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>Madness Combat was 14 years ago
Lazy ass Krinkels took like 11 years to make the eleventh episode
>Xiao Xiao 3 was 15 years ago
>>28049378
>We will never see the conclusion
Hello lads
I recently started building an app with GameMaker.
It's quite nice, and I was wanting to export it using a cracked version to Android, with some ads on it.
But it seems that it cannot be done, since the game isn't building the .apk (various errors which I don't get when i do not put the ads).
So I'm looking forward to get a licence (if not the master collection atleast the studio + android export). So if one of you feel generous,
you can send me a licence key on :
[email protected]
>>28048331
post screen of the app man
>>28048331
>>28048986
this and try /wsr/
>>28048331
If you had actually had talent, then you would have the money to afford the $60 or whatever the fuck.
>mfw I block a firehouse with my traffic cones
Who /mischief/ here?
>tfw you go to the bathroom at a store and don't wash your hands and than touch shit
>rearrange pricetags for similar products in stores so that people end up overpaying for products that I dont like
>mfw I set your house on fire
How are Chads able to date and marry girls who they know are promiscuous? Doesn't it make them feel like shit?
They have side bitches.
Yeezy is just a loud, outspoken beta.
>>28048293
>implying Chads care about virgin circlejerk memes
Apparently everyone I know don't have time for me, even though I see them online posting things. FUCK THEM,FUCKING TWATS ALWAYS LEAVING ME ALONE AND DEPRESSED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/r9k/ show me the way to become a true rob0t, plz
Delete your account on the website you're talking about and spend that time with yourself in solace.
-XxxswagmasterxxX
>>28048269
Shut up u dumb fucking cunt
>>28048317
It's not just account. Before that we used to hang out, but apparently I'm "anti-social"
Will I look like a sperg if I wear basketball shoes casually? I really want a pair of these.
>will i look like a sperg
probably
>if i wear basketball shoes
depends on the shoe
>these
look spergy. bloodstains? really? come on, get some fucking taste you child
Are you nigger?
Go ahead.
Are you not a nigger?
Don't get them.
>>28048211
you got hoops?
>he watches anime
>he collects trading cards
>he plays video games
>he owns a katana
>He uses the word roastie unironically
>he uses the word roastie ironically
Normalfags actually don't care about any of that. Video games are a normie pass time now, so are anime and board games.
Source: I'm a normie who likes anime and vidya and have had gfs that like anime and vidya.
It's 8 PM CET on a Friday evening. Seems like a prime time to start a Czech thread.
How many fellow Czechs are browsing this board right now?
How are you spending this Friday night, motherfuckers?
Slovaks NOT WELCOME.
>>28048108
Reporting in captain.
I wanted to write in Czech, but was stopped by the ASCII police.
>>28048108
>How are you spending this Friday night, motherfuckers?
I want to finish reading
http://www.thechristianidentityforum.net/downloads/Gulag1.pdf
Then some pizza and Dark Souls 3.
Canadanon here; currently day-drinking with some Budejovicky Budvar, so I felt compelled to post itt.
Czechs are Bro-tier.
>world-class Egyptology
>excellent beer
>crazy confuses-other-Slavs ayylmao buzz-click language with diacritics out the ass
>my old neighbour was pretty cool
>>28048201
I feel your pain.
I'm 24 but I feel like im 80. I cant find any hobby anymore, I stopped playing any video games, things that I enjoyed are now just 'meh'.
When I was young, I thought I would be happy when I finally would be 25, with job, with gf, with all that free time after work to play or do whatever I want. Now I'm 24 and after I'm back from work I dont feel like doing ANYTHING, I dont want to go to gym, I dont want to play games, I dont want to hang out with my gf, I'd just lay in front of TV or sleep. I lost all my hobbies, dont know why.
Fuck being grown up man, this sucks. I want to be 15 again, when I thought life was more interesting.
Depression is a bitch.
Things that helped me:
>finally getting a gf at 31.
>preceded by 31 years of loneliness and sadness
>yes the memes were right, being with someone actually makes you happy
smoke weed erday 420 blaze it
but seriously, weed helps
I can play games again.
>>28048045
I have gf, but it doesn't help. The initial rush is gone, we are together for 5 years now
>"A-anon, w-why d-don't you l-like m-me?"
Because I am your last resort.
>>28047989
I didn't want to feel this feel.
>>28047905
Because i don't even like myself
>tfw i'll never know the feeling of having sex with a goddess like this
>i'll never know the feeling of having sex at all
>>28047903
I've been fapping so long I probably couldn't enjoy sex anyway. No big loss.
Whats her name? You can have sex with a prostitute if you have money.
>>28047903
pay a prostitute? if sex is what you want a good mid range one will be able to give you a better time than any stacey.
The whole its not honorable to fuck prostitutes thing is a feminist meme. Both the most hardworking and the richest men in the world fuck prostitutes.
Do you think anyone looks down on hugh hefner other than angry lesbians? stop letting women manipulate you by shaming you man
>a qt will never drool all over your cock
life is suffering
>>28047876
Have had it done. Drool leaks down and caresses your butthole. Feels weird man
>>28047876
Give us sauce
>>28047916
>he doesn't look girl drool in his butthole
what are you, a fag?
>Come on man, just go talk to her!
I don't like the shape of that mug.
Looks like it would be awkward to store.
maybe it's just because I'm not a girl, but this guy is like, comically attractive
like he goes beyond attractive and into looking like a cartoon character
>>28047783
>Chad shakes his head sadly knowing the never do well robot will never man up
>tfw your art is bad
>tfw your writing is bad
>tfw everything you try to create is bad
>>28047716
Try being a good businessman. That'll get you more fulfillment. Ask any starving fountain of artistic talent.
>want to write a novel
>have no experience to reflect on and nothing new or novel to write a narrative about
>want to illustrate it
>have lost my ability to draw after years of indolence
>instead my creativity is funneled into shitposts that will blow away at the end of the day and mostly center around how greasy and gross I am and how bad I want to fuck fat-assed girls and slutty traps
>tfw everyone acknowledges your talent
>tfw you are capable of hard work
>tfw too lazy to write and improve
>tfw just copped a handful of vicodin and percocet from some old bitch's medicine cabinet
who /degenerate/ here
>>28047683
Were you just too embarrassed to say mommy or something?
Also, degeneratefag reporting in
God, I wish I had opiates. Been so long.
>>28047744
nah i just knocked on the door of some old bitch who lives near me and i asked to use the bathroom and instinctively i opened the medicine cabinet and there were pills in there.
