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FUCK EVERY LIBERAL MOTHERFUCKER OUT THERE. THE MONKS AND PHILOSOPHERS SPENT THE AGES BUILDING UP CIVILIZATION SO THAT WE COULD BECOME SO MUCH MORE THAN SHITTY ANIMALS.
LOOK WHAT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE DONE IN THE PAST FEW CENTURIES. YOU HAVE STRIPPED US OF EVERYTHING DIVINE AND RETURNED HUMANS TO THEIR BASE INSTINCTS. YOU HAVE CREATED THE ROBOT EPIDEMIC BECAUSE YOU HAVE BROUGHT THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE BACK INTO CIVILIZATION.
FUCK ALL OF YOU PORN WATCHING, SLUT ENABLING, TRANNY COCK LOVING DEGENERATES. YOU WILL BE THE FIRST ONES TO HANG. WOMEN'S RIGHTS WILL BE DISCARDED, THE FAMILY WILL BE PROMOTED, AND THE CHURCH WILL RISE AGAIN.
THERE IS NO LONGER ANY HOPE. THE BETA UPRISING COMETH. THE DAWN APPROACHES.
>>28039286
I hope you realize that traditional liberals were often the ones that advocated the ideas that would make us "more than shitty animals."
>>28039394
Yeah, as we can see. Allowing humans freedom was a mistake. We need a wizard to lead society.
>>28039286
ayy someone needs a hug
How do you even talk to girls?
Do you lie about who you are? I don't think any girl would be interested in me if she got to know me.
just be yourself. if they cant handle you then they dont deserve you.
You can't lie about past events unless you're literally alone in the world. No family, nothing. If you have family she might end up seeing one day the lies are all going to come out.
>>28039309
>>28039322
So just be alone forever. That's depressing.
I think I'm being stalked. A white charger followed me home earlier, it stayed a safe distance behind me and made all the turns I did, once inside the neighborhood I made the right to get into my cul de sac and it continued straight but looking back a few seconds later it came back and slowly drove past the turn. After I got inside I heard tapping on my window and my power just went out for a minute. I've also been seeing shadow people for the past 3 weeks and I'm wondering if they might be connected. I'm scared.
Have any of you had similar experiences of gang stalking or being harassed by a paranormal entity ?
>>28039269
Sounds like acute paranoia friendo. Reinforce your doors and windows (or at least the room you sleep), then seek mental help.
I feel for you man, but I think you're gonna be fine.
>>28039365
I don't feel like I have paranoia though, I don't feel this scared all the time. My door and windows are locked, blinds are down, computer is dimmed. Just sitting here, knife in hand, hanging out on r9k. Thanks for the reply though, makes me feel like I have numbers on my side.
>>28039269
It's 2016. Anyone not using libidinous energy and release to draw protective runes in their home deserves it when their spiritual weakness is detected and hunted.
itt: post your dream that probably isn't achievable
I'm 20 years old and 5'6 and a skeleton that hasn't exercised in a while, but I really want to become part of US special forces. If I exercised rigorously for a year or two, would I make it?
I don't want to become a part of the army or military because it's full of chads and normies, but special forces should consist of actual mature people, right?
>>28039181
I want to become a qt girl but I'm a guy and I don't want to mangle my penis
>>28039181
Mathematician
Shit at math. Will never understand it on an intuitive level.
I'd like to join my country's military, but since my parents are basically hippies in terms of pacifism that's basically impossible. (also being a fat oaf with no social skills doesn't help either)
a question for you older friends
here i am, awake in the wee hours of the morning again, liable to sleep in to 3 or 4 again and a thought occurred to me: do people stay up later than they used to due to things like the internet, smartphones, and social media? it's not just neet losers, my coworkers used to be up till 2 or 3 to work morning shifts. people don't get a lot of sleep anymore.
i'm wondering what time people who were in their teens/young adulthood went to sleep in the early 90's, 80's, 70's, ...
of course there has been electricity for some time now, as there have been television and radios and books .. it's not like i think the internet has finally given us something to do all night, but i have a feeling especially with laptops and portable phones it has given us something more addictive that is keeping us up all night
thoughts?
Bump
I'm actually interested in this too.
I think in the pre internet era, they would have gone to bed earlier.
How fucking old are you kids goddamn I played vidya all night
No.
I got a PC for "school" in the early 90s.
One time I spent so long playing DOOM that I got so physically ill from being on the computer for so long that I couldn't get out of bed for 3 days straight.
And so began my PC gaming addiction.
i'm fucked
>be me, 27 NEETfag
>live with my mom, small apartment
>comes into my room, tells me her laptop died and she needs to use mine
>luckily I'm facing towards the door so she can't see the loli thread I was browsing on /b/
>close thread real quick, ask what she needs it for
>"I need to google up some stuff about my massage therapy license"
>Mom is a massage fag, works on old people
>Needed to get it renewed or some shit idk
>I give her the laptop, tell her to be quick
>Starts typing, almost immediately stops
>Just stares at the screen
>"What? What's wrong?"
>She sets the laptop down and walks away
>Very confused
>Pick up laptop
>Auto filled on google "mother son incest creampie"
>Oh
>Fuck
>Run out of the house
>come back a few hours later, she's gone
>She came back earlier, hasn't said a word to me
What do I do I'm so fucking fucked she's religious and shit too
>>28039108
>not just setting up a guest account for her
You dumb, you really really dumb.
