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>found a phone on the bus a few days ago
>didn't have a lock screen
>found some photos of an older mom that hadass pics and her dressed up in a slutty outfit
>texted the mom and I've been chatting with her
>found out she's a stripper
What do? Should I try to get her to send more?
>pic related
>>28040138
How did you text her if you had her phone?
>>28040138
rape her and then kill her
>>28040164
It wasn't her phone, I found the pics through some messages and I texted that number.
I spilt the fucking spaghetti hard you guys. My graduation hinges on this big ass presentation I have to do today. Its 3 AM where I am and the presentation is at 1 PM. I've just now started working on my presentation slides. Am I gonna make it boys?
Give me encouragement by talking about times you've bullshitted and gotten away with it.
Last day of slavery tomorrow wagecucks
Till next week
>>28040088
Wouldn't just working on the presentation help?
Imagine the feels of doing the decent enough presentation and the relaxation after
>>28040088
Whats your presentation on?
/rrg/ (Recovering Robot General)
Just checking in on you guys, how yall doing? Making any progress towards normiehood?Got any embarrassing stories?
>>28039964
NO! go away!
not wanted!
>>28039964
Fuck you anon. I'm still here. How the fuck do you think Im doing?
>>28040040
I don't know anon, I want to know!
Which cartoon had most inspirational influence on you to become ripped and become powerfull?
>>28039871
angry birds
>>28039871
sakura cardcaptors was my favourite anime growing up. I never crossdressed but i did try analplay a couple of times.
I wonder how my life would have turned out if i watched dragon ball or even pokemon like the normal kids
>>28039871
Same as you for when I was a kid, but id say the JoJo and Fotns manga in my later years.
Should I go to college, suffer through four hours of chemistry and tick the box next to my name on the attendance sheet or stay home in my comfy bed today, robots?
lol the fact that i skipped college all the time seems so trivial now
>mfw skipped 3 weeks of work after 5 months of only coming in to work for a few hours to sit on the computer
>mfw not even opening my email
>mfw hoping to just find a new job so i can pay rent next month
>>28039858
I had Chem 2 at 10am and I went to every exam still drunk as fuck from the night before and got an A on all of the exams. Basic chem is really easy, it's just some algebra. I got C's Ochem though, that stuff is a lot harder. The labs are fun as fuck though.
Just go to class, if you can't pass basic chemistry you're literally retarded.
The answer is always bed. Nothing bad happens in bed
Life is surreal.
A kind of melancholic beauty I could never put into words. It's an experience that I feel like I should never give up, and yet there are still the nights I crave nothing but freedom from it.
>>28039795
that huge number of people alive always impresses me. there are like what, 8 billion stories going on, each one with their favourite food, that stupid thing they did when they were five, their secret dream and so on.
takes my breath every time im on the train.
i feel it too,
>>28039876
It hits you hard when you realize the intricacies of human life. Makes you want to question your own identity.
Is it bullshit or legit? Will it make me more confident and better at talking to girls or is it a meme?
tell me what you think, and I'll tell you if you're right or wrong
>>28039714
I think it's a meme but I want it to be real
>>28039743
you are correct, it is a meme
>tfw your coworkers conspire against you to make you lose your job
>>28039701
maybe you're just a bad employee?
>>28039701
kill ys trippie egg
>>28039725
I came in tonight and 1st and 2nd shifts had done absolutely nothing all day.
The manager and the 2nd shift Shift Lead had both left me notes to do all their work within 2-3 hours time plus all my own work or I'd be fired.
I'm just going to tell them off in the morning and get another job.
I think I'm fucked, robots.
>Be me
>NEET, living off autismbux
>stay in apartment all day, only go outside for food and other necessities
>Pissbottles litter the room
>Look around, realize it's time to dump them out
>First mistake, walk through front doors
>Second mistake, put them in a clear bag
>Third mistake, miss text about mom and dad coming over
>Walk outside, dumpster is close
>About to empty when suddenly
>vrrrrr
>no fucking way
>it's mom and dad's car
>they open the door
>i'm out in the open, pouring out pissbottles
>they see me pour open another
>get back in car, drive away at the speed of sound
>havent talked to me in three weeks
What do I do?
Tell them your toilet broke
>>28039589
>What do I do?
Try harder fag
>>28039620
This desu
>bodies of water
I love girls so much. They're all so beautiful and lovely. All of them.
I think we should all worship girls.
>>28039529
man if you met me, you would not think that
Are you on nofap by any chance?
>we should all worship girls
That's what men are. It has driven our existence for ages.
Rise above anon. Don't be a slave to your carnal desires.
I just watched this chick trick a beta stalker into sticking his dick in peanut butter.
How do people get this desperate, I got more pictures and stories for anyone interested
Pic related, its the desperate fuckface who cant take a hint.
I remember there was one bitch who convinced some guy to get ass fucked by her bi friend/bf to get a chance with her, only to throw him under the bus when the bf and her broke up and tols people that the 2 guys fucked.
>>28039678
I remember too. That was a nice cap
Why were our fathers so clueless about this kind of shit? Why are we all so clueless about how to socially, sexually, and financially succeed in society? Why are so many of us hitting our early to mid 20's and going "Holy shit. I had it completely wrong. Life is actually alot shittier than that."
>12 life sentences in prison without the possibility of parole, and an additional 3,318 years
> an additional 3,318 years
It's the American court system....they always do stupid pointless shit like that.
>hurr durr i award the plantiff 959 trillion dollars in damages
>nobody actually pays anything
>hurr durr i sentence the defendant to 5000 years prison time
>nobody actually serves 5000 years
>>28039440
It's some scientologist shit we goyim could never hope to understand.
>>28039440
Why the fuck did he dye he's hair orange tho? I wonder what that did for him in the big house.
>had the opportunity to lose my virginity at 16 to an attractive girl
>passed it up for frivolous reasons
>lost virginity at 26 to some gold-digging slut
So should I be bothered by this? Should I dwell on the fact that I "missed out"?
I had several opportunities to lose my virginity in high school but always sperged out. I don't think I missed anything, I'm sure it would have been awkward.
>>28039424
It sucks but you cant do anything now so why continue dwelling on it
>>28039424
I rejected multiple girls in high school. Most men don't even start dating until 21-25 at least.
Of course, I am going to college right now and a 19 year old girl is dating a 30 year old alcoholic ex-marine in my class. So, I guess that is a analogy for the problem. Older men just have more confidence and know what to say, but mostly have money and booze.
>oversee a stacy checking her marks in class
>she's either failing or barely passing every course
C's get degrees, and she'll almost certainly get the job over you because she has far greater social skills and an out-going personality. You'll graduate with high distinction, but end up NEET in your parents basement watching the years go by.
>>28039432
>getting upset this fast
Looks like the roastie is getting toasty
Don't worry anon she'll marry a hardworking nerd with a great job then divorce him and get half his future earnings.
She'll be fine
i just hate myself so much.
I'm a wasted space of empty narcissism and shallow vanity; barren potential and false intelligence.
i'll always be smart enough to recognize I'm not intelligent enough, and small enough to boast about it like it means something.
tee hee hee. :')
>>28039341
You just described my life good sir
>>28039341
Will a (You) help?
>>28039410
you could stroke my ego and tell me that my artistic aesthetic is top tier...
