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Why do niggers like fat bitches so much?
because they're high test
They like big asses.
Fat girls have really big asses.
Therefore they like fat girls.
Big ass fetish, primitive culture. Naggers in bongland don't have the same fetish, because they assimilated.
Depression is a meme.
Being sad and feeling down is a part of life.
>You are 10 years old. Your mother and father died in a car accident. You are sad. You have every right to be sad. You are not depressed. You don't have a disease. You shouldn't take anti depression pills.
>You are ugly and you know you will never attract a female. You are sad because it is something you want. You are not depressed, diseased. Your feelings are correct.
>You are old and have no education, no skills, no job, no money, no family. You are right to feel hopeless about the situation. It's not the disease making you feel hopeless, it's the situation in which you are.
I know what is coming now. "but muh chemical imbalanced", "but muh sadness for no reason"
Think about it. How many people diagnosed with depression are diagnosed because of their chemical imbalance? Almost no one.
How many people are depressed when they have no problems? Again, almost no one.
Oh, OK, random faggot on the internet. I'm totally convinced.
>>28042483
What proof does he need to convince you? If you don't realize what a massive jew meme depression is you have to be really dumb.
>>28042406
>How many people are depressed when they have no problems? Again, almost no one.
I beg to differ.
>mind is fuzzy most of the time
>have difficulty recalling facts
>severe tip-of-the-tongue syndrome
>sometimes I have moments of clarity where it feels like my mind is working right and I can think 10000 better
It's probably caffeine, but I can't fucking quit caffeine. Shit's in everything and I love it.
Know that feel, but replace caffeine with sugar.
Fucking same here .
>>28042541
have you honestly tried snorting it? not sure if its placebo but the rush is fucking insane
>tfw wasted years of your life arguing with people on the internet
Probably I will kill myself in my 30s I don't wanna feel like this
>>28042387
As opposed to what? There is no inherent meaning to life. You can do what you want with your time spent on this cursed planet as you damn well please.
it's either
>tfw wasted years of your life arguing with people on the internet
or
>tfw wasted years of your life arguing with people
at least you're anonymous here so people can only call you stupid in one thread while in other you might be the clever one
>tfw your country has its own judge dredd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeLBUYn9DEY
get shot by a nigger americunts
Elaborate on what's happening please.
>>28042417
I guess those 2 girls stole something (a purse?) from the other 2 girls and this vigilante went onto the pursuit and knocked 'em right down. Feels good man.
>>28042381
your judge dredd should off himself for crossing when it is red...fucking hypocrite.
What are you listening to right now, anon?
this is what I'm listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CZzCRSbKEI
share your music with me pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRRtbEeokE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAP077a7W08
>>28042347
>tfw no witch house gf
ITT We post our favourite songs. I don't care about your opinion edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVWt2RDsoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSZjR9_8TWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z4AmswNym0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuo_DmjQXfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvbpQx-dQfQ
Is dad/daughter incest the most erotic incest?
No, it's by far the lamest and shittiest.
Mom/son is obviously the best.
>>28042288
>hair
>roastie
I'm going to throw up...
Yes, mostly because with mom-son I feel like a rapist and with dad-daughter I know I'm capable of consent haha.
>Once I was seven years old, my mama told me,
"Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely."
Why didn't I listen
It's better you don't know what it's like.
Stay pure as snow.
You made this thread yesterday. And it's just as stupid now as it was then.
>>28042275
I hate that song, it epitomises normiehood
ITT : Weird Facts
>most normies are ugly
>most normies are friendless and no one cares about them
>most normies are manlets
>most normies are depressed but pretending to lead a happy life on social media
that is actually more true than most robots will think
t. I have normie cousins
>>28042379
what separates a normie from a robot?
>>28042394
I don't know, I would like to say intelligence but some robots can be pretty dumb
most ugly normie males settle for ugly females or become cucks which robots are unwilling to do so
I smashed the fuck out of my wrist riding my bike after I fell off. This was like 4 days ago and it still hurts and it's still swollen. I don't think I broke it but I'm too beta to go to the doctor about it. What the fuck do I do?
>>28042175
Go to the fucking doctor you idiot
>>28042175
go to the doctor or drink something that relieves swelling.
>>28042175
OP you'll be happy you went to the doctor.
If you seriously hurt yourself and let it heal improperly it could lead to even bigger complications and you might have to see a doctor anyway.
You can do it OP! Get it checked out!
>daddy gets home from work early
>>28042146
>mommy gets home from work and forgot to buy snacks on her way home
>>28042146
Thisis a feel I don't want to know, although better early than unexpectedly late.
>>28042146
Holy shit, he just came home, the feels are still fresh
Were foreign language classes the worst classes to take as a robot?
>teacher asks you a question in the language
>only recognise a few words
>no fucking clue what they're asking
>say something you do know in the language
>it has nothing to do with the question
>you pronounced it wrong too
Why can't there be places to learn how to speak a language without people laughing when you can't pronounce something? I want to learn one.
>>28042089
They were actually my favorite. I'm glad I've learned English.
>>28042089
Imagine if the teacher is worse than you in that language and doesnt understand you because he doesnt know the words.
Then he gives you a bad grade for it.
>>28042089
>not knowing about duolingo
it'll save your life my man
ITT: We don't cry about conditions we can't change or dwell on past mistakes but we focus on the positive aspects of our life.
I'm outside next to a river sitting in the sun comfyposting and reading a book on classic chinese poetry.
Lets enjoy life senpai :^D
About to go ride my motorcycle all day. Pretty comfy!
>>28042004
I have all day tomorrow to get comfy and drink and draw. Im still shit but I know Im getting better. I can see it. Plus life in general hasnt been too awful lately
I may have finally found a dope dealer!
Good morning, wagecuck.
It's the dawn of the final day of your work week.
Another day, another dollar.
Wageslave be brave
you got a world to save
world of money world of limits
always know your place
you are the one who kneels
governed by your feels
you work from 9 to 5 while we just blow our jizz
ignorance is bliss.
>>28041951
Thismeans weekend is around the corner, except for us because our whole lives are now one long weekend.
7am on a Friday and I'm already drinking because I don't have to wagecuck all day. Come at me, slaves. I'll banish you to the shadow realm.
