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Why are NEETs not fit?
>you have all the time in the world
>you do not need to go to the gym to be fit
>can do push ups, sit ups, squats, etc in your damn room
> do this while listening to your favorite album
>if you do 10 of each per day does not even take an hour
> as you progress your body will push itself to do more
Yet you just decomposed in that chair waiting for death. Why not welcome death with a rad bod?
Keks...you dont know me. i'm sitting in horse stance while i type this.. i dont even have a chair
>implying you can get fit without spending at least 15 hours a week at the gym
Because I live in the 7th story in my apartment and I can't get the proper equipment to body build.
I would be doing body training but I lack money for a monthly subscrition and I have anxiety and I can't stand people looking at me.
I wish I wasn't this pathetic
who /boring/ here
whenver someone asks me about my likes or my hobbies I deflect the question
I can't let them find out that I do nothing all day
you are literally a subhuman
fuck off
i deserve a gf not you
and dont ever say youre an autist because you are not
>try to make a dating profile
>fill it out as honestly as possible
>look at the finished profile
>see my entire personality laid out in front of me, my complete lack of any interests or anything that would make me a good companion
>panic
>>28025534
have I wronged you anon
Why won't girls call me a faggot /r9k/
Post your skype, I'll call you a faggot.
>>28025370
It's taking forever to download, this sucks
>>28025463
I'm not your internet provider, buddy, complaining about your download speed to me isn't going to help you out.
First thoughts when you see this picture?
>>28025227
Redit is for faggots
>>28025227
'nice jacket, embroidered? w2c'
>>28025227
Will Elle follow in the footsteps of other white young celebrities and date an Asian guy?
>Guardsman walks into my office
>says he just came back from a battle with chaos
>says I'm a shit commissar and I shot more of my own men then enemies
>says the Imperium sucks and this plant is a shithole
>asks to be relocated to another planet
>Give him a lethal dose of boltgun instead
>>28025121
Sir! While I accept your superior judgement, I, personally, think you may have been just a bit too lenient in dealing with such an insubordinate. Personally, I think you should have had him beaten to death by his former comrades!
>>28025228
>I, personally, think
Guardsman, you are not paid to think, you are paid to hold the line and die fighting for the emperor, and while the emperor is not here, I will pass judgement for any crimes committed against his name. Once you become a commissar you can execute your own guardsmen just the way you want, but as it stands I am in charge here, not you.
Also thinking is Tzeentch worship, and Tzeentch worship is HERESY! *BLAM*
>>28025474
>Commissar saved me from budding Tzeentch worship
Thank you for allowing me to die before it took hold. The Emperor Protects, and you are His servant.
How many of you have just quit a job and walked out on it for whatever reason?
Ive done it about 5 times just abruptly leave mainly when not telling anybody because the work was too much, poor communication, and also because i cant control my bladder and piss myself all the time.
So ill work a job for weeks to months and just end up walking ouy without saying anything because my piss keeps staining my pants and i get embarrassed.
>>28025073
Op here. Literally u fuckers think u have it hard try living like me with this bullshit going on im gonna fucking kill myself
but you could wear a diaper or something and prevent that problem
dont they have medicine to help you control your pissing?
>smoking is great for socializing
>good conversation starter
Even this is not working
How do i talk to people? I am just smoking on my own in am area full of smokers. What do i say to them? What do i ask? Should i ask for a light?
ask for a light, if you smoke roll ups ask for papers or filters
>>28025150
*asks for light*
*lights cigarette*
Awkward silence
I dont get it
>>28025444
That's your 'in'. Then it's socially acceptable to speak based on common ground.
I'm such a fucking piece of shit
Goddammit I hate myself so much
Why can't I just behave like a normal fucking person?
Alcohol is the only escape I have
loser detected. stop being pathetic.
>>28024957
>Alcohol is the only escape I have
Even though it seems that way now, and I know you understand this already but you think you've got time to ease up on it, it will, without question, make your brain worse.
I guarantee it. It will make you worse.
>>28024977
>browsing /r9k/
u win at life my friend, dont let anyone tell u different
You have 10 seconds to rationalize why you haven't lost your virginity if you're over 14.
>lost his virginity at thirteen
Other things are what make me a robot, not virginity
>>28024915
Sauce on the tittays
>>28024934
>not a virgin
>robot
Unless you've been raped, you're delusional. Fuck off.
Are black women really this desperate for Asian bfs?what is your reaction to this tumblr?
http://kmusicandblackwomen.tumblr.com
>>28024797
asian men are the exact opposite of black men. you'd want to get far away from dating chimps if you could too. even koko the gorilla didn't want her own kind
kill yourself bebe
>your comment was not original
kek
cringy shit, OP
I think it's time to go back to r/AsianMasculinity
What does girls dressing as whores during Summer mean for you? Is it a time of enjoyment cause you get to watch beauty? Or is it suffering cause it isn't for you?
The latter obviously
>>28024654
The latter robotblox
Jaye Rose
My fucking dick...
No matter how fucked up your life is, at least you arent american.
i do not, in fact, know that feel
>americuck
>white
>black president
>black man on money
>less than 60% white and dropping
>extreme obesity
>extreme poverty
Top kek america. Where did it all go so wrong?
https://youtu.be/yLwsuA4ySrQ
Clean up your act heathens...
https://youtu.be/p7YsWhQfG_8
https://youtu.be/5-Qrp-Bmzy4
Who ready for the end of the "world"?
>tfw short, ugly, poor, mentally ill, grew up with horrible family, got a useless degree and now 26 with no future and never had a job, gf or friends
It's amazing that i still haven't killed myself yet. I don't even know why i keep going, it's basically over for me.
>>28024578
i googled that skype name and i found that you have posted on soc and are apparently a roastie
i have nothing to say to you or your kind, you have brought me only pain
>>28024719
no worries pal
>soc roasties invade even our feels and try to mock us
this world is living hell
![jinkies__isn_t_that_a_breakfast_cereal__by_thechamba-d65669h[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HQijcEi.jpg "jinkies isn t that a breakfast cereal by thechamba-d65669h[1]")
I was wondering, does /r9k/ hate Johnny Bravo? Personality-wise he's kind of like a "Chad" and I know how you guys feel about that, but at the same time he also pretty much never succeeds, so he's still pretty relatable for people like us. What do you think?
>>28024481
johnny may be crude sometimes but he's a good guy at heart, loves his mom, has something he's passionate about (working out, himself lel)
i've always liked johnny i think he'd be cool to hang out with after breaking through his macho man exterior
johnny bravo is your average /fit/ gymcel
>>28024481
>mfw realizing johnny bravo was a leglet
