easily if act a little kinky. now i know it might not be your thing but trust me, if ur 13 to 19 and you know a guy you like and see him on a regular basis, you could get him ez. if ur older then i cant help you...
- semi-experienced male robot
This is the most thinly veiled bait thread I've ever seen, and you guys should feel bad about responding to it.
in b4
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
holy shit it feels so fucking good
chinese cartoons can't do it justice
why haven't you guys tried it yet?
Because I'm not attractive, short, awkward and midly retarded
>>28050772
Do what, anon senpai??
>>28050813
>midly retarded
lmao more like wildly retarded after that embarrassing fucking mistake
Would you be willing to date a girl who is a virgin and saving herself for marriage if it meant throughout your relationship (however long that may be) you could not have sex with her unless you both decided that you wanted to get married after being together for awhile?
>>28050759
Yes.
oregano commodore
Yes, I'll just jerk off
If I'm able to see her naked body beforehand, I'm completely alright with it. Masturbation is still always there.
>Pop pop died 10 years ago today
I miss him bros....I miss him...
>>28050758
fucking stupid ass retarded piece of shit frogposter
can't even talk about the death of a loved one without fucking frogposting
>>28050758
Tell me what he was like anon
He died as he lived.
In the oven.
>short girl appreciation day
LMFAOOOOOO TRUUUUU
Womanlets should be exterminated, not celebrated.
>>28050684
>5'5 is a short girl
what the fuck, that's like the tallest they can get without starting to look like men
>>28050713
This desu. If I can't have them no one can.
>finally get gf and leave this place for a month
>she give me succ and during so i think of pic related
>can't stop laughing
>she thinks im laughing at her bj skills
>she dumps me because she thinks she gives bad succ
fucking fuck whoever made this stupid meme. gas the kikes
>>28050551
did she succ good atleast you fucking normalfag
>>28050551
>wen she giv the SUCC
>>28050570
it was subpar my man
MAD PEPE AND NORMIES
FUCCBOIS KNOW THE COMBINATION AIN'T HEALTHY
I'M A LYRICAL, SPIRITUAL, MIRACLE, CRITICLE, POLITICAL, CRIMINAL, INDIVIDUAL
I produced a mixtape
https://incelcrew.bandcamp.com/
>>28050675
I can't tell if it's ironic or not
>State a political view you disagree with
>Swallow all of your pride and concede one point that the opposition makes sense on
For example:
>I think gay marriage is generally a good thing. Kids from same-sex families are usually successful and well-adjusted and it promotes liberty.
but
>LGBT rights has opened the floodgates for trannies to demand 99.99999% of the population to accommodate them and it's getting really obnoxious
I get that you're a woman trapped in a man's body or whatever and that's not your choice, but you DID choose to get massive fake tits and wear makeup. If you want to go walk around in the community center locker room with your lady-wiener flopping about in front of kids or make me spend all my money remodeling my cafe to add a private bathroom for you, go suck a fat cock.
the slippery slope is real.
I hate leftists, particularly leftists who claim to be against SJW's but then hold similar ideals such as complete open borders and that immigration apparently poses absolutely no issues whatsoever and if you disagree then you are racist or whatever. An example of a person like this is TJ, I'm not sure if he is for open borders or not but he still holds SJW esque views, although he won't admit it. Also fuck that dickhead who he does his shitty podcast with.
The only thing I can think of that I like about them is that it seems a lot if not most leftists are none-religious, and neither am I. That's it. And usually they're fucking fedora tipping atheist redditors so yeah fuck them anyway.
>>28050380
>Be a smoker
>Hate anti-smoking shit, can't smoke in bars or even in certain places outside
but
>I quit smoking for like two weeks and I was in traffic behind a guy smoking and his fumes irritated the living fuck out of me
I kid of feel bad for all the soccer moms with kids in traffic behind me having to smell that nasty shit. When you're a smoker, you don't smell it and it doesn't bother you.
>I think we should build a wall, deport all illegals and ban race mixing.
but
>there is literally nothing wrong with race mixing and I'm only against it because I think blacks look gross
>men hate women who spend a lot of money
>think women that spend a lot of money are shallow
>but men like women who have nice makeup, hair and smell good
Do you think this is cheap?to be attractive for you costs hundreds of dollars. Today I spent about 200 dollars on cosmetics and perfume just to look average. Do you think those porn stars that you find so attractive wake up like thAt?beautiful women only go for rich guys because it costs thousands of dollars to look like that
>>28050301
Thats $200 that will last you a long time for make up.
