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ITT we post names that are just as bad as Chad, though there might not be that many.
I'll go first.
Brandon.
brett
brad
ryan
jeff
jack
nick
Christopher
t.
Jack
Zach or Zak or Zac
Sam
Brad
Chad
Nick but Nich is alright
pretty much erryone in my uni class.
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>life is better than escapism! escapism isn't REEAALL man!
who cares about what's real?
How can you even selectively include and exclude experiences from being real?
Anything perceived is, by definition, real.
Instrumentality was just a collective consciousness, not an ideal world.
But I agree that escapism is better than real life.
>le escapism meme
With everything that we do we are escaping reality. And this reality is that we are animals that are reproducing without any reason beyond gene memes.
Religion is escapism, art is escapism, everything civilsed is a escapism of some sort.
![[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.42_[2016.04.15_11.58.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uQjSiTk.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 02 [720p].mkv snapshot 19.42 [2016.04.15 11.58.10]")
>be wagecuck
>at work
>someone asks me if I have any tattoos
>another person says "Nah, Anon is a good kid he doesn't have any tattoos or anything like that. He'll make a good wife someday"
>mfw
Who always gets assumed for being /gay/ here?
He was meming you
>tfw more unique for not having a tattoo these days
feels good
Its just a prank bro
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Further proof that women are living life in supercomputer mode
https://youtu.be/mJod9kRYyao
tl;dw
>Grad student runs OKCupid data through analysis on supercomputers
>uses analysis data to create perfect profile
>gets 30k matches
>gets 88 dates
>gets qt azn wife
>tfw this is how easy women have life EVERY FUCKING DAY
Helping you out anon
well thats just great, i feel a little bit better knowing that i can't get laid because not only am i a boring loser, but i'm also not a genius who can hack OKcupid.
"the median number for unsolicited messages for single, heterosexual men is zero"
>>28044482
Seriously. It's probably 0 zero-point some fuckstupid tiny decimal that the most accurate expression is rounding to zero.
Smoking related conversation starters?please
You're about 10 years late on this one mate, smoking isn't considered hip anymore.
>Have you been screened for lung cancer yet?
>I've always wanted to be a robot and getting an electrolarynx makes me one step closer
>>28044263
I only see her when she is on smoking break, so its like my only chance to talk to her.
Thoughts on Tigger Gate?
>Markiplier says Nigger on live camera; claims he said tigger
>Analyst confirmed he said nigger and that he is lying
Video in question: http://youtu.be/0GijKHgajko
This is beyond retarded, the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
>>28044223
Hello mark
>the year 2007+9
>anything-gate
You are a fag, that guy is a fag and basically anyone related to gaming on youtube is a fag as well.
>Go after milfs and cougars
>Easy to attract
>Everyone is fucked in the head
>Tell you about their kids who have died, their divorces, constantly talk about their ex's, cutting themselves and other fucked up shit
Every fucking time
Why can't it be simple like in porn, lads?
>>28044057
Where do you attract milfs?? It's my fetish to have a milf sit on my face :3
Teach me your ways, Anon
>>28044179
Dating sites. I like the barrier of being able to get away from them when I find out how fucked up they are. I won't give up though.
>>28044196
What ones? I'm in the uk milfs may not be as prevalent :(
>tfw your only social interactions are through 4chan
at least you are not normie
>>28043999
I wish i was a normie desu. What's good about this?
>>28044012
Im niether normie nor robot. So let me tell you what it is like out side....
....Its awful don't go outside stay on /r9k/ for the rest of your life.
Jokes aside please get off of 4chan every now and then.
A: THAT'S NOT GOD
>>28043973
God is a dimorphic hermaphrodite in a constant state of tumultuous duality.
>>28043973
He's an asshole of the higher order.
the aliens or our future selves who put us here have probably left gender behind
>no more black twitter threads on /r9k/
Those got old desu senpai
>>28043962
If you really are itching for one, reply to this and I'll dig up the ones I have on my laptop.
Just go to /b/ and stay here. Keep that shit outta here
Do you think real mental illnesses will become cool and edgy one day or can only memes like depression and anxiety be that?
>>28043922
Nah they peaked in fashionableness in the 2000s
>>28043922
Bipolar is already there my friend
>>28043922
It already has, hasn't it? People always say things like
>"omg I'm so bipolar/ocd/schizo/pycho"
If your gums don't hurt after drinking soda you're not a real robot and need to gtfo this board.
>>28043858
no, you're just a super unhygenic fuck
>>28043858
That's called gum disease, or.... GINGIVITUS!
(c) Colgate.
Haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days and rank two 2L bottles of dr.pepper nad coke in the last 2 days. A bit worried i should probably brush them tommorow morning or something. Meant to do it last night but got too tired and didnt bother.
reminder: we are all entitled to qts
May G-d bless you in your journey
>>28043802
choosing to provide for women is pure stupidity, but at least you do not pretend to be something else than a worm.
Entitled? No.
Capable? Yes.
>>28044054
I said entitled
parents are going down to beach for a holiday this weekend and they are forcing me to go with them
i just want to stay inside and play games and watch anime but i know they are going to drag me all over the place and probably make me go to the beach with them
fucking place we are staying at doesn't even have internet
You poor child.
>>28043742
What are they going to do if you refuse?
This is your chance to nail other girls who were dragged there by their parents. Get loaded and starting complaining about your parents to them. Then get them loaded as well and drill them with your dick (bring protection).
Tfw no skype group for fembots
>all fembots welcome
>Chads welcome
>beta cucks btfo
https://join.skype.com/ukcmaEJigmiU
>>28043723
Fuck off you worn you vigina roastie whore.
There are no fembots, only trannys
fembot here, joined in your Skype group! video chat when?
Kill yourself you fucking roastie. No Chad is ever gonna want to join your Skype group. Chads only talk to Staceys YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE!
