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Sup sperglords, why aren't you using tinder to get tons of free pussy anywhere in the world? Pic related, 1000 nubile waifus I can impregnable at the send of a message
Its easy to get pussy when your standards are so low
>around the world
So you...erp with them?
Most of them are there only to learn english
I doubt many of them want to fuck.
Also you have to look like chad to get alot of women just like anywhere else.
Just chilling here listening to music its alright desu I should drink alone more often
>>28022013
It can be pretty nice. Helps me write sometimes. Just don't get pissed out of your bracket and end up sitting in a cold shower forcing yourself to vomit like yours truly.
>not doing everything alone
>implying you have a choice to not be alone
NORMIES GET OUT
Wait until you realize youve been doing it every night after work for a year straight.
Where did it all go so wrong
>there are people browsing right NOW of which don't like anime
is there any actual reason for you to be posting here?
what are you even doing?
I can understand if you don't watch much, just occasionally maybe even once every couple of months
but if you flat out don't like all anime then you really don't belong here
>inb4 go back to /a/
>inb4 garbage opinions on why they think anime as a whole is shit
its the same as saying you don't like all books, you don't class them as one whole thing and flat out saying you don't like all books, its the same level of retardation.
>>28021916
I don't like anime anymore but I watched 300+ series, learned Japanese, worked in Japan for a bit, went to comiket, started illegally importing loli doujinshi into Canada and dropped out of college to watch more anime and read more manga before I decided to quit.
I think I fit right in here.
>>28021916
no it's more like saying you don't like "young adult fiction" or an even more specific style/genre than that. anime is not equivalent to literature as a whole.
>>28021935
>watching 300+ series
>losing interest
thats not the same thing as disliking it, unless you do now for whatever reason
>>28021939
>that guy that doesn't understand the whole point of the thread
>he thinks every anime made was directed at 12 year olds
Anyone here have specific plans for suicide?
You don't have to explain them in detail, idk if mods or janitors intervene, but i'm just curious if anyone here is really on the verge of suicide and not just posting retarded memes and whining about how stacy only wants to be their friend (as opposed to completely avoiding them like they would a robot).
>>28021795
When I'm walking down the road I get tempted to throw my self infront of a car but thats about it.
>>28021820
That wouldn't be very nice to the person driving the car, at least be considerate with your suicide and try not to inconvenience others.
>>28021795
357 with hollow point to the brain
guaranteed insta-death
>found out that I have a daddy kink
just kill me nowI'm a guy btw
>>28021731
Why haven't you kiIIed yourseIf yet?
i'm guessing either you have an absent dad due to divorce etc, or an emotionally distant one who's wrapped up in his own narcissistic boomer mentality - and either way, you've never felt like you have a father
add to that your access to perverted porn an early age, with unrestricted internet access - again due to absentee father - so most of your coping skills and problem resolutions are tied to sexual release
and never having had a decent father, somewhere in your fantasy/dream life, you've attempted to think through the need for a strong male role model, and from there conflated that desire to have a dad with a sexual drive
pretty understandable neurosis imho, but i imagine it could be very troubling for someone without a a healthy skillset to processing their emotions
you should maybe stop touching yourself at night for a bit, and learn better ways of dealing with your fee fees
giff contact
Just a word of caution, there are 'catfishes' and people misrepresenting themselves on Omegle using the r9k tag.
I just lost $600. I'm such an idiot.
Don't make the same mistake I did.
And 'Kaley' -- FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28021653
To me you sound like a faggot to me
>>28021653
epic troll my dude
>>28021690
Thx for kicking me when I'm down, anon.
This board used to be like sanctuary to me. Now it just causes me pain like everything else in my life.
>tfw just finished both seasons of K-ON and the movie
it was pretty much the perfect anime show
and now there's nothing left of it to watch
I want to die
>>28021636
Who is your favorite member? I'm a Yui guy myself.
>>28021655
I like moogs the most
>>28021655
>generic moeblob
>>28021685
>coalburner
reminder that literally the only respectable keions for waifu material are ritsu and mio
>Anon, why do you always speak so quietly?
>>28021622
>Anon, why dont you smile more? You have such wonderful smile.
>>28021622
>Annon why didnt you go out with your friends today? Its the last day of school, you should be celebrating
>>28021651
>Anon, you have such beautiful eyes!
>My eyes are brown
I'm currently making some /r9k/ flags but i struggle with the colors.. which colors should i use?
>>28021618
Black for depression, anxiety, mental illness, isolation
Brown for feces
Green for memes
>>28021618
rainbow obviosly
>>28021618
>black
For the darkness crawling in my skin
>red
For the blood of normies and whores that must flow
>white
For the master race
>You jerk off in front of your computer.
>Chad rams his dick inside her pooter.
Based Pepespear.
>>28021451
b-but i actually have a girlfirend
>>28021542
you ironically post to r9k
not realizing this makes you gay
Red flags for guys (realistic version)
>He reads books
>He un-ironically watches sci-fi and fantasy movies
>He isn't tall, muscular, handsome and overly confident
>He likes non-chart music
>He isn't into sports
>He hasn't slept with at LEAST ten other girls
>He has never started a fight (and effortlessly won) against someone much weaker than him
>He doesn't hate nerds
>He doesn't play Call of Duty with his brahs
>He has never been arrested
>He doesn't have at LEAST 800 friends on Facebook
great thread, hilarious, I like it
(just kidding)
>He's non-black
>He doesn't have facial tattoos
>You're pretty sure his native language is English
>He doesn't threaten to kill you and your mother when you err
>>28021429
Can smell your bitterness through the screen, kid.
>tfw unbelievably wealthy
>own several real estate businesses and holding companies
>my investments can be found in 8 time zones
>NEETs argue with me everyday here about how I'm a wagie ragie and money doesn't mean anything
Why do you people exist?
in a rich man's house the only place to spit is his face
>>28021369
>incredibly rich
>browsing THE r9k image board
please only choose one
>i make up lies on the internet
Imagine this situation with opposite genders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38joiwS4en0
is there really anything wrong with public masturbation?
She doesn't seem drunk, and she's got that crazy feminist vibe.
I think this was all a set up, pretty sure the dude realized it too.
>>28021363
Anon, I do not know story behind this vid, maybe she it was her reaction against oppresive manspreading?
Thats exacly why we need feminism and only with action like that women can be finally free from oppresion.
I don't want to see any robot get hurt anymore. Please, just leave /r9k/ it's not what it once used to be. You aren't among robots, you are just among a large group of people pretending to be robots. Hell I have to admit even reddit is better right now. Just leave and never look back.
Where to senpai i don't have anywhere else to go
>>28021300
th-this place is all i have ;_;
I didn't ask for the feels man :(
Who here has their mum cut their hair? I'm 26 and never been to a hairdresser.
>>28021219
Me and my roommates cut each others hair, I've only been to a hairdresser once when I was a kid. There's really no reason for men to go and spend 30 bucks on their hair. If they want it to look good that money is better spent on hair products.
>>28021219
me too
except my mom doesn't cut my hair
my hair is now down to my butt, it used to be down to my knees before
but i cut my bangs every month (on my own)
>>28021449
>There's really no reason for men to go and spend 30 bucks on their hair. If they want it to look good that money is better spent on hair products.
Dumbest thing I've read in days. Cheers.
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