And no, i like girls without makeup as well.
>>28050341
You have no idea what you're talking about. Nice cosmetics come in tiny ass bottles so you have to come back within a few months.
>>28050301
>b-but i like pure natural girls like Katya!
just fucking wait for it
What would you do to look like this?
What is the absolute worst, most degenerate thing you'd be willing to do to wake up looking like this?
...
Discuss.
>>28050259
maybe kill a death row inmate
nothing evil
i think the most degenerate i would do for a body and face and genetics like that is to be run train by a few guys i guess
>>28050259
I don't want to look like that guy. He looks like an old gi joe doll
>be female NEET
>live with parents
>sign up for dating website
>tell men I live with my parents and have no job
>either get absolutely straight up crazy men asking me out, or men just say no thanks
>get job and move out
>men everywhere all up in my shit
It is definitely not just a sex thing, nobody wants to deal with dating a jobless NEET.
And by straight up crazy men I mean I would go on a date with them and they would yell at me for not eating the correct food they wanted me to eat or something, just absolutely ridiculous people like that. So I guess unless you're willing to put your dick in crazy, you definitely won't have any luck dating unless you stop being a NEET. It really does help, trust me. Good luck robot friends~
I wouldn't mind dating a neet, but that's because I'm neet myself. Working on the situation though, would require the other to also work on their situation. I think it would help to be with someone who understands how it is to be neet, most normies don't understand our way of life I think. So I don't really see much reason to why I would find a compatible match who isn't somewhat a neet.
>>28050145
There are people out there who don't really understand being NEET, but they definitely are socially awkward and anxious, or big spergs. My current boyfriend is someone I met through 4chan and he is totally understandable of being a NEET. He likes just staying in and playing video games with me and cuddling, and we both are huge spergs. If he was more anxious and awkward around people I don't think it would actually work, because he helps me a lot to better myself and be able to do a lot more than if I was alone. I don't think I would want to date someone else who is a NEET because they'd never help me to be a better person and feel better about myself and help me do the things I want to do without being scared and having someone there to support me and guide me. At the same time I help my boyfriend be better at communicating and socializing with people and being more loving and understanding, making him better at that as well. cont
>>28050197
I don't know if it's the same for everyone but I think the best relationships are ones where you are with someone who pushes you and helps you to be a better person, the person you really want to be. And is there to support and comfort you along the way. And doesn't put up with your excuses and bullshit.
That's important to me. So obviously I can see why a lot of people wouldn't want to be with someone who wouldn't help them become a better person and they'd just be a support system for them and get nothing in return. It would be really taxing on someone. You have to get your shit together before you can date, I think it's important.
Anyone else had injury or illness from excessive masturbating?
A month ago I started feeling like I had to pee all the time, even after I just pissed. I asked the doctor to check my prostate and they took a urine sample, finding nothing wrong. I have had pains in the perenium muscles sometimes when masturbating and its always sore, but this feeling started when I wasn't fapping, likely caused by straining after urination because of inflamed muscles due to fapping- sometimes several ejaculations a day and/or for hours of edging.
So far managed 10 days to not fap at all whatsoever, and be gentle with urination, even if the last few pumps drip on the floor. Initially I didn't give up fapping because the doctor told me there is nothing wrong with it and it neither weakens the prostate or prevents prostate cancer as its memed to, but eventually gained self control as its plainly obvious to me by now that fapping addiction is at the root of whatever the problem is, and since I am an addict, must adamantly resist all masturbation and sex for the rest of my life. Doesn't hurt or make me piss more often, just annoying sensation. Easy to ignore though when doing or thinking about other things.
A big part of finally quitting fapping is of course quitting porn as well, and only using the computer standing and wearing pants for brief periods. Result being I'm outside even more and go to sleep earlier, just sitting down seems to greatly amplify my internet addiction.
>>28050061
You need to get enlightened. You are on the right road though. No fap is extremely good for you. Build value and put yourself out there. It will pay off later.
Exercise and find a new hobby. Get off of 4chan.
you don't have to never have sex
get a wife, sex is the opposite of masturbation
>>28050196
desu I already attend activities at a yoga and meditation centre several times a week and go for 2-3 hour walks about every day. Unlike most NEETs here I actually spent immense time outside, but when I am at home, such as before bed or like right now when eating lunch, literally about all I do at home is be on the internet.
Have been looking for work in places I'm interested in, but due to my naturally late sleep cycle, and importance of doing the yoga and meditation activities during the week, can only see myself working late shifts on Friday-Sunday.
