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>gf asks if she can wear my VR headset while I fuck her
>say sure, must be a kink of hers or something
>loaded up some weird porn program with an anime guy that's much better looking than me
>fuck her out of desperation anyway
>>28029660
>gf
Get the fuck off this board
>tfw gf used to want me to turn off the lights before sex
>tfw she still does
>>28029660
could've been worse, sempai
Ever met a female soulmate?
>>28029624
>meet
>female
If only...
>>28029624
>Ever met a female soulmate?
no
>>28029624
nah senpai
i literally don't know any girls
I just here to remind you if you think VR you make you be happy with your virtual qt gf, you're wrong.
She will be programmed to love you, so it will seen fake and your brain will not really embrace it, because it will be too good to be true, so you will not be able to enjoy it more than you enjoy porn today.
The only way your brain can feel comfortable and really embrace a VR is if the characters IA is based on a model of reality. She will not be programmed to love you, you will have to make her attracted to you.
>tfw virtual girls will only be attracted to Chads
>tfw you will be rejected even on a VR
>tfw you can actually tell school got out because of the threads
>>28029581
>not mature enough to know that girls irl do not really like you and are just after status
any girl you could ever get would just be settling for you, there is literally someone better 99.999% of the time
Really what is the difference from that and vr. at least you can know that a vr girls will not have ulterior motives
>>28029581
I don't think anyone is actually stupid enough to believe that vr could ever truly replace a real person
My gf fucked 4 guys before she met me. Is that acceptable? We started dating at 18. She told me she was the fist guy she's ever fucked without a condom.pic not related
>>28029511
4 at 18? Christ what a horny bitch. How old are you now?
>>28029529
23I've never fucked anyone else
>>28029511
That's pretty much the lowest you could expect. Even that number is probably lower than her actual count
Sup bros,
My mom just got diagnosed with cervical cancer. Thankfully it's only stage 1 and hasn't spread. Only, my parents were both crying and when they told me the news, I felt nothing. I still feel nothing; I'm still in the exact same mood I was in before.
What's wrong with me?
Autism prolly
>>28029337
You have autism.
You should let your parents know so they don't think you're some monster
>>28029337
I lost my dad to a brain tumor. Shit isn't gonna hurt until after its over. Then it's gonna kick the fuck out of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nUigOMRwc
How does this make you feel /r9k/?
>everyone has depression
>just deal with it
>you're a selfish prick for wanting to kill yourself
pic related is guy in the video
;_; no
anyone else hate this robot
rip thread, stay strong robots
well he is right. many people suffer from depression even normalfags. normies hide it better though.
although he is kinda stupid cause he doesn't know that chronic depression is a condition different from the "depressed" mood.
YOU CANNOT INTERACT WITH PEOPLE THROUGH A PLASTIC SCREEN. YOU ARE ALL EXPERIENCING A PSYCHOTIC EPISODE WHERE TYPING LETTERS AND GETTING RESPONSES ARE MASQUERADING AS HUMAN COMMUNICATION.
FREE YOUR MIND MAAAAN
Fuck off commie scum
>>28029288
Capitalism = Alpha
Socialism = Beta
Libertarians can't be robots
>tfw you will never grant a qt terminally ill virgin girl her dying wish to make love with a boy
>hand under the shield
Suspicious
>>28029286
SHE'S A SLUT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28029286
You just know
[spoilers]pissshitgodamnmotherfuckercunt[/spoilers]
>be a trumpeter this whole time
>he apparently loves trannies
>too late to become a cruz missile
I'm never voting again
>>28029241
He's going to act very moderate and even somewhat democratic from now on.
He needs to focus on the general election and taking votes from Hillary.
Don't be a single issue voter.
>>28029241
Trump will provide everyone with qt trap gfs. Embrace it
>>28029241
You're not going to agree with him on everything
>tfw my room smells like cum and feet
Same
I try to keep the windows open and the fan on to mask the scent but my family's not stupid they know exactly what I'm doing
>>28029029
>Not using shitjugs to hide the smell.
me too famalammostly cum
>looking your dad in the eye as he enters the room
>you know he smells it
Why do you want a conservative, traditional society? there's no place for beta males and failures there
>>28028883
l don't want it, senpai
>Why do you want a conservative, traditional society?
I don't.
I want a National socialist paradise.
I want to live away from society. That way I can quietly wither away until my eventual suicide.
Should I go buy some beer?
(Y/N)
Nah, just fap
ummmmm can u repeat the question please
>>28028878
nofapfam
ITT we post pictures of our house keys.
>>28028792
Man this is fucking stupid
>>28028952
Hey you still took the time to take a photo.
>thanks for the bump tho
>>28028792
>INB4 EXIF DATA, INB4 RECREATE KEY, INB4 ROB HOUSES
Literally: PPrince-the post
Fucking normies stealing our things
https://youtu.be/XnbCSboujF4?t=2m3s
If you watched any other videos of taytay you would know she is almost full autist, like full awkward and social problems type of person. She is probably a robot on the inside but has to be normie on the outside.
>>28028786
CHICKEN TENDERS
SHE IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT WOMAN JESUS AND SHE IS SO PRETTY AND WOULD TEACH ENGLISH OMG
>>28028860
>the prettiest girl in the world is a robot
who would have thought
Are there any pornstars that look like this girl?
larkin love friendo
>>28028779
Other than Larkin love no other with this hairstyle comes to mind
>>28028779
Uh yeah your mom now go fck her bruh
