>try to type "your family is interesting" to a girl
>instead phone autocorrects to "your family is inbreeding"
How the fuck am i supposed to lose my virginity to a girl with this shitty phone
>>28047009
but t is far from b
>>28047009
why is help helpper crying?
>>28047009
You send the following message:
>*interesting... stupid auto correct.
And move on in the conversation. Seriously you had to come to the internet to find out how to explain an autocorrect failure to a female?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3553343/Man-sent-abusive-texts-REFUSING-sleep-woman-date.html?ito=social-facebook
>man doesn't want to sleep with you
>imply his penis is small
I hate women
>>28046976
Most women are overgrown entitled children, unfortunately. Even if they don't articulate it, like this woman did, they have the same attitude.
>roastie gets the exact same response men get
>can't deal with it
No surprises here.
But it's pretty hilarious to see.
>>28047695
>Most women are overgrown entitled children
This has been known since the Bronze age at least, it's what Aristotle writes in his Politics. And that idea has stayed strong for most of human history. It seems only recently in the WWI and interwar periods humanity forgot that.
why does everyone need a special day to get super high and then all go downtown to get high? i mean its just stupid
>>28046891
only losers get high anyways.
>>28046916
I'm sure you're the definition of a winner, you pathetic cuck.
I'm all for it.
I wouldn't hang with these twats but as long as they maintain the illusion of progression towards legalization it can't be all bad.
>tfw you're in tune with the zeitgeist
no. you're still alive dumbnuts. kill yourself and somehow post a pic of you hanging from your ceiling then try this thread again
Please. I was suicidal before it was cool.
>>28047033
pffft, i killed myself before it was cool, im a spooky ghost now
>just got offered my dream job
>kinda don't want it anymore, want to be a NEET
Hmmm....I just can't win.
No one actually wants a job fellow proletariat.
It was a poor choice to make a passion of yours into drudgery for bread crumbs.
>>28046871
If you take it, you can always quit if you don't like it. If you never take it, that's it, you're NEET and you're staying NEET.
I'd take a chance on a better life.
>>28046871
You'll be fucking regretting it when you can't feed yourself and no other job opportunity comes up.
Take it, dumbass, and enjoy the money you get from it.
>nose ring
Always, always avoid.
>>28046762
>has a dick
nononoononono
>>28046762
>always avoid
why?
>>28046952
>implying you wouldn't fuck his face
doc gave me this for anxiety..
is it ok or will it fuck me forever?
>>28046726
You cant go wrong m9.
>>28046726
What is the active ingredient?
>SSRI
Not even worth it. Enjoy being sad and unable to cum
>benzo
Works but you will become a zombie.
Sluggish and void of emotion
>hydroxyzine
Pretty much sugar pills
beta blockers are OK and I'm surprised they aren't prescribed more often
benzodiazepines are horrible though, severe benzo withdrawal is literally hell
barbiturates are pretty horrible too but they're not prescribed anymore because you can easily kill yourself with them
If there's an anime girl attached to the post, it isn't worth reading.
Tip 2#
If the post is by hack_blastard
It's automatic shit
>>28046779
Tip #3
Filter all tripfags, including the one who made this post for the purpose of negative publicity
Tip 3#
Anything that says fembot is bait and you shouldn't post on the thread
What is your honest opinion of ambw couples?
>It's another Bebe thread
why would I have an opinion on them?
>>28046741
Here the two most hated races in the dating scenes
just found this chick on okcupid lol. would you date her?
>>28046675
>"I'm pretty good at drinking beers"
>"Drinks often"
She's gonna hit the wall at full speed, that's a big no
>>28046675
>I'm a woman who likes to listen to music and eat food
Woooooooooow
>>28046675
>good sense of humor
She wouldn't laugh at a rape or pedo joke.
>clinician for the sex offender treatment program
Chances are she's a fucking normalfag.
what does sex with a girl you love feel like? ;_;
Like milky coins bags.
>>28046659
Amazing. Nothing quite compares to it.
It's great. The best is when you are making out naked on the bed, just before penetration, and she looks at you with eyes full of lust and love for you.
Peter Rodger made a small website called 'Askforhelp' which never really got off the ground, but he did make this one post you may find interesting
http://askforhelp.org/post/89924581113/from-peter-rodger-father-of-elliot-rodger
>>28046599
The site suffered from the same effect as anything related to mass murders: a murder happens -> "something needs to be done" -> forget about it -> the cycle repeats itself
Do you think Peter knows about /r9k/? It was a popular theory that he was posting Elliot's childhood pictures here.
>>28046860
It definitely wasn't him, although I believe he was planning on releasing them in his new memoir.
My names Christian Suarez and I'm what you would call a "Chad"
Ama
>>28046551
You look like a bloated ugly manlet though
>>28046551
he looks like he hasn't got two brain cells to rub together, poor lad
>>28046587
Yeahhhhh but you don't have a letterman jacket. I like to go back to my highschool and attend the local footvall games. I'm THAT IMPORTANT
>>28046602
Why need braincells when i can woo all the bitches with my letterman.>>28046602
Eggman is the biggest normie out there.
Pic related is his "Purple Rain" snapchat after Prince died
>>28046531
Everybody loved Prince, he made some GOAT music wtf are you crying about?
I don't really listen to him but every song i did here was pretty damn good
>>28046531
Egg man has pretty eyes
How did you get his snap?
> relative newfag... 3 years
See this ugly chinaman? He gets girls. Because he's normal, and has a nice paying job. He does tech work.
He was even dating former pornstar Nico. Even funnier: she's revealed he is completely impotent.
Yes, an impotent ugly Chinaman gets girls. And you don't. Think about that.
>>28046490
>impotent
>dating a whore
cucked to hell and back
Wait, so, he gets to date a girl he doesn't even get to fuck?
You mean he gets to pay for her to do the things she wants to do, or that she wants to eat, or that she wants, while he has the privilege of her standing next to him and talking to him once in a while?
Woah, what a lucky dude. Wish I could be just like him.
is that even a girl? Looks post op