>>28039108
>doesnt use incognito
>lets mom borrow laptop
LEL fuck off normie
All these years I've been merely pretending to be an abnormie.
I'm not a virgin
I don't know tfw no gf
I don't even know what the fuck REEEEEEEEEEE even means
>my gf
>my girlfriend
>my ex
>my bf
>my wife
why are you people here
>>28039106
they're here to bully us for things we can't control, obviously
>>28039106
>having a gf means i can't enjoy memes
thanks, reddit. go to bed.
>>28039155
>i like to come here to laugh at people worse off than i am
you're the worst kind of person, hope you feel glad knowing youre contributing to this problem here. future robot hostilities against normies will be on your head
suck on it beta
>tfw both these guys are sodoku by now
>>28039027
j-jacob
Is that you?
I am straight but god such beautiful cock just turns me on.
Can anyone explain?
>yesterday I decided to take a chance and snap a picture of my teache's fine ass
>Feminazi bitch that sits behind me realized what I was doing
>stands up and begins to lecture me on how women are being objectified and other feminist bullshit
>the whole class eagerly awaits my response because I haven't spoken at all that whole semester
>I proceed to stand up and walk out of class without saying a single thing
>later that day that bitch from earlier walks up to me as I was studying in a Caffe right in front of my college
>sits across from me at my table with an apologetic face and began apologizing about earlier
>she confessed that she in fact has a crush on me and got jealous
>this really threw me off since no girl has ever found me attractive, so just like before, I stood up and walked away
What do I do /r9k/? I have not yet spoken to my teacher. And this Feminazi bitch is apparently a good fuck, but is what she did forgivable?
>>28038988
you know what to do robot, try to hide from her and cut all contact.
>>28039070
And fail my class as well? This is my psych teacher.
>>28038988
good story but ask /soc/ because graveyard shift /r9k/ is too roboty for normshits like you
also how did you have the nerve to go back to school after this
Can you be chads leftovers if Chad was online and your still a virgin?
Bumporiginalu
If I dismember your cunt are you still a virgin?
>>28039136
Uuuuummmm...... Original
>going to high school normally (I am 18, not underageb&)
>some Chad in my grade boasts a new qt3.14 gf
>they date for some while, learn about it during lunch break (everything that Chads do is apparently hot news in our grade at least)
>one day, in lunch break, sitting with the other outcasts, comparing our battlestation stats
>we get quiet as we hear sudden loud gasping noises in popular kids table
>I later learn that Chad basically got his gf infected with STD
>I don't give a fuck, going to school and doing normal shit like I do
>a week later, in the math class, teacher suddenly looks at Chad and starts speaking:
>"today the doctor wishes to examine all the boys in your grade. She will be here soon to start calling the first kids. This will take few days"
>doctor comes in, calls some guys who are alphabetically first on the list
>later, in the lunch break with fellow outcasts, we listen the popular kids table to learn what happened
>some Stacey bitches about a her boyfriend from our grade
>says they were examining his dick for signs of STD
>get panic attack
>hold onto my chest, hyperventilating, naming the pokemons as I tumble over and make a loud thump when I fall on the floor
>popular kids interrupt Stacey as they make fun of me
Help me /r9k/ they might call me in few days to examine my dick. I am so fucking pissed that just because some Chad got AIDS we all have to show our dicks to the doctor lady. What do if it gets hard? Help me /r9k/
please help robots I don't want to fuck this up, they will make fun of me again
????
your school doesn't normally have penis inspection day? Better get used to it OP they do it in uni too.
>>28038939
But listen OP, try wanking it before she touches you and just try to not look at her when she is touching you. Just don't think about it and be calm. It won't last long don't worry.
>tfw no lolicon femboy to bully for being a pervert
Go ahead fags. Give this other fag 100+ comments until it fucking autasages. I know all of you are fucking writing your cuteposts with anime pics. Hell, maybe you all will turn this into your everyday /soc/ thread like all the other faggy ass ones before this. Do all this shit while other threads that actually have brain-matter put into them are left dying with no replies. GO AHEAD. DO IT. NOW. This is /b/ 2.0 after all. "Hey guys, I'm a horny little who wants to suck cock tehe" TE-FUVKING-HE, RIGHT? FUCKING RIGHT?
>>28038927How did you get so mad?
>>28038927
My sides, new copypasta plzhe's right though
What keeps you from killing yourself?
For me is the shame it would bring to my family and the pathetic belief that things will get better despite me saying this for close to 4 years.
I'm scared of dying and my senpai would be devastated. Also I may as well just ride it out to the end if I'm going to die regardless.
>>28038848
the idea of my mom finding my dead body.
I don't want to provide her with this satisfaction.
I'm still alive purely to spite her : )
>>28038848
>obi Wan kanobi as Jesus
I don't kill myself becauseI think that somehow I can solve the problems in the world
Who else /jawlet/ ?
>While everyone was getting their chiseled jawlines because of puberty you were stuck with a fat doughy mess
>>28038833
So lose some weight instead of complaining dumbass
That dudes chin and neck form a 90 degree angle
not really, but I like jawlet girls
Should I get Euro or American truck simulator ?
>>28038827
why not both? torrent them for free
>>28038838
I can only enjoy things if I suffer (pay money, experience shame, sell out, etc...) in some way to get them
America obviously. In Europe they drive on the opposite side of the road.
