I drew this illustration with a ballpoint pen on crumpled typing paper one morning that years ago when I was particularly bored...
>>28045808
That's pretty neat, man. You should really practice and do postcards.
>>28045839
You know, you're probably the only tripfag I like. I remember you from the Belly Gf thread.
>>28045808
If you actually did that, it's fucking amazing and you should make more.
>tfw can't find the saigon whore that ripped my nose off
>>28045770
https://youtu.be/6J7-OSYGyCA
>>28045770
Got yer nose!
>he thought he was going to lose his virginity
>instead he lost his nose
I thought frogs didnt have nose
>when you see them trying to destroy /r9k/
>>28045727
Who is " them "
>>28045986
You'll know it when you see "their" posts.
>>28045986
Get the fuck off this board right now
What are some beliefs your parents drilled into you, or you ended up learning from what your parents did?
I was discouraged from watching American cartoons or using American slang words or mannerisms.
>>28045628
To be cheap as hell despite my dad making $114k a year. It sucks because you get what you pay for. If you buy something cheap it'll be flimsy and break.
On the bright side I have about 21k saved up. Inb4 Jewish jokes, I'm Catholic.
To never take risks and be clean.
Now I'm an autistic adult who is OCD about cleanliness and tidiness and afraid of the world. I haven't vomitted in 20 years (grade 3)
I'm terrified of doing anything that involves risks; so I basically never leave the house. I can't get disability because I'm not autistic enough according to the experts.
I've never drunk alcohol or taken drugs or done anything "risky".
My parents aren't religious or anything either, just extremely OCD about saftey and cleanliness and...
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Would anyone date me if I became a trap I'm 18 and have 9cm erect penis it's either become a trap or kill myself how viable is becoming a woman? could I pull it off?
>>28045594
Are you cute? Think dude, very few people will see your peeny vs the rest of you. Consider your features. Shoulders, face, hands, feet, hips, etc. And don't forget height.
I also have a very small dick
even smaller than you I think.
But I'm not cute. If you are not cute, the only option is to kill yourself.
>>28045850
Solid advice.
Post pics OP.
After extended periods of exposure, I've managed to get over being alone in places where people are normally on their own (library, bus stop, etc.) but I still can't handle being a loner around locations where people congregate in groups (restaurants, sports events). Since it doesn't look like I'm going to make friends anytime soon, does anyone know some methods to get over this fear?
Pic unrelated but I do get significantly more nervous around girls I guess
Bring a book.
People watch.
Listen to music.
Rarely anyone is ever comfy at those places alone, it takes real guts, but if you just stare at your phone you can pretty much pull off being alone anywhere.
>saw Avengers 2 by myself
>saw Metallica concert by myself
Both had hundreds-thousands of people there and it didn't bother me at all.
OP you have to realize no one actually cares or is paying attention to you. And even if they did you'll never see them again, so who cares if they think you're some weird loner?
He should review suits too
He needs to get his suits tailored, they make his head look hilariously small.
>>28045328
All his suits are bargain basement shit tho
>>28045328
>tfw everything is there
>this thread has been pruned or deleted
Do you think he was actually going to do it? I reported it and I assume others did as well. Could have been taken down or he deleted it himself going
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>maybe it's not too late for the FBI to see
Was it the same highschool senior that posted yesterday?
>>28045317
>I reported it
Why?
>or he deleted it himself
You can't delete your own threads, newfag.
>>28045382
Yes you can. You just have to wait 5 minutes.
What would you do if you were forced to close your computer RIGHT NOW, and not be allowed on it for the following 2 months?
Go on my other computer.
Literally fucking kill myself.
Hang out at the library and ask for book recommendations from strangers.
I'm not OP from last thread, but what do you guys think about that thread? could it be real or fake? ( I hope it's fake I don't like violence)
http://www.newsweek.com/ohio-mass-shooting-seven-killed-451348 might be real though...
>>28045304
https://twitter.com/RAJaffe
Maybe OP found this/the incident and decided to make a thread about it. According to the report, it happened before the thread was made, so maybe it's just some anon trying to spark controversy.
>>28045357
it is possible he killed his family so they wouldn't have to go thru having their son a killer ( I think something similar happend before) and then he posted on 4chan and is now headed for a school. How many of the threads on 4chan where people claim to shoot schools are actually real though ?
>>28045304
i think he'll die a virgin either way but obviously a bait thread.
Would you look at that, wagie! Work is over! Only 48 more hours before you'll have to go back again!
Be me alpha male
Mech eng
Raise gpa from 2,x to 3.4
Work in fortune 50 company doing med implants as intern
Life's good so fuck you Neet
>>28045456
What was that? If you don't shut up, I'll tell the manager you spat on my burger, wageslave.
>>28045279
fuk u, i start work in 7 hours hahahaha owned
>tfw everyone is looking at me
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT ME YOU FUCKS GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>28045271
I've felt this feel before
https://fightgangstalking.com/what-is-gang-stalking/
OP, you have schizophrenia
>Anon I had such a great time tonight! I still don't know what you do for work and fun though
You: Well I don't have a job because of my self diagnosed mental illness that I collect government payouts for even though I'm able bodied and really could get a job if I needed to. I live at home with my parents and rarely leave the house. For fun? Well I play video games and watch Japanese cartoon shows called anime. Oh, and there's a website I go to, an Internet message board, full of a bunch of insecure people who bag on themselves...
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Thia post is so underrated
do I have a shot with any girl if I'm neet? be honest
any fembots here? would you date a neet?
>>28045945
im a neet can confirm that i can get women. I am tall and handsome though.
When was the last time you bought yourselves new clothes?
hard mode: socks and underpants are not counted
I am 25 and still wearing the same stuff from my highschool years.
>>28045184
I wanna hug qt buttercup
Most of my clothes are from high school years, but I have a lot. I usually only buy undergarments and socks now. I think the last thing I bought was a pair of shoes last August, they were really nice but I did get to wear them much because the weather was so awful.
I recently bought a new pair of jeans and a couple of shirts because I started working. Before that it was like 3 years ago.
Like 6 months ago. Some shorts and jeans.
I've lost some weight since then and they're like three times too big for me now.
Does anyone else write their number fours like pic related?
I've never met anyone else in my life who writes their 4s closed. Am I just a fucking autist?
you're not alone, fellow bot
I used to write them the other way, but decided to change it in the 6th grade because i thought the closed 4's look better.
>>28045116
Great minds think alike. I do so also.