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Who else here too depressed to masturbate?
I know this feel
>cant get a boner
>>28041260
I can get a boner but I just can't be bothered to masturbate
The thought of sex is just making me angry now
>>28041356
i feel the exact same way
whenever i get a little horny i put on some porn and start jerking it,
but then i remember that women are fucking whores and normies
and then my boner dies
what do our fellow robots think about this?
http://imgur.com/gallery/AkdSw
roasties getting roasted
>>28041200
"no means no only when I say it"
Another reason why you should never ever come close to a roastie
>>28041200
lol who is this bitch and how do you know her
I think that anyone who believes "screenshots" of "real" chat exchanges they see online that have garnered a lot of attention due to how outrageous they are is naive.
It's 2016. Google "iMessage generator" or "Tinder chat generator" or "snapchat generator" and go nuts.
> In university
> Don't go to lectures
> Don't do the homeworks
> Score 80%+ in all tests
> Get a letter home from them
> They want to kick me out
... w-why? a month before exams? what the fuck?
oh yeah you're so surprised
fuckin retard. saged
>>28041131
Prolly attendance or the h.w is graded.
>>28041131
They probably run a query over their internet logs once a month that goes something like
>SELECT(faggot) FROM student_url_visits WHERE url LIKE '%/r9k/%';
>with this information they knew and were right to kick you out
Which Dark Souls 3 covenant is the robot covenant?
I know you will hate me but I still fight for thesunlight. I survived the Praise the Sun meme and stayed. Now I think there are other more normie covenants and the Praising the Sun meme period is slowly dying and now the more edgy covenants prevail for normies. Because the majority of normalfags playing DaS3 are just trying to be /edgy/ because it's pretty cool to be that for normies righ now.
Take their tongues
I couldn't give a fuck about what people think of Sun Covenant. Since DS1, Sunbros now and forever. Praise the Sun!
>YWN meet Solaire for the first time again, saving him after waiting weeks for an accurate guide, and whooping Gwyn in an amazing showdown before you were good at parrying
I'd like to play a videogame, what is better bloodborn or ds3?
does trying to get a girl who regularly sends nudes to another man count as being a cuck?
Yes OP, sadly, you're a cuck. Also nice quads
>>28041145
really? by the strict definition of cuck, I'm not. it's like liking a girl that already has a boyfriend.
>>28041111
For the most part, yes.
Its weird to pursue a girl that does that kind of thing. Even if the girl lets up and stops sending them to him if you were to date, then you'd have to deal with the drama of the guy trying to convince her to continue sending them for whatever reason, "old times sake", ect, to which she might do it and than you'd definitely be a cuck. Most likely behind your back too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNLdLKTYNtw
>jew woman admits to riding the carousel
>cant get off yet there's too many more cocks to ride lol
>>28041069
It's not the same for Jews anon, they are God's chosen people. A new will always find another new to marty
>>28041091
of course of course, god's designated people, it makes sense now
>oh anon I've had such a wonderful time receiving a thousand cocks in my face
>but yours is the cock I want to extract money fro- I mean settle down with
Have any anons here sucessfully stopped watching porn? If so has there been any benifots andnhow did you stop doing it?
>>28041060
Bumping for potential and with content
Not of my own choice. But I have lived without internet for longish periods of time and I gotta tell you it awoke a beast within me.
I got fucking desperate man. My risk taking behavior skyrocketed. I wanted to go to bars and shit every weekend. I started dumping money at strip clubs. I hit online dating hard. I mean fuck I went so far as to post my pics on craigslist for casual encounters.
There is a power hidden underneath but you gotta be prepared for what it will do to you. There is no way in hell I had the self control to go cold turkey on porn. I had to physically have no way to access it for this to work.
These days with smart phones always connected to data and wifi so easy to find I just don't see how this is possible.
>>28041361
Fucking hell brah, do tell more in return ill post tits
Why can't more people see university for the scam that it really is!?
>>28041050
Because it isn't and you get much more opportunities in life from it.
