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What music do robots listen to? Ill start.
>Sabaton, Modest mouse, Fall out boy, Elitni odredi
Only nine inch nails is robot approved music
ITS DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
>Diamond Rugs
>The Fratellis
>COB
>anything Jack White's involved in
>Metric
>Lanie Lane
>Cake
>Blind Melon
>Alessia Cara
>Gogol Bordello
>Man Man
>Regina Spektor
Why not become the super autist?
>>28047633
lmao that's literally me
yeah id stay away from that type . high chance he will slice your neck.
>>28047633
I still feel shame
Blackbros of /r9k/, have you graduated to Asian women and left black women yet?
>>28047627
any sane blackbot has already left black women and moved to asian waifus
>>28047627
Asian women > White women > Sheboons
God i love nigger girls but a mixed race son would be the worst thing ever. I mean with a mixed race daughter you can be proud because she will be hot but a son is just going to be a useless chimp
>get a doge
>take him for a walk
>pretty girl sees him, ask me about the animal and myself
>see her again and again
>"hey anon how about you come to my house some day from now and meet my own doge, they can play"
>mfw
>>28047506
>how about you come to my house some day from now
L I T E R A L L Y who talks like that??
>>28047530
>L I T E R A L L Y
Who talks like that?
>>28047559
I typed it, retard
>30 year old man
>Still virgin
Am I a wizard now?
>>28047418
ALL HAIL THE WIZARDWhat are your magic powers?
>>28047418
your a wanka
Will you use your powers for good or evil? Neither or both?
When will these little freaks learn?
>tfw 193cm brown eyes blond hair white male
feels good mang
>>28047348
>tfw 5'6 manlet
>tfw I've fucked girls who were nearing 6 feet
I don't know if I'm fetishizing their height or they're fetishizing mine, but I don't care.
>>28048402
how the FUCK did you end up here?
if you don't have a good reason you shouldn't be here, normy
How big is yours, robots?
>>28047310
Don't have one
Originardo commentario
>>28047310
Got me about 92 bookmarks.
>>28047327
Same here. I have a few pics I couldn't help but save, but I generally don't keep porn on my computer. Friends always end up finding it and giving me shit for whatever I'm looking at, and I can find plenty of fap material online and in an incognito window so it's not even in my search history or anything.
So Andrew Jackson is being replaced with Harriet Tubman, which I think fucking suck.
Andrew Jackson was the only American President to fully pay off the national debt, and it hasn't happened since. Welp, looks like that was our last hope.
>andrew jackson hated the bank
>the bank is like "ur on our bill lmao"
>>28047273
>trail of tears
>trail of tears
>trail of tears
>trail of tears
>>28047273
Andrew Jackson was beyond a doubt one of our most based presidents.
>>28047273
>memepeople on dollar bills
We should do something fun next time
Like maybe each bill could have a different fortune written on it
Or words of encouragement
Maybe even Taco Bell ads
Find a Flaw in This Man
he was a virgin
original comment desu
>>28047259
He couldn't recognize a pyramid scheme, even as he attacked it.
>>28047259
he killed too many people i don't like him a whole lot tbqhwy
I don't even feel pain/sadness anymore. And I certainly don't feel happiness or excitement. I feel nothing. Every day is just one big nothing. Every day I feel nothing.
No matter what happens I have no emotional reaction, and I'm not even a good looking psychopath that can use it to his advantage.
It fucking sucks
>>28047190
You obviously feel that you dont feel.
>tfw all you feel is vague fear and apprehension
>tfw uncomfortably neutral all the time
>>28047268
Basically this. Feel nothing but still on edge and take most things as an insult
You're not as entitled as this cunt woman, are you, robots?
Or this cunt?
>>28047144
How is she being entitled? She's just venting her frustration at not getting an interview. I see people do that here all the time.
She doesnt seem entitled, she seems to be self-deprecating because she cant even get an entry level nobody job.
To be honest I know that feel as well.
Let's start a cringe thread to make us feel better.
>>28047120
These threads used to be awesome. Where is everyone?
>>28047120
Bumping for more I guess
>>28047120
You're the real cringe op
who /sizequeen/ here?
Why do people hate on me because of this?
>>28047083
I know this is bait, but extremely fat people are disgusting aesthetically and medically
Stop drinking coke like a pig and eating chocolate everyday, it works
>>28047147
sizequeen means she only wants big dicks you stupid uneducated robot
>>28047083
Probably because you're a man but you pretend you're a woman online. Just a thought
ITT: Words or Phrases you'll never get to experience
I'll start
>"Want to hang out after class anon?"
>"I'm glad I met you."
>"I love you."
>"You are worth it."
>You disappoint me
stay mad betas
>>28047080
>"Do you want to help me assume the final form of autism, Anon-kun?"
>worship my feet you fat piece of shit
wat do
>>28047045
...start worshiping
>>28047045
sure thing turkroach, just let me get my worshipping spray :^)
>>28047045
her feet look fucking mangled m8
