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>distressed and unshaven mid 20s man with downward-sloping eyes and a stained "make america great again" hat shows up at my clinic
>agitated, he starts ranting incoherently about "refugees, SJWs and cucks"
>He asks for a DNA test to identify his haplogroup and "prove his pure white ancestry"
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Are you proud of this thread?
God forbid anybody want self government for European peoples. That's just quackers!
>>28035227
>agitated, he starts ranting incoherently about "refugees, SJWs and cucks"
That's not bad actually kek
Why are robots so obsessed with having sex? I understand craving a relationship, but how badly can you possibly want to get your dick wet? If it's because you think losing your virginity magically makes you normal or good looking them your just delusional. It's not healthy to be obsessed with sex. Sex is not the greatest thing a person can experience, especially of you don't even love the person.
>>28035181
If you're female and you say that and then go fuck some other guy than me I'd never talk to you again. Like permanent chilled relations, I would maybe be cordial if I have to work with you and it's not going to be anything past getting the job done.
Blame testosterone.
No one thinks losing virginity will somehow fix autism. It's called a sex-drive, and it's not rational, it's instinctual.
>>28035181
I want a chaste relationship that has no sex before marriage
>"**ARRRRRAAAAGGGGGH, TF U TINK U DOIN' IN MUH GYM WHITEBOI"
Was "just lift brah" worth it guys? Because this is what awaits you outside NEETbros.
Normies want you dead, so don't trust them and don't follow their advice.p.s. It's safer inside with mommy.
Good thread OP. Good on you.
>>28035179
>not carrying your 454 ruger Alaskan every time you go outside
>>28035191
Nay; good on you, fellow Robot, for taking time out of your animu to read this thread.
>tfw balls randomly started to slightly hurt two days ago.
>tfw pain is slowly starting to increase.
>tfw when it's almost somewhat painful.
I'm not gonna make it. It's fucking cancer for sure. I sprained a testicle and it's broken. One of them probably popped. An STD or something. I'm gonna fucking lose my nuts. Godfuckingdammit.
>Anyone else here have hypochondria problems?
>>28035168
add testicular torsion to the list mate.
>>28035207
It's almost certainly this. I'd go see a doctor anyways though, OP.
>Weird skin thing on my genitals, Dr.s are unconcerned.
>Says it's not Lichen Sclerosis
>Not psoriasis
Only answer his "some kind of dermatitis" and a cortizone cream prescription.
>must be skin cancer
My oneities is getting high at some friends house.
>drugs
Into the trash she goes.
>>28035069
>you want her bad
>she smokes weed and sucks off Chad
>>28035069
>You can't imagine a life where's she's not a major part
>She giggles why Chad's big cock makes her pussy fart
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>>28034978
Its fucking lit, uncensored chat and everything.
Get comfy robots.
>>28034978
>private server
But, the chat..
>>28035005
>uncensored
Holy shit.
Give me 30-45 minutes. I'm in the middle of some shit right now, but I am fucking stoked to play this.
OK, hear out my pathetic story.
i found a online gf, she lives in somewhere else,
we will meet on july 1. from now on exactly 40 days later
is this possible to lose about 10 kg withing 40 days? i'm 95kg(1.85cm height)
and i want to prevent her running away from me on first sight.
Cut shit foods out of your diet
Do a EC stack
DNP if you must
>>28034974
i got you m8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGtwMA5_mUo
Message her now and say you've really fucked up your leg. you're now on medication for >insert reason here<
Now lose as much weight as possible before you meet. When you meet, say you've put on weight because the medication gave you an appetite.
Mix it up to suit your situation, good luck.
>start my shift
>see a tired looking mexican woman enter the store with her 6 out-of-control kids
>shes too busy talking to enrico on her phone to supervise her kids
>the kids are acting like theyre on a playground, crawling under clothing racks, climbing on shit, messing up neatly folded piles everywhere, running down aisles, screaming and yelling
>someone please put a fucking bullet in my head
>>28034936
Yeah shit like that is why i quit my mcwagekek job and became a comfy NEET
I fucking hate working retail.
>Fucking old people come in and ask where every single item is on there shopping list.
>Expects you to hold there hand and walk them to each item, basically doing there shopping for them.
>Fucking people who don't speak English and get mad at you when you cant understand them.
>Even worse when they just shout out "Vietnamese!" over and over expecting a fucking translator.
>Fucking trailer trash moms always using food stamps and WIC to buy baby formula and food, then use credit cards to buy there beer and liquor.
>"That's really overpriced for what I'm getting."
>im a retard working a register for minimim wage so....
>tfw no daliri fracturing, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, kuko biting, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
FIRST
MEEEE
How long have you been doing this?
Oc
>>28034898
disgusting squatter. why do you have such bad taste, op?
Here you are again, wagecucks. Trying to "live" your life in between endless slavery and sleep. Hope its going well!
And as always...
Another day, another dollar
Actually more like another day, another 648 dollars
Somehow NEETs manage to get such little done, despite having all the time in the world to do it.
>tfw you claim to be working out, learning a new language, and solving quantum mechanics with all you're free time, but really you're just sitting there making this thread, over and over.
75 cents after taxes.
How can I break the chains? How much money would I need to set up a mutual fund that could pay my bills? I would be willing to put in mad overtime and work myself crazy if it meant I could be free in a year or two.
If I could pull that off I could probably still get a GF. If a girl asked what I do for a living, I could just say "I have an income, don't worry about it", even though said income might only be like $1500 a month.
You guys ever have to friendzone a girl? Its a lot harder than it sounds. Its a weird feeling having someone like you that you're 0% attracted to. All I did was try to be nice to these girls and they took it for something else.
Yes.
She was a borderline fat brown girl. I was in a group with her for assignments during a semester and she'd constantly try to chat me up and flirt. I just acted nice and deflected the advances.
I'm white so obviously she took my disinterest as being racist. Didn't give a fuck, now dating a QT and fat indian girl is even more insecure.
yes.
she was not a 10/10
>>28034935
Same with a fat small brown girl. I don't care that she is brown, but she is fat and ugly.
What is your relationship with your mom and dad like?
my mom is very loving and clingy, calls me every day when i'm away at uni
I hardly talk to my dad, despite my parents being together
its ok. just pretty normal i guess. they send me money, i call and go home sometimes
My mother and father lost me to foster care>tfw orphan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smv7TGZK1ok
>i love you...
What would you say?
SHIT BABY I KNOW
>>28034665
Is that right?
Well then you best get down there and show me how much
>>28034665
Emma with her Asian boyfriend
What do normies do in relationships anyways? Just live together and have sex? What would you talk about with another person you see constantly? It sounds exhausting.
>>28034637
lolsum41op
Like how are you suppose to carry on with that without the other person getting completely bored with you?
>>28034669
By doing more than just have sex together. Go on vacations, go rock climbing, visit the beach, cook meals, shop, take post-uni classes together, go with the other person on business trips, the zoo, arboretums and gardens, museums, brewery and vinyard tours, bicycle together, do martial arts classes together, etc. etc.
Basically, it's only boring if you're both already boring. If all you would do otherwise is sit around and masturbate, all you'd probably do in a relationship is sit around and fuck.
Well, it's nighttime. Again.
How are you dealing with the howling emptiness tonight?
Drinking some red wine
>>28034632
staying up and drinking coffee until i can't hold the cup still anymore
weed.
tomorrow...
weed. wine. psilocin.
