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>browse r9k for months
>star believing the redpilled
>all women are whores, Chad, beta bux, etc.
>go outside for once
>it's all wrong
>mfw r9k is just an autistic hugbox
>>28028121
go on then, go out !
Youll be here in a week, when you felt the cancer again.
>>28028121
>goes outside
>once
>>28028121
>only been here a few months
>gone outside
get the fuck outta here normie
Hey guys i'm here to basically find out what drove you to be rejects and failures. I'm only interested so as to prevent my son from turning into one of you weirdos.
So let me know what fucked up your life, if you have any questions for a "Chad" or if you want me to provide advice that you won't listen to ask.
-Best
Old chad/normal dad
Bumping because you can't stop me.
Still hoping for a response.
>>28028055
My dad was absent and I was raised by a single mom. So my advice is essentially
>don't get divorced
>don't die
Good luck with that.
How are you going to spend your summer?
Dead with a Arizona on my hand.
>>28028025
>reading books
>watching anime
>going to gym
same old, same old
with a bottle of lube in front of a computer
so basically the same as all the other seasons
>be talking to normie friends
>sharing memes and videos
>it's no fun but i do it just for the attention
>say to normie friend "i'm feeling depressed at the moment, can we talk?"
>normie doesn't reply
>copy and paste the message to five other friends
>normies don't reply
>they usually reply immediatley
>post "i really don't feel in a good state, please fucking talk to me before i do something stupid please"
>no one replies
>1 hour passes
>a normie replies
>it's another fucking meme video
>normie starts talking about something random, completely ignoring me
>i reply "i think i'm going to have a mental breakdown"
>he replies
>"Lol"
>literally mfw
Those aren't your friends. Trust me on this, talking from experience. Did they "read" the messages? Literally just remove the ones from facebook who did, and the ones who always reply but suddenly stopped replying entirely or changed the subject.
I'm fucking deadly serious. If they don't care about your physical or mental health, THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.
OP is the faggot in this situation, fucking sort yourself out op
>>28028006
Sometimes it's like normies are AIs who are already programmed, and when something that doesn't have a programmed reply is being said, they glitch. Shit's eerie.
You're also a faggot
>talk to me before I do something stupid!!1
I am a 25 year old half-gook friendless kissless virgin and I NEED PUSSY. I can't take it anymore, I need to get my dick wet.
Where else besides Craigslist can I try and get some pussy? I need them to host as well.
Also if any of you are in Ottawa and have a pussy or if you have any friends/family who has a pussy and wants to sell let me know.
Please kill me.
Fuck off kid, Ottawa pussy is mine.
>>28027936
PROSTITUTES
Dont know whats this about all the time, its literally their job to fuck losers.
Just drop your contact information whenever you are talking to somebody online. Eventually you'll make a gf.
Addressing the naysayers.
He's not the new Elliot rodger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlQ5GO9ffak
I've been subscribed to him for ironic reasons for a while now and I'm constantly surprised by his autistic followers and their blind support of his autism.
>>28029396
The video when he hit himself with a bottom ?
He's not a bad guy
>>28029610
Autism. Doesn't mean he's a bad guy, he's just autistic. Though he is an alcoholic so I dislike that about him. This is the guy who is trying to meditate in his sleep to ascend to his real persona as taxman the pony in equestria where everyone loves his wine and he's rich.
facial hair only makes you look uglier, never more attractive
>>28027870
Charlie Chaplin was a pedo
>>28028238
Most people you're aware of from the past had some sort of social belief or practice that would ostracize them now.
There are a lot of guys who look better with stubble.
There are only a few guys who look better with full beards, however.
Also, having the ability to grow a beard is the important part.
>tfw genius level IQ
>to clever for a gf
Tfw I am the gf
I am in the exact same position as you :(
>>28027861
>tfw OP
>can't put an ounce of creativity in his shitposting because he knows deep down what a worthless fuck-up he is
These fucking retarded NEETs thing most of us wagekuks care about a "contribution to society".
Haha, enjoy your cheap frozen dinners you little shits.
>>28027850
I'd never lower myself to frozen dinners.
I prefer to spend your tax money on steaks and the like.
>>28027869
The other day I bought a huge, family-sized gourmet pizza and ate the whole thing by myself. With a side of garlic bread/pizza. Otherwise I enjoy home cooking. I'm a pretty healthy and well-fed NEET in all honesty.
Any other misconceptions you need me to shake for you?
>>28027869
You realize that it's your tax dollars too right? The government taxes your neetbux as income.
How many people browse this board?
100-200?
>>28027843
you new or just stupid?
2.
It is only me & you, my friend
>>28027843
4chan gets over 1.2 million visits a day
>you will never be dominated and humiliated by a strong, muscly girl with big thighs
I want to die
>>28027830
It's moot ?!
>>28027830
Kek'd when his hand touched her ass
I bet he's enjoying it
>>28027830
Why isn't that beta squeezing and pawing all over thighs and ass? He acts like he's scared to touch her too long
Literally one job
*kills himself*
>>28027824
*licks dead body*
?
*raises paw*
whats going on here
>>28028871
get out of here you furry
Hi, robots. Music general, preferably with songs, that after listening to them for a million times, still get you. But that's up to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7W_hiBK8Os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcIC-V_N5RE
>>28027745
Thnaks /r9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtty_87OHNQ
>>28027745
I've been listening to this guy non stop for like 2 weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82kx2AI1Gns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AquInPAmqR0
>>28027788
>i'm sorry that i can't get out of bed
>i'm sorry that my heads always a mess
>i'm sorry that i missed your call
>for the third time in a row
>i promise that i care much more than i showcomment not original
How the FUCK do you cut off the carotid arteries without strangling yourself? Ive been fucking trying for the past few days to no avail. I just wanna die
>>28027739
You can't since they're protected by the platisma.
>>28027812
Thats not what ive been reading online
If you really wanted to die you would deal with the strangling
>be me
>sometimes fap to friends photos on facebook
>sometimes save pics into a collage like setup so i can see a bunch at once for fap session
>do that for one of my facebook friends from class
>attractive grill
>decent collage from beach trip album
>later long after fap, be me chatting with another friend
>randomly want to send her a meme (for real) I had seen on another fb page
>ctrl+c
>ctrl+v into facebook chat
>clipboard is cropped photo of grill from collage
>ctrl+c must not have registered
>photo sends immediately
>she receives cropped beach photo of this other grill from same class
>not knowing how to cover it up
>just say "whoops" like an autist and log off facebook chat
>never discuss it again
>mfw
>>28027668
Oh god anon. I can feel the empathy.
>"whoops"
kek jesus fucking christ
>being autistic enough to do this
>not being autistic enough to have a rarer pepe than this one
