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what did you do for 4/20, robots?

I spent all day getting high with my gf. we made weed brownies, smoked, drove around buying snacks, and she even put her mouth on my penis
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>>28027048
I was crying in a mental hospital and then having a panic attack
After that I took 1.5mg of Xanax
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>>28027048
>She even put her mouth on my penis

Wow, maybe she'll take you out of chastity next time, cuck.
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>>28027085
>Wow, maybe she'll take you out of chastity next time, cuck.

that would be nice

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I feel so much rage nowadays and I have no outlet. Help me /r9k/. Bottling it all up is starting to get to me.

>What makes you angry anon?

People
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The hardest boss in the Baldurs Gate expansion wasn't Melissan but Baltazar, a master monk who suffered from unquenchable rage.

He tried everything he could to surpass it, but he enjoyed it deep down so instead he covered his entire body in runic tattoos designed to keep the beast within caged up.
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>>28027031

His rage could not be quenched because he was a son of the dead God of hate and murder.
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try meditation and mindfulness. these are not memes, and if mastered, youll live a happy rest of your existance.

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>relaxing, robotic movies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xumaacidkw
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>Drive

Why do people like this meme movie. It's not even good
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I can open this movie anytime and watch it. Maybe it's the soundtrack, that teenage spirit, or something else its pretty good familia.

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who /anus/ here

>tfw anus
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>>28026930
this is not appealing
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this is a nice anus
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>>28026930
>>28027044
*pfff*
>Oh that was a hot one!

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https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love-shyness

There's surprisingly no article in english about this so I'll try to translate the most important stuff.

>Brian G. Gilmartin described it as a chronic form of shyness 1987
>per definition it's hard for the affected to show to advantage towards possible sexual partners
>especially it's often impossible to start conversations with people perceived as attractiv because of strong feelings of anxiety
>Gilmartin observed heterosexual males and came to the conclusion that Love Shyness affects about 1,5% of all men

He created six criteria which are required
>He's a virgin
>He is a man who seldom goes out with women
>He has no experience with love relationships
>He suffers under his lack of amorous experiences
>He suffers under anxiety, which prevent him from approaching women. This is the essential point of love shyness
>He is heterosexual

>Gilmartin doubts that women or homosexual men can suffer under Love Shyness, mostly because of the distribution of social roles which forces men to be active.
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Yep, pretty spot-on
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>>28026905
>muh love shyness
It's called being shy. Simple as that.
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>>28026940
Why is that many of can talk with most men? I mean it's clear we arent social masters and make friends everywhere or enjoy it but it's possible for most of us to talk to guys or people at the store/doctor etc. There seems to be a certain barrier when it comes to talking to women we are interested in.

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psychiatrist told me I need to get a life
fuck these fucking normies
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>>28026897
Mine told me i was addicted to vidya because i was speedrunning one game and got excited about it

Normies can never help us
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these are the people id be competing with if i decided to study psychology, but for some reason i still think theyd be more successful than i am.
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>>28026897
Are you for real?
Your psychiatrist seems shit
All psychiatrists I know don't do any actual therapy, are you sure it wasn't a psychotherapist/psychologist/whatever?

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>tfw no cute trap bf
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>>28026855
I know this feel.
I have a 3 bedroom 2 living room house all by myself and a steady job. I would let a qt trap Cuck me and own the house and I'll keep it clean and give all my money. Doesn't even have to be a super hot trap. And I don't care who they bring over. Will never happen though.
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>>28026855
>tfw no cute reverse trap gf
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>>28026917
That's a bit too far bro. Try to love yourself a bit more.

>>28026855
After all those years of fapping to traps and shit I'm starting to want to become the trap which is worrying. I would advice all you anons to stop this stuff before it's too late.

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>Who here /slut shame/ here?
White knights fuck off.

If you are in your 20s and you have slept with more then 20 men you are disgusting.

If you slept with a nigger you are also disgusting
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True OP.

These dubs dont lie.
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>>28026798
your mom slept with a nigger faggot
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>>28026798
Why shame them? If you're not into girls who sleep around, just don't date them. Well, it's not like you had a chance anyway.

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tell me someone quickly saved the first version... does anyone have it?

I really need it desu.
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Trips gets her nudes

original comment
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>>28026722
I have no idea who that is but why are you obsessed over a 12 year old, anon?
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>>28026722
I have it, but you can't have it :^)

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Anon since you are a virgin have you ever considered

rape
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>>28026714
Anon since you are a virgin have you ever considered
suicide
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>>28026714
All the losers on here are to fat to forcibly fuck lol.
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I'm actually feeling a bit of nostalgia for this pic.
So much cum spent.

Who likes tv-series about misery here? Some series just catch me. I fall right into them. I've been watching shameless for the last couple of days. It's so great. I'll guess that ITT we discuss tv-series with misery as the lead theme
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I fucking hate Frank though. But seeing their misery i feel pretty good about myself. I wasborn in a middle rich family and and can never feel their feels bother me
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How do you like Shameless so far? I can't really get into a character until they've been through the psychological wringer.
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>>28026705
I saw skins aswell and i love it. I get the feel that it could have been me, but i dont talk to nobody and dont have any friends. But i still like it

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9418012710

This kid owes me $200 and refuses to pick up the phone, it's been like three weeks so I've pretty much kissed it goodbye but if you get wasted and feel like fuckin w some kid I met down here who spends his days shooting up dilaudid and crying while jerking off cause his junkie gf gave him hep C ... Be my guest. Lol ;)
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leave and don't come back
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>>28026629
Im gonna call him and get your number then post it on here. Literally doing it now. He should know who you are because of the $200
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>>28026629
I'm calling him, I'm gonna tell him that some faggot is on 4chan crying about his money
Why the fuck does he owe you 200 anyway?

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I have 20$ and want to get something from MickyD's, what should I buy?
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40 mcnuggets for $10

A large drink
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>>28026599
I keep seeing that image and I still don't know what manga is.
Yes I googled, and even asked in wsr with no luck
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20 cheeseburger and water

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who else /bush/ here
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>>28026594
how does the peener even get inside?
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>>28026698

IN VAGINA HOLE RETARDO
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>ywn smell this

I feel in love with my neighbor

I have no idea how to approch her
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>>28026587
Don't. When you fuck it up and creep her out, it'll be uncomfortable every time you see her because you're neighbors. If you try to make amends, she'll send her Chad over to cut your penis off.
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Are you sure it's love? What it's like to have that feeling again? It's been so long that I have all but forgotten.
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Dip your penis in paint and slap it on some piece of paper and slip it under her door, the smell will lure her to you. Works all the time.

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