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/r9k/ takes itself way too seriously.
yeah, you're right.
*blows brains out*
>>28053155
and what do you mean by that friendo?
>>28053155
Sauce on the big ass breasts senpai?
Stop making your parents disappointed in you and get to work, wagecuck.
>>28053110
>made 35k today on 33,000 shares of amd based on insider info
What did you do today, neet?
>>28053175
No you didn't. You just saw the stock rise in price and bought and sold it. You don't have any insider information otherwise you would easily have made ~45k with 33k stocks. You are just a faggot that got lucky.
>>28053175
Yeah, sure. Whatever makes you cope with your boss yelling at you. It's so funny how all the wagies on here make lots of money that's way past the average household income--and all of it in one day.
Fill my reviewbrah folder
>>28053097
You'll have more luck over in >>>/wsr/
>>28053097
Ill fill itwith cum ;)
>>28053097
Bumping for more based lecturer
Sometimes I think being a robot is better than being a normie
>No gf to break your heart
>No dog who'll die & leave you crying
>No shitty friends
>No obligations to family
The reality of humanity requires you to feel the good and the bad. Perspective and experience helps you grow into a more mature and emotionally strong individual. A robot exists until it doesn't. We do the same, but we can get something out of it emotionally
>>28053120
What do you get out of a dog dying?
>>28053183
An appreciation for all the awesome times you had with your bro dog
What is the point of life? I'm having trouble finding meaning. I look to good traditional family values and realize most woman would leave you at the drop of a hat, so that's off the charts.
I look for leading a good life and doing good in the world, but that is ultimately a selfish endeavor and only leads to me feeling good as that won't 'change' the world.
I think I'm settling on living a quiet mostly lonely existence as that seems the best option. The only thing I am worried about is relying on myself to do this. It seems utterly foolish to be 100% reliant on oneself without any safe backdrops in case shit hits the fan.
How do I find meaning?
>>28053019
What's your favorite thin lizzy album
>>28053019
Do you actually listen to the Fatherland podcast or did you find that image somewhere else?
>>28053019
What is a good color to go with black pants?
You seem honest.
I have blue shirt. Good?
Day 1 of nofap and I'm getting the urge. What do I do?
>>28053004
Fap. Do it
>>28053004
Go outside, take some fresh air, think of other stuff.
show a modicum of self-control for once in your life you knuckle dragger
Her sister and her mother died in the past month.
The weird thing is. I don't care, my life would be 1000000x brighter and it wouldnt be as fucked as it is right now right now if she hadn't been a vileful bitch in the previous year when i was at my lowest. It already was a living hell,she just had to make sure i never get back on my feet
Its a long story ,i never blamed anyone for my problems. But this is clear as crystal,these problems were not supposed to happen in the first place,
she just had to think :
>"Hey,my 4th son is actually changing for the better after being a shitty depressive mediocre slob for most of his life ,he's becoming something ,he's skyrocketing and he's sure to get in medschool with his grades,he's truly happy for the first time in his life, better invent stuff+ create major drama to alienate him from his brothers(the people he loves and admire the most) when he's having soul crushing health issues + forbid him from taking a semester off to recover back to normal when he's a mental wreck,i'll make sure to be as toxic as possible so he doesn't get back on his feet. =)". I dont understand how she can pretend to want my wellbeing. Her actions only worsened my shitty mental state. At first it didnt but ehen you become a mental wreck,these little things have great influence on you.This was the only shot at a good happy successful life i ever had.
Maybe she'll regret stuff. Maybe she won't. I dont know,i dont really care. The only 2 people i care about are 2 of my brothers. Hope this won't fuck them up too much,i really care about them.
Don't care about my eldest bro anymore,he was always the person i admired and respected the most in the world until my mom start making up shit about me non-stop. Ever since,my relations with him were damaged beyond repair. I dont care how he will feel.
It would be bad to write a suicide note and only mention my 2 good bros tho. It pains me that it'll hurt them
Anyway man,hard decision
Tbh women aren't meant to be taken seriously.
>>28052854
>My suicide might destroy my mom
Finally a Anon who actually has some empathy and doesn't blame all his problems on other people.
>The weird thing is. I don't care
Well, maybe he's just very depressed and doesn't mean that. At least he's not bl...
