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I'm really unhappy today.
I was happy earlier.
Then I visited 4chan.
A pattern is beginning to emerge.
>>28051461
What ails you stranger?
>>28051461
your post is bad and you should feel bad
Anyone else read stories on 4chan/reddit about all these guys having sex with girls when they were teens and get really bummed out? It would've been so easy to just go out and get laid but I missed out because I'm a socially retarded outcast
It's one of the worst feels
>>28051342
One self bump and then I'll let the thread die
>>28051342
>12th grade
>Taking some first aid class
>One day the normal guy that I partner with isn't there, he and I are literally the only two guys in the whole class
>Some qts usual partner isn't there either
>We get partnered by the teacher
>Usually I would brace for my spastic autism but for some reason I play it like a fucking Chad and absolutely kill it
>We practice putting a sling on each other, I joke that I am having trouble because I don't usually practice on little arms
>She actually laughs, dick was diamonds at this point
>It is her turn, she laughs that she doesn't usually practice on big arms
>I was flexing the fuck out of my arm to make it look bigger but it still made me hard as a rock
>We start working together every day
>A couple weeks later she invites me to her place
>Figure out the trick to being a Chad for me is to not overthink it, just fucking do it
>We chat for a while in her house
>I finally blurt out "Do you want to fuck?"
>She laughs and says yes
>Couldn't do it then because her mom was home, she tells me if we hurry back to her house after school the next day we can do it
>Figure I'm fucking golden, shit is going to be awesome
>The next day in school I figure out she is actually a sophomore and only 15 years old
>I was 18
>Didn't fancy being a registered sex offender for the rest of my life so don't show up and am forced to ignore her
>Still a virgin to this day
Look into my eyes and know pain.
>>28051537
You had the easy potential to bang so that's pretty good
I cant think of a structure strong enough to attach the rope
Tips pls.
>>28051326
Drown yourself in the tub
how fat are you?
blooox
Tie your ankles to your thighs. That'll fix the problem
I'm tired of being alone
I'm tired of having no money
I'm tired of feeling anxious
I'm tired of not seeing a future
Then you've gotta get moving with some kind of plan going forward.
>>28051784
hmm maybe I should just... b myself?
>>28052269
Ha, no. Take action. Develop a momentum toward goals. Never stop striving
>be seven
>in second grade
>playing on playground at recess
>overhear some kids talking about sex
>had never heard of sex because I was one of those naive sheltered children
>ask them what sex is because I didn't get to hear the full conversation
>one kid tells me that when a man fucks a woman in the ass she gets pregnant and gives birth
>ask how that works
>kid tells me that a man releases a liquid called sperm out of his penis into a woman's anus and it goes through a tube called a vagina inside of the anus that leads to the ovaries and makes babies and the baby eventually comes out of the anus
>actually believe him
>fast forward to sixth grade
>having puberty/sex ed
>teacher shows us a video about reproduction and puberty
>video demonstrates how sex really works
>feel absolutely fucking stupid
>tfw I believed women literally shat babies until I was eleven
>>28051276
>read all 3 scary stories to tell in the dark
>too afraid to walk down scary dark hallway to pee
>piss in my closet
>mom beats my ass and bleaches closet of urine
>be 13
>smoking weed in my room for the first time when mom is sleeping
>get so paranoid i cant walk to the toilet so i piss in a bottle but it was only a small 50cl bottle
>i pissed more than 50cl
>>28051373
I remember having to sleep with my television on after reading those as a child.
Why haven't you transcended yet my fellow robots?
Why do you still cling to carnal and earthly desires? It's extremely limiting and leaves you tethered to this overall meaningless life.
No more do I worry about attracting a mate, no more am I bothered by others or other social stigmas. I work only for me and only to better myself.
All of these people chasing physical gratification will be out of luck when the time comes for their end of days.
Don't live in the now. Forego your earthly desires and find true peace within yourself my robot brethren.
it's over.. i just want to be left alone..this world isnt for me.
