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Rate this girl out of 10
theres one 3 rates
would not fuck
would fuck
would fuck every day 3 times
ill give her a would fuck because i dont know how fat she is
meh, seen better.
meh/10
8/10 for a normie 3/10 for me. Honestly she's so normie looking its like shes a different species to me. I barely feel anything when I look at her.
daily reminder this is what people think social anxiety is really like.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/incredibly-rude-texts-from-your-social-anxiety#.vqroprkAb
daily reminder nobody fucking cares about your disorders
>>28042944
That's more related to insecurity. However, it's not that innacurate honestly.
>>28042944
I have bullshit anxiety does it count ?
If you rape a girl, are you still a virgin?
>>28042882
sexually no
relationship-ly yes
>>28042882
This is a test post
>>28042958
haha hi fella, looks like it worked out for ya! I'm glad you could be part of our little community here.
who /baby face/ here?
>tfw inferiority complex around masculine guys
>women only say "aww your so cute, anon :)"
>people assume you're a faggot or a beta
>gay men hit on you
>21 and still pass for a middle schooler
Im 29 and still this happens to me even though I lift and am 20kg heavier than the average person my height.
I'm 31 but still have to show ID when I buy alcohol...
I've had aa beard since I was thirteen and a mustache since fifth grade. So I'm the opposite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFvdeomvHD4
This guy is basically the ruler of /r9k/
Dude I just started watching him desu
He's actually just a businessman and self-promoter, and he caught onto the "men's consciousness movement" rather late, so he's producing a lot of content, most of what he says has been said a hundred times by men before him.
That's probably the worst video I've seen of his. He seems super delusional sometimes. Feel sorry for his wife.
I'M TIRED OF HAVING NO FRIENDS
I WANT SOMEONE IN REAL LIFE I CAN RELATE TO
FUUUCCCCKKKKK
have you tried talking to people
>>28042744
But friends can hurt you and make you feel even worse
5'9
play vanilla WoW
Spic
KHV shut in
Want to be my friend?
Do not use if seal is broken.
hah why would we want to marry you anyway loser.... -____-
>>28043023
Why would chad want used goods?
>>28043034
uhh excuse me?
it takes a real man to step up to the plate, and finish the meal left by another man!!
I have a really veiny penis, the skin is thin around the veins so they bulge out and look huge. How do I get a dick that is smooth like Zac Efron's dick?
I read that boiling hot water and letting it cool just below boiling temp, and applying so it is still very hot but does not cause burns to your skin makes the skin smoother. I've been boiling water in a tea kettle then I will apply it to my penis with a rag, and let it soak for several minutes. Directly afterward I apply cocoa butter and rub it in so that there is no greasiness left on the skin.
At night I rub peanut butter (the organic non chunky kind) into my penis skin so it will absorb the protein. The veins in my penis are on the surface so they poke out and you can see them very well. I bought some Jergens natural Glow firming moisturizer to make it look more like Zac Efron's dick tan, hopefully reducing the appearance of the veins, but did not notice much difference.
I'm not sure if I have some condition like varicose veins. The texture of my penis skin is very rough, I have been using fine grit sand paper to VERY GENTLY rub my penis with to exfoliate the skin and make it smooth. I've read that chemical peels are also very good for smooth skin but I don't want to risk burning my penis and making it rougher. Does anyone having any natural remedies or supplements to recommend? Does anyone know what Zack Efron's diet is like?
Also, general penis thread, I suppose.
I have a really small penis desu
Pic of zac efrons dick?
>>28043972
this desu senpai oregano
Better get going, wagecuck. The horns are already blowing.
NOOOOOOO
I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE
A 16 HOUR SHIFT AT MCDONALDS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST LET ME DIE ON THE BUS TO WORK
AND YOU SMUG FUCKING NEETS BELITTLING ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME
I FUCKING HATE YOU PARASITE SHITS, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE WELFARE STATE TO DIE SO YOU HUMAN GARBAGE WILL DIE ON THE STREET
>>28042662
Thisis a logistic nightmare.
>>28042715
>16 HOUR SHIFT AT MCDONALDS
>probably $10 per hour
>$160 per day
i get $200 per month working as much as you
Can someone teach me something fun
>>28042657
During the WW2, after pearl harbor, all the Japanese population that lived on the west coast where forced to move somewhere else because us government thought there could be spies between them. many never retrieved their homes.
>>28042657
another one op, people think that the main thing that caused WW2 was hitler, but the reason is WW1, after WW1 germany was fined cuz well the loser always takes the blame, so they had a huge recession, it was so bad, just so you know, it was cheaper to cover your walls in bills than buying paper for the walls. well people had no jobs and they where desperate, then Hitler came promising jobs and being their savior. so he ended up being elected. and sported by the vast majority of German population.
>>28042657
many people think that jesus is a unique figure, but if you look on history, many other gods share the same characteristics as him, take Horus the Egyptian god. Horus was born on December 25th Horus was born of a virgin Three Wise Men Came to Adore the New Born Savior Horus was a child prodigy teacher at 12 Horus had 12 Disciples Horus was crucified. Dead for three days. And Resurrected
this is only one example there are many more.
who /social anxiety/ here?
I can't even manage to take a shit if there's someone in the stall beside me.
Am I hopeless?
Time to wildly abuse benzodiazepines.
>>28042594
what's that and how do I get them
>>28042574
If you had social anxiety then you wouldn't even think of using public toilets.
Why do black men and asian women make the best couples?
because tight yellow pussy is made for big black cock
>>28042528
How can Asian men compete?
>>28042528
The issue with that kind of relationship is that the kids will always be butthurt at their parents somehow.
I had a buddy that was always angry at his mom because he was a brownish spic and she was white.
That girl will hate her mom later on because as a black female she will be in the bottom of the dating chain, not robot bottom but you know, for a woman bottom.
RIP black loli.
Are you ever self conscious about your accent?
I'm an Americuck and very insecure at times for some reason that I can't really pinpoint. However, most of my foreign friends also seem to be insecure when it comes to their accent. Is it that widespread of a thing?
Canadian here. Stupidest. Accent. Ever.
I'm somewhat insecure about mine. It's not that bad and sounds more like a mixture between fakey English accent and a slight Finnish one.
>grow up in the southern US
>spend a lot of time online
>get called dumb redneck and hillbilly a lot
>learn to speak without an accent
>learn to speak with a deeper voice to hide age
>older now
>almost zero accent, natives dont think im native
>voice is deep as fuck and kinda bizarre
>abroad, girls keep telling me how cute southern accents are
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Why don't you go fuck yourself /r9k/
>>28042503
I tried. I don't turn myself on.
I'm afraid bending my dick downward so it can go into my ass will ruin it for good.
>>28042503
Cause I did your mother and your hole.
Why is it always the victim of bullying that gets into trouble with authorities?
>bullies bully victim physically, verbally
>adults do nothing
>this goes on for months
>victim finally defends himself or tells bullies to not bully him
>adults punish the victim, claiming that it's not okay to touch or say mean things to others
It's always the same story. Why?
bullies are often more popular/charismatic, their shit is often seen as "boys will be boys". When victims strike back, society gotta stomp down that weirdo lest they go rodge
People have this idea that victims of crimes usually deserve it or had it coming. You have to understand that social status is EVERYTHING to normies.
>>28042444
Interesting how school shootings only started once adults (women) started intervening and punishing victims.
