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*unholsters gunblade*
*teleports infront of you*
>heh,, nothing peronnel.... kid....
***grabs you by the throat***
niggerblox
It doesn't matter how cruel the world may be to me, I still want to be a hero, I want to be hope.
Any other bots feel the same?
Sage the thread if you want
I know what you mean, stay strong Superbot.
The sooner you realize you're a pitiful lowly human being the happier you will be. Practice righteousness if you want but remember death awaits us all.
>>28027645
I used to.
Now I want to be the supervillain. I'm starting to believe we actually have too many so-called "heroes" and not enough villains.
And villains are far more vital.
I legit had a nightmare where hillary became president. It will never happen r-right?
Yes, it will, 100%.
>People fell for the bernie and trump meme.
>Obvious extreme left and right candidates to polarize the population so the typical vulcan neocon can sneak her way in, and it'll happen next election too after she's done max terms, as usual.
>And you'll all fight and argue about the next two edge candidates that make you all destroy public property in corporate funded protests, repairs paid for with your taxes, ofcourse.
wow guise.
>A democracy where almost anyone can become president through hard work and working in peoples interests. Anyone.
>A man was president.. and then his son in less than ten years. What a coincidence!!!
>then a man.. and now his wife too!!!! ((((:
In short, yeah, get ready for hillary, maybe the most ruthless of all the scam presidents.
yes. god damn niggers and boomers ruin everything. FUCK.
>>28027644
Yes because Bernout couldn't pander to minorities enough and Trump is too divisive.
Who /HasSiblingThatBrowses4chan/ here? My older brother goes on 4chan. He told me a few days ago that I need to stop going on /r9k/ and /pol/ because they aren't good for me. He's an amazing brother, but a complete Chad and he still tries to look out for me like I'm a little kid. I hate having severe Autism. :(
>>28027573
What boards does he frequent?
>>28028152
/x/, /vg/, /lit/, /vp/
>>28028312
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Wonderful
How can you tell if a girl likes yoou?
>>28027547
If you've got a specific girl in mind, give some details and we can give some actual advice.
>>28027547
Grool coming from her pussy is usually a solid indication.
If she acts interested in things that clearly don't interest her and if she laughs at jokes that clearly aren't funny. Also if she is constantly touching her face and twirling her hair. Another notable sign is if you're walking with her and she's constantly bumping into you or trying to make some form of non-sexual/subtle physical contact.
What do you call this, robots? I'm at a loss
Warm air comes out
>>28027455
ventilation shaft?
>>28027455
Vent?
>>28027455
a vent? lol
Can we get a poetry thread?
Everyone knows that poetry is a true robot hobby
I just wrote this and I would appreciate any constructive criticism
I wake in the morning to a warm breeze and sunlight filling my dark and dusty room
I manage to drag myself out of bed and out to my backyard where I let the atmosphere wash over me and all my anxieties spill out like a swoon
The air filled with life as all the frog birds and bugs come together to create a harmonious buzz
I lay down amongst all the grass leaves and stones to let it cover me in a blanket of fuzz
do you have any idea?
said the oldfag to the new
what it means to create OC on here
it's not soemthintg that we do
the practice is forgotten
what once was coined, been spent
and not on any worth
but instead to merely vent
the calumnity of children
who demanded crafted toys
exploiting what was art
as a means to give them voice
so i warn ye gentle caller
don't lend them of your ear
take off from this place swiftly
don't let the door hit your rear
>>28027640
No bad m8
I'd love to read more if you have any
Why does love exist.
because God is love
>>28027366
To get us to breed.
>>28027366
Humans have (relatively speaking) long pregnancies, and pregnant women are at their physical limit when fully "with child" (usually after 28 weeks) along with their natural weakness, means they can't easily defend themselves or their children. Because of this, males need a mechanism to promote protecting the woman and therefore the child. That's where love comes in. Feelings of attachment ensure that if the partner is threatened, males are much more likely to defend them, sometimes even against incredible odds or enemies (for example a mountain lion).
How many people will show up in your funeral anon?
Probably 6 at most. Not many people care.
Only one way to find out
Fuck off mods this is original
Hopefully my family will all be dead by then, so nobody.
If not, then like... a bunch of people will show up for my parents, probably. Nobody who really cares about me having died beyond its impact on them, though.
I'm never opening myself up again.
Never gonna trust someone else again.
Baby don't give up.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>28027308
Did someone betray you?
>>28027308
What happened, Robot?
And everyone was laughing. I messed up big time by missing a "0" in one of my reports and that cost the company I work for millions...
Later, when I was coming back home to my flat, I got mugged by some niggers and one of them pressed their butt on my face and farted.
Just now, I stabbed myself in the stomach with a pen. Bleeding like a mofo. I don't know how long I'll live. Hopefully not long.
>>28027285
>stabbed myself in the stomach with a pen
really? that's how you're going to kill yourself?
>>28027371
The bleeding has almost stopped. Fuck this shit. I've been blacklisted from shops from buying knives because of a previous failed suicide attempt.
>>28027432
just go rob the store for a knife with your pen
post itt if u want a *hug*
im a girl btw
>>28027260
Go to hell whore saged.
>>28027621
*hugs*
r
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bot
>>28027260
wtf!??! hello? where are my gayboi hugs at?
I made some /r9k/ flags.Feel free to judge.Paint was my main tool :^)
Raviololi
>>28027233
What do the colours represent?
RaviololiRaviololi
Why are black people so friendly and welcoming?
they aren't. stop grouping everyone into one fucking bottle you idiot. you've met some black people that were friendly and welcoming. you've met some black peope that were absolutely atrocious. it's the world at work, fuck off.
>>28027146
Especially the women desu.
>>28027146
ur a fucking racist
>girls are just as horny as guys, if not more!
Why do people say this?
They're horny only for Chad, senpai. U should know this by now
>people
what did he mean by this?
>>28027052
>more
wait a minute what did he mean by this?
