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When did you finally accept the fact that you're ugly? Bout a year ago for me. It's been liberating to some extent. I don't feel as insecure anymore around people.
>>28054380
stop projecting please
>>28054407
Ugly anon detected
when did you realize humans are animals with no souls.
we eat shit and reproduce..and travel.
so special
Today I want to discuss something with you all anons. The real deal red pill, if you will. I want to pass on this knowledge, like the Olympic torch, because I feel it's my moral duty to do so.
Losing your virginity will not fix you, nor will becoming a Chad. Let's decompose this.
What does it mean to be a Chad? For most people, it means good looks (mostly, through genetics), extreme assertiveness, confidence, easy money and the ability to bang many chicks. This is all bullshit. All Chads (aka, Bad Boys) are good at is at marketing themselves.
When you're a Chad, you know you aren't worth jack shit. In fact, you know the only reason you ever want to come into contact with a woman is so you can get your dick wet and get an ego boost through it. So you have to prove you're actually worth anything to the girl in front of you.
Now here's something, our minds are biased in ways we don't often percieve. Our memories and perceptions are flawed, and by being stylish and by being decently fit, people will think you are a better person. Simple as that. Girls don't dig bad boys because they like assholes, and alpha/beta dynamic is a lie. It's just that your average Chad knows he isn't worth shit, and thus puts in the effort to look good because he knows that's all he's got. Anything more than that? He's fucked. Let me tell you how do I tell when any girl I know is going to hook up with a guy and she's definitely his.
"Wow, I just had the most amazing conversation ever."
To get anything more than easy pussy from a Stacey at a party, you need to be able to build a goddamn emotional connection. Like jesus, why would you want to fuck a girl you'd not be able to talk to. Let me tell you a secret, anon. Chads have gone through all kinds of terrible experiences, you are just comparing their highlights reel to your unedited, raw show.
So, here's why you don't want to be a Chad. It doesn't mean you can't actually take advantage of this, or learn 1 or 2 lessons from them.
I don't want to be a Chad
I just want to experience love, but I never will, because I'm autistic.
>>28054366
The main reason why Chads get friends and relationships and most of us don't, is because friendship and dating are a numbers game. The more people you get to know, the better the odds are you'll come across someone who likes the same as you do, or someone who is really into getting into the same bed as yours. If you only know well two girls in your entire social circle, odds aren't with you. Chads just know a lot more women than you do.
Chads need to also be socially calibrated. Girls like feeling wanted, without going into orbiter or creeper territory. If you can't keep eye contact or touch them, it's the same as saying you aren't interested in her.
Chads are also aggressive. Like, yeah, while we're all wasting our time chads are going out, asking out girls and shit, so why is it their fault that they're actually taking risks? Again, you see their successes, but not the sheer amount of failures they've had to go through til they get a single phone number.
Also, chads don't really care if they get the girl they wanted or not. If they do, cool. If they don't, there's a world full of girls as attractive or more attractive. Who cares, right?
All in all, in my honest opinion, just learn what gets off women from Chad, and incorporate it to yourself. That way, you are effectively more attractive without becoming some shitter you'd hate if you met on the streets.
>>28054366
I'm not even a robot, but this post gave me cancer.
How do we solve the robot problem?
Massive executions?
get into a group thing then you can talk to anyone.
i love you babe *cums in girlfriends mouth* uuhhhghgh..yeah i love you
our love is so pure *farts*
....
>>28054350
Good suggestion, anon. Once we kill all the normies, robots will no longer have a problem.
>tfw no gf to skype call for two days straight playing awful video games together and sleeping in call
[4:18:41 PM] *** Call ended, duration 38:43:30 ***
>>28054645
my dream literally
>>28054645
pretty weak t b h
ITT: lies you were told in HS
>everyone will grow up after HS and treat you like a human being
>you can be anything you want to be if you just study hard, behave, and pay attention in class
>jocks and assholes will become unsuccessful years after school
>>28054279
>everything will be better at uni/college. You will find a lot of friends with similar interests.
>>28054279
you have to act like a functioning human being before people will start to treat you like one
Where were you when anzu jaamu lost her virginity?
>>28054151
Ugly skelly with oversized head plastered in make up
pics?
also, who?
>>28054151
No idea who that is and I was probably playing an elder scrolls game.
