Jelous robots?
>>28032468
l fucked your dad ;)
>just heated up mom's spaghetti and scarfed it down an hour ago
>gonna cook up some frozen tendies in the toaster oven later
Not really t b h. McDonalds nuggies (and BK for that matter) haven't been good for years anyway.
>>28032468
I fucked your nuggies ;)
>tfw mom made me peel skin cancer patches off of her back again today
>>28032440
she wiped your ass for 2 years, so at least you don't have to do that for her
>>28032488
Oh fuck OP BTFO
>>28032488
Moms only do that so they can laugh at your little foreskin-less peepee every time they pull off your diaper.
Does anyone else have strong feelings / sexual attraction toward a video game character? For me it is Jessica from Contagion. I don't know why but she is so pure and every time I see her I just want to make love to her beautiful body. I can't stand it when someone kills her, I get angry and really enraged, like if you died at level 99 and had to start all over. Most of the time when I masturbate now I have a picture of Jessica on my phone and I dryhump my pillow with a limp penis inside a sock and imagine we are making love after I rescue her in the zombie apocalypse
>>28032430
Is that game any good?
It's alright, fun when bored for a few hours.
>>28033240
not really desu senpai
coop is fun but they never update it
>ITT we are the passengers and crew of an airline
ALLAH AKBAR
Inshallah it's original
>>28032401
>bump cuz interesting
SADLFKJSALD;FJSADLJMFKSADJFLSADJGF
Allah Akbar
Originality
>women
This could be your gf
>fetlife
No she fucking couldn't, the disgusting tryhard whore.
Nah, "Trying black people" is a bit of a meme thing to do, so you'd have to be dating a fucking loser for this situation to occur.
>>28032369
>picture isn't a photo of her
fat landwhale confirmed
Who here /Robot in a Normalfag body/ here.
Sometimes normalfags initiate conversation with me, but after a few sentences I can fucking see it register on their faces that I am not one of them.
Fuck this shit.
Right here, for sure
>>28032318
I am so fucking dumb god dammit.
>>28032318
Yup, same here.
I'm good looking, can handle conversations etc. but here I am "secretly" on my never ending mission to play every video game and watch every movie that has ever been released.
Whatever happened to that chubby goth girl with the big boobs you knew in high school or college?
Didn't she end up with that one guy that liked a lot of the same things you did, but wasn't as smart and smoked a lot of weed? Do you think she's happy?
My god i love lilith. Since i found her i havent fapped to anyone else.
I dated her for a bit and I'm finna hook up with the other one. Neither had tits as big as Lilith's tho.
>goth girl with the big boobs
Is this a common thing?
>"freeze virgin! hands up dont move!!"
Just what does the Tactical Virgin-removal Squad do, exactly?
>>28032172
They employ cuties in the military?
>>28032172
*bangs her ass*
"Looks like you need to find another perp ;)"
I did something wildly brave today. I initiated conversation with a girl. And it lasted a whole 5 sentences! Who's going to pat me on the back first? Form an orderly line, boys!
>>28032094
I'm proud of you, pupper
Kisses anon. Well done
Braver than me. Congratulations on your victory, anon.
I might get a job as a pizza delivery guy...
2nd job ever
any advice or tips ?
Also general pizza delivery guy stories?
>>28032037
>tips
nigga you didnt even start yet
Pizza man checking in. Easiest fucking job on the planet. No tips. Just check your orders and drive safe. Decent cash every day to listen to molyneux podcasts. AMA or don't I don't care.
>>28032139
I know this dude from high school that works there and he said ill most likely get the job
>tfw my internet boyfriend died
>>28032034
no awkward breakups
>>28032034
did you give him internet AIDS?
>>28032063
anon is right
you dodged a bullet there
Femanon here, you must check 15 to gain entry into my vagina.
>>28032002
ok i checked 15, what's your skype?
>>28032002
I checked 3, what's your skype?
Checkemcheckem
>gf wants to buy $2000 handbag
>tell her it looks like something that is worth $80's at Nordstrom rack
>save $2000
who /genius/ here
>have problems with condoms all my life
>sudden /genius/ moment makes me realise I actually have a big dick
>start using magnum size
>everything is alright
Plus cashiers blush at me now. Pretty good feeling tbqh.
>>>normbook
>>28031958
I really don't care for your made up normie-bullshit but I like the pic somehow, do you got the sauce of it?
>has friends
>has ever had a gf
>not an hkv
>uses social media for reasons other than staying in contact with family
>actively trying to better their life
>female or is pretending to be
If you fulfill any of the above please go and stay go, thank you.
>browsing on mobile
>using the catalogue
>being a student/wageslave
>caring about your appearance
>being a failed normie
Please GTFO.
>has ever had a gf
>female or is pretending to be
what are you gonna do about it :^)
If I'm actively failing to better my life do I still belong here?
>you were not born american
>you didn't grow up in a paceful suburb
>you don't live in the greatest country in the world
why even live?
>>28031818
>wanting to live in a country where niggers look to rob whitey coming back home from work
not to mention america wont be white in 30 years
>>28031818
bc i live in france and france > america
>>28031818
>>you were not born american
feels pretty good, america is garbage tier