>HR departments will literally throw your degree out if you don't have a degree in most cases
>Many companies pay people more money for the same job, SIMPLY for having a degree
>Actual career-type jobs require degrees(enjoy your permanent stagnation)
>>28041050
>make college free
>increase the difficulty to weed out the tards
>degrees worth more
dude free stuff lmao
But 70% of what is taught at university is completely irrelevant to most degrees. It's just learning for the sake of learning with little to no benefit for your actual job. Most people leave uni over educated and under qualified and most learning is still done on the job once obtained. The degree is more or less just a ticket to getting the job. So much money and time wasted on subjects and topics that aren't needed. So yes a lot of it is just a scam to make money
S-She's not right...right?
>>28041022
If you can't be bothered to put any effort into your appearance then you're likely either an autist who doesn't know you should or a depressive who doesn't care. And neither make good friends or partners.
>>28041022
for example, if you leave your teeth to root don't expect anyone talking tou you often, it goes the same for any body odor
>>28041137
>>28041061
very presumptuous, generalizing, and overall wrong
I haven't brushed my teeth in two weeks, haven't showered in at least three, and just hung out with 9 friends for the third time this week earlier tonight
never ever take advice from chinese cartoons OP
>friends told me KFC now serves tendies
>goes to kfc, decides, fuck it I'll treat myself
>order a 2 piece meal along with tendies as a side
>counter mummy says they're fresh out of tendies
>too much of a beta to cancel the whole order despite tendies being the main reason I came here
>now just eating chicken with no tendies
How is your Friday going so far, lads?
>>28040861
KFC tendies are the ones my mom most often gets me. They're honestly not that good where I live. I know that doesn't make you feel any better, but you could always try the popcorn chicken or the boneless chicken next time. An old guy I knew from high school got me to play Black Desert Online, and it isn't fun at all.
>>28040933
Are we just hanging on until the sweet sweet release of death? Where can I find the tendies most enjoyed by r9k that I've read so much about. Are we all destined to not have any fun?
Two hours into Friday and I want to die. I go wagecucking in 7 hours but I probably won't fall asleep so that will be fun.
This OK Cupid profile
>Can you see yourself at my heels. Kneeling in front of me? waiting for my next command. I will train you so completely that you will know what I want before I speak. I also use hand signals and control you from any distance in crowd, just like a dog. You will learn that you are nothing unless serving me... do you dare find out more?
>>28040757
it's a dude, don't fall for it
>tfw no giantess gf
whylive.jpg
>>28040757
>for only $250 an hour
Roasties be like "Okay, I'm ready to settle down now"
>>28040755
O:
ORIGINAL
>>28040755
This is why i will only date / marry a virgin. They think they can be 2 dollar crack whores while growing up and then somehow believe they are entitled to a man.
>>28041423
you better be a virgin as well
Who here /freshman at uni and hating it/
This has been the worst year of my life and I'm thinking about just dropping out or transferring to a CC I can commute to.
If I force myself to stay here for another year, there's no telling what I'll do.
>>28040733
bump
oregnao
>>28040733
lol
uni is the best tho
>>28040733
Community College is the worst. Don't do it.
>talking to a qt at work
>ask her if she'd like to go out for lunch
>she says yes
>when I get to the shop she's there with a man next to her
>"hey anon, this is my boyfriend. boyfriend, this is anon, he said he'd buy lunch for us"
>I think about leaving but I just nod and rub my hands together and ask "so what'll it be?"
>chad boyfriend orders the most expensive thing on the menu (well done steak) and the girl gets a giant bowl of soup
>I just ask for half a grilled cheese but they wouldn't give half to me, so I get a lemonade instead
>after we're done eating and I pay the check, the two look at me
>tfw they want me to tip
>I put down all the spare change I have because the bill for the lunch cleaned me out
>chad and the girl laugh, looking at me with a shocked expression
>they get up and leave immediately after
>go home and drink myself to sleep
I talked to a girl today though!
Man thats fucked up, all those normies just normies laugh at us. BETA UPRISING NOW
>Orders a steak well-done
Disgusting, be a real man and get it raw.
You're cuck now! You're a cuck now!
You're a cuck, you're a cuck , you're a cuck , you're a cuck , you're a cuck , you're a cuck , you're a cuck nowww
ITT: Post your Wojacks.
I"m looking for a specific Wojack the one where he's the hungry pumpkin and it says "no, I don't want that feel"
Anyone have that Wojack?
as requested m8
>>28041636
Thanks senpai senpai