>it wouldnt be as fucked as it is right now right now if she hadn't been a vileful bitch
..aaand there it is.
Eat a dick Anon. Your mother lost HER FUCKING SISTER AND MOTHER IN THE SAME MONTH. I didn't even read the rest of your post but whatever she "did" to you. She has the right to be unpleasant for a while when HER FUCKING SISTER AND MOTHER DIE IN THE SAME MONTH you absolutely autistic egocentric piece of shit. I would tell you to kill yourself, but I would feel sorry for your mother.
>>28052854
Don't kill yourself, anon. Ask yourself how you'd feel if one of your brothers killed themselves.
Can you not at least try to talk to your brother first?
Also, what if there is no afterlife, and it's just nothingness after you die?
Loo, if you're really committed to dying, will you at least borrow as much money as you can from the banks or something and have a blast in Vegas (friends are optional, but could improve the situation) or something first? You're going to die, anon. You might as well go out with a bang and just fuck hookers and snort cocaine or something. Take heroin. Do *something* before you die!
Who cares if you overdose? You were going to kill yourself anyway!
I'm an 18-year-old man, standing at roughly 5'6" (never measured, but based off of good estimates based on other peoples' heights.) I am European.
Is there any hope of me getting taller? I feel like a fucking laughing stock. I'm so scared of being stuck this way the rest of my life.
Bump.
C'mon lads, help a guy out.
>>28052822
Short answer. Yes, there is still some hope
>>28053026
Ye, I also think there is some hope, but just don't hope for too much desu
I just want to drive a campervan deep into the wilderness and not emerge for a year.
What is your dream robots?
To die. That's what I wish for everyday when I wake up.
my dream in life?
ending it.
friends, comfort, security, fulfillment, intimacy
What series should I use to get my mom into the anime?
I've been thinking Code Geass because she's a lelegbeard who's proud of being an INTJ but what do you guys think?
>>28052744
I watched pic related with my mummy recently. She liked the MC's mom.
>>28052744
No one older than 16 will be able to tolerate Code Geass.
Go for Death Note, or a better version of Death Note (Monster).
my mom got into anime through outlaw star, even has a tattoo of hilda
Most "metalhead girls" I've met were posers tb.h
Very few. All I've meet have been poseurs and function like every girl in a niche: like the worst cancer.
t. metalhead
>>28052743
only posers care about posers being posers.
>>28052743
I've met genuine metalhead girls.
They are quite rare but they exist.
why aren't you reading your porn, /r9k/?
http://www.sexstories.com/story/5800/camping_with_mom
http://www.sexstories.com/story/44234/aunt_liz
HAHAHAH FAGGOT
i bet you're trying to escape the mass by being original and not getting off to 2d/3d by READING your fucking porn
we don't live in the 1800s anymore
>>28052784
https://www.literotica.com/s/mothers-helping-hand-ch-01
https://www.literotica.com/s/secret-silence
>>28052723
>not impregnation stories
Get on my level scrub .
>about to leave call center to go home for weekend
>supervisor stops me when I'm two feet from the exit
>"Oh hey, anon, I need you to work mandatory OT tonight. And if you could come in again tomorrow we'd appreciate it."
JUST
>>28052688
>mandatory OH
Doesn't exist but if it did you'll be fucking rich.
>>28052721
>Doesn't exist
Are you retarded? It does exist, I'm literally stuck doing it right now.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mandatory+overtime
>>28052688
I work at a call center, if this happened I would be fucking furious
GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED
you have a pic?
![[Anime-Koi] Hitsugi no Chaika Avenging Battle - 08 [h264-720p][920E9AD3].mkv_snapshot_19.03_[2014.12.01_12.46.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m1eiyXt.jpg "[Anime-Koi] Hitsugi no Chaika Avenging Battle - 08 [h264-720p][920E9AD3].mkv snapshot 19.03 [2014.12.01 12.46.29]")
>mom found the diarrhea mattress
PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db241.htm
Why do you think so many people commit suicide, r9k?
Because its the only logical step to take once you have realized the truth behind life is worth living meme.
>>28052626
i wouldn't have considered it if i didn't have tinnitus
>>28052737
How is it to live with it? Is it constantly there? Don't think I could live with a constant pain or noise. Sad some people have to live their whole lives with it.
![suicide-main[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IAoHufJ.jpg "suicide-main[1]")