>>28051239
Don't count on it. This world is a dump but I sincerely wonder how delusional would you have to be to claim yourself as an enlightened being.
Enlightenment is a delusion itself. Want to enjoy life ? Just relax and do something that make you happy.
WIZARD, MAGIC MAN,I FOUND ONE. Its like seeing a cardinal, seeing an r9k wizard brings good luck
>Someone says something stupid
>Want to correct them but have so much anxiety
>End up just being silent and letting the stupidity continue
Chiming in on other peoples conversations with "facts" just makes people hate you.
Don't be that guy.
And...
>It turns out they were just testing to see if you weren't listening or are an idiot and now you just failed.
>>28051251
No, I don't mean like that. I mean when they're talking to you.
>Hey anon, did you know that there are more stars in the galaxy than atoms in the universe
>O-Oh...
Why haven't you taken the Red Pill yet anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX142iXUvgM
>Implying I have not already digested the red pill completely
>>28051232
Have you really though?
Here's a simple test I use to figure out whether someone is actually red-pilled or not:Did you know that Trump is a Zionist puppet?
>>28051305
>Caring about American gossip
All I know is that Trump is a cash-motivated entrepenour with great ties with the Clinton Family
Either way I'm not American, so it really does not matter unless he is actually elected.
If your brain worked like in Inside Out, what would it be like?
>Sadness, Fear and Anger fighting for the controls all the time
>Disgust whispering in their ears
>sometimes they're kicked out by Lust, a 3-foot tall hermaphrodite with a raging hardon, but it never lasts long
>Joy is gagged and bound in the corner
>>28051215
>Anger and Disgust is both working hand in hand 80% of the time
>Sadness occasionally asks for some control
>Fear gets panic attacks sometimes but rarely
>Happiness only appears when I eat good food or play games
If Socialness was a feeling, it'd be gutted and hanged from the ceiling
Joy has lost the motivation to do her job, whenever it is her time to shine she just halfassedly presses random buttons and falls asleep, so then sadness is forced to take over but she hates her job too and dreams of a post-work society, which is projected onto me, I just mope around and think about how things should be all the time. Disgust also hates her job and just doesn't work at all, she has taken to calling herself apathy. Fear killed himself because there is no reason to be afraid of anything, death is welcome. Anger is almost never active because he is subdued by drug abuse and alcoholism, but occasionally he takes control and just fucks up everything for everyone.
>>28051215
Sadness sitting lonely in an empty control room, too tired to even do anything
Ive failed in every way possible, but i will succeed iwith suicide..
>it was all a dream
>i will succeed iwith suicide
no you wont
see you tomorrow loser
>>28051195
I USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINEIt had to be done, brother.
>>28051212
Theres no god, senpai..
what do you offer to a potential relationship partner that someone else couldn't do better?
uhh
i can speak like 4 languages
I'm a devout Catholic :^)
I can be used as a lighthouseso no one bumps into her as we're walking. And other tall people shitmay I'm freakishly tall. 6'8" 210lbs
>dad ask me to sync his phone pics
>pics of his dick
was it bigger than yours?
>>28051166
I would have fapped to them
>>28051166
Aren't you going to share?
What do you think would happen if man lost all sexual desire and the need for sex today!?
Women would need to be actually interesting and funny to have male friends
Men would get a lot more done for the next 80 years
Then we go extinct
all degenracy would disapear
Most women would end up killing themselves because no one would give a shit about their degenerate bullshit. Men would be far more productive for a few decades before humanity would start to go extinct. So win-win.
>6'0
>iq of over 140
>make 150k/year
>190x5 bench and 290x5 squat
Not white
How far will I go in the dating game
None of that matters when your autismo that makes shit up on r9k.
I hate this place, I come here when I feel insecure and end up reading a bunch of threads telling me to kill myself.
>190 bench
Why would you even mention this
A 190 bench isn't impressive
Dump all your rare simpsons, robots
Hard mode: Only old simpsons
I'll dump some, idgaf if no one reply
No fucks given, sorry
go on, post some more my boyy