>It's ok anon, you can hang out with us! It's girls' night out and you're basically one of the ladies anyway, you've had the same number of girlfriends we've had: zero lol!
That would be nice. At least I'd have friends and something to do.
*lights moltove*
yea, sure...tee hee
>>28054105
>implying they would say anything to you once you got out of the car
>thanks for taking me out anon. I'm going to give this drink a 7.4, above average, everything is there. what say we head back to my mom's place and set the camera rolling and see where we go from there?
>>28054096
Oh geez, oh man, this is nuts
why wear a suit when you're reviewing fast food?
>Wow, you look so much more handsome in person...
Daily reminder to FEMANONS that you NEED TO LEAVE.
You need to leave for your own sanity, psychological health and future wellbeing.
Every femanon who has come through this place and achieved even the slightest notoriety has turned into a slut.
- FuckedTheOblateSpheroid, former /r9k/ poster, fucked her biological father and fucked over 30 guys before the age of 20.
- Momoko Mitchell, former cosplayer and /cgl/ poster turned whore.
- Ellie Idol, former cosplayer and /cgl/ poster turned whore.
- Nico/Amanda, pornstar, /b/ poster.
- Yhivi, pornstar, /b/ poster.
- Eliza, camwhore, /r9k/ poster. Mentally fucked up and scarred.
- Haysack, underage camwhore, /r9k/ poster. Mentally fucked up, doxed, abused, addicted to drugs.
- Blah, literal escort who killed herself, /fa/ and /r9k/ poster.
- And hundreds if not thousands of others.
This place will chew you up and spit you out. If you are a good girl who loves your father and mother, you shouldn't let this place corrupt you.
Daily reminder from former-degenerate anon here who used to trawl 4chan hooking up with girls like you that most of us are predatory and want to fuck you, and that, with the greatest of respect, most of you are easy as fuck.
Stop being easy. Stop camwhoring. Stop destroying your self-esteem.
>>28054092
holy shit that is the cutest grill I have ever seen
there are grills like this on 4chan? pls. I want to believe.
Marky, camwhore, promiscuous with men she meets on /r9k/.
There is nothing wrong with being a slut.
Just use protection.
I wish I could be a slut.
I wish I could have a comfy open relationship with a nice grill that cared about my feelings.
If you lived in Japan you would be happy and content with life.
probably not. But I wouldn't be me if I were born in Japan so who knows.
yeah, high school, maybe
then i'd have to get a shitty paying job and live in one of those shitty apartments and one day one of my co-workers is fucking dead cuz he committed suicide because of how shit being a grown man in japan is
>>28054030
>b8
fuck u haribo
Are you resigned to the reality that your future girlfriend/wife, if you even have one, will be a nonvirgin?
Will you be happy with another man's used goods?
Will you love the same face that was covered in another man's cum?
My girlfriend is a virgin, I actually wish she wasn't... but I'm a cuck so *shrugs*.
nah i gave up on females
>>28054022
Nice dubs.
Cum washes off. But I do draw a line somewhere. Those graphs about divorce rates don't lie.
>beautiful spring day outside
>nothing to do by myself
>no friends to do anything with
Anyone else feeling this feel?
>>28053960
Yup, I know this feel all to well.
ima misanthrope, and so is every other true robot.
i cant be around people..i have nothing to say.
wow! dinner was so good tonight, the flavor was just right. tommorrow we'll have to tr...
*blows brains out
Does anyone else here find comfort in being a friendless loser? I can't fucking stand being with other people. I don't want even want a girlfriend. I just want to live alone for the rest of my life in a one bedroom apartment somewhere in the city.
>>28053923
I hate people I'm fine with just being alone I don't like when people talk to me. They're just annoying.
people repulse me. their fucking arrogance.
>>28053923
I feel like this is my future. I love other people but they're very dangerous and always hurt me.
I'm better off alone.
Did this ever happen? Posted this morning but the thread 404'd
Guy said he bought a extended mag full auto glock (probably glock 18) from a drug dealer and was going to use it at some school around 9 am
>9am
>on a Saturday
oh boy
Original bump for breaking news
>>28053929
Today is friday. I'm pretty sure we'd see something in the news by now.
What is the best board on 4chan?
>>28053866
/po/, or one of the other barely visited boards
>>28053866
/tv/ tbqh
>>28053866
/hr/ has potential