I am also very much limiting myself by ruling out anything that involves making money over the internet- but rightfully so, since now I have no obligation to be on the computer and can just go outside in 10 minutes should I wish. In times past when I actually had to get things done on the computer, such as taking online classes, the result was spending 10x longer just cyberslacking, procrastination, and procrasturbating. Ideally I only use internet for short periods to obtain, information, communication, stream some TV shows and browse 4chan a little.
And I am a material girlYou know that we are living in a material worldAnd I am a material girl
"fembots" and r9k, the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNSUOFgj97M
>>28050058
Only boys that save their pennies make my rainy day :^)
>>28050090
at the very least though, at least Madonna was honest about being a filthy whore.
Didnt go to any of my finals.
Im officially a neet,as a former top student,i don't even feel like going back to university next year. I dont feel like anything
Got a job offer,i wont go
I just dont care about anythinf anymore,i'll find a rope or buy one and see if there is somewhere in my house i can hang myself
If i don't,i'll only go downhill from this point.Ill probably start drinking or doing drugs or w/e.
For the rest of my shitty life,I'll remember that i was pretty much assured to become a pharmacist or a doctor before some major soul wrecking health issues fucked me up for an entire year. My future was honnestly looking bright.
I wouldnt be here if my family actually supported me during my darkest hours and allowed me to take some time off while i was greatly depressed. Going back to university was a huge mistake.
This is not the usual "you can function while depressed". I always could, and always did function during dark hours.but this is a whole fucking new level of depression i had never reached and never thought i'd reach.
If only you knew how huge thr contrast is between what i am right now and what i was ~1.2 years go,don't even want to look at a fucking mirror.
Well my life was short,i'll probably do it in the next month,it'll only go downhill from here.
You must not be a very smart student is whinging and rope is your plan.
Just jump, there is no solution here. Do it now.
>>28049965
I was in the exact same position you are in just a couple of days ago. I was drinking heavily and trying drugs, not caring about my health at all etc. wanting to just give up on Uni and become a neet.
Then I realised it was a stupid way to think, and all these negative thoughts were just my brain feeling sorry for itself. The fact you got into University in the first place shows you have the ability to get somewhere, and instead of getting letting all this overwhelm you just do the work you have to do and see where it takes you. You might realise this course isn't for you and thats okay, but don't give up so soon because its difficult, which is what its supposed to be.
I could be wrong but you wanting to kill yourself might suggest you want people to feel sympathy for you, which isn't what you want, you want people to respect you, which is something you have to earn by getting a hold on your life. Make people care for you by being someone pleasant to be around, not by making them feel sorry for you.
College/University is an incredibly stressful experience and many students feel similar to what you're thinking but focusing on getting the work done will distract you from having to worry about not being depressed. If its that bad then just get the damn job, when you actually go to it, get stuck in and do the job, its nowhere near as bad as you think.
>>28051293
Thanks. I don't really care what people will think tho. My family members might understand that they should have listened to my cries for help instead of giving me more shit. They might not,it doesnt matter
I used to be extremely mediocre in the past. Very unhappy,wrecking social anxiety,no quality nothing.Always depressed ,my life was worthless honnestly.Hated myself,blabla. Then one day i woke up,realised some things about life,etablished clear goals that gave me a powerful drive. Radically chabged everything about myself, for the first time in my life ,i truly felt alive,life never felt as great,i was now a top student skyrocketing in every aspects of his life,future was bright as fuck. Greatest point of my life and it was JUST the beginning of a great life. Then major soul-wrecking health issues happened,1 year of living hell,lose all i had built,became a mental wreck,need time to recover before i go back to school. Family gives me shit, i go,fail everything.
My dreans and my ambition allowed me to change my shitty life for the better and change as a person. Now i'm back to the same person i used to be and always hated,i'm actually even worse now.
I'll always look back and be depressed about what i used to be and where i was heading. I'd prefer to live a short a great life than a long and mediocre life
Of course i can keep going and get the job,take a year off, become something else in the healthcare (nurse maybe?) but i'll stay unhappy as i was in the past.Sure plenty of people do it but what's the point? + knowing me,i always had a great difficulty to be commited to anythinf when i'm in that mediocre state. Just forcing myself is good for a while but i won't be able to maintain it in the long run. That's something i had taken care of in thw "high point" of my life.
These are 1st world problems tho. Children in africa would give their life become cashiers at mcdonalds in canada
Anyway thanks for the advice man
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