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Can any femanon make a nice vocroo message for me? My name is Nick. Make it sound like you're my girlfriend
>>28025915
Nick? More like gay BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
>>28025915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1up8ivhKCat
>>28025983
You just got duped. OP is just trolling a friend of his called nick.
>tfw im a qt half black boy
>tfw only attract white girls
>tfw i love it cause into raceplay
>tfw all i want is a white girlfriend to call me her nigger in bed and to give her my nigger dick ever
>tfw your oneities got blacked
>tfw then you see this post
nigger get the fuck out
>>28025837
fucking nigger, ddddie
5 feet 2 inches tall
tfw lil sweet commercials will be sad now
Now he's The Artist Formerly Living As Prince
>5 feet 2 inches
I thought burials were 6 feet?
You have to appreciate today, Robots.
We've actually all been witness to a new level of pathetic entering the world.
redditors attempting to "raid" /R9K/ of all places.
I guess it's no surprise that it was the azn's that did it. Only they would pick the easiest and safest board to raid.
Btw, try harder aznfags, we're really bored over here.
...Oh one last thing, since u fags are all posting azn photos all over, can u slants hook a guy up with some of that sweet asn CP?
>>28025702
I got you, boss.
>>28025702
redditors are raiding? I thought it was just one guy diarrhea posting
>>28025702
They're just butthurt little chinks and can't get over the fact that asian women were made for white dicks.
>wake up
>look like this
>what would you do?
>let maurice fuck me in the ass like the good boi pussy i am
>>28025681
Start working legs
>>28025681
brush my teeth and probably eat some cereal
>getting a gf didnt help with the feels at all
>it just added more stress
>he thought a walking lottery machine wouldn't be a disaster
>read someone saying a gf didn't help
>don't believe them, because I don't want to, because that's my only hope for happiness
>>28025772
Same here, buddy.
It's the only thing I crave.
Why dont you robots surrender to Jesus and give him your life trough faith so he can make the best out of it? I think that christianity can be a pretty good religion for a robot. It offers eternal NEETdom in paradise forever and ever and all you have to do is not go the way that selfish Chads and Stacies are going (so being an isolated introvert is a great start in this case, you dont have much to give up anyway) and trust in Jesus by obeying ten commandments. Christianity says that the more you suffer in this world, the more you will enjoy your afterlife NEETdom. If this whole christianity meme is real (try to do some research on Near Death Experience, it could change your mind a bit), you wasted your earthly life for the best cause you ever could and earned eternal respect. If not, you wasted your life for nothing trying to satisfy simple desires of your reptilian brain that you cant fully satisfy anyways, because you will always want more and that never ending desire for more might be lack of holy spirit meme in you that changes your heart and desires. There are plenty of bible verses aimed at robots, for example:
John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
Faith in eternal NEETdom trough Jesus is the only thing that keeps me alive these days and I am happy for my choice, because without it I would waste my life in much worse way anyway without any hope for something better.
I was forced to believe Jesus fairy tales the first 13 years of life. And look where that got me. Fuck off.
i know him quite well, he's not happy.. if you think we will go unpunished you're wrong..
The first and second death cometh
Prepare yourselves..the third woe cometh.. the lords arrows will fly, and their aimed at us
>Somebody on normiebook shares an article about "mansplaining."
>Write a reply about why the article doesn't get it at all.
>Get dogpiled by roasties for "mansplaining" on an article about "mansplaining."
I don't even know why I bother living in this world anymore. I love how they've come up with a way to completely invalidate and ridicule anything a guy says that they're not interested in or that they don't agree with, and they can do it with a single word.
WELCOME TO HELL FRIEND LIE DOWN AND ACCEPT YOUR LIFE
What did you expect to happen? Anyone who believes in that garbage is an idiot and not worth engaging.
all "mansplaining" does is prove that men are naturally smarter.
The fact that roasties made up a word to dismiss men's arguments show often they must have gotten BTFO'd.
how do I tell my parents I have a white girlfriend?
I'm asian btw
>>28025653
How traditional or racist is your family?
Tell them dropping utensils on the ground is not a proper way to name their children.
>>28025653
just wait til your gf sees your dick and you won't have to.
>finally get a gf
>she's incredibly boring
>literally get anxiety every day because I don't want to hang out with her and I'm worried she'll text me at any moment
>she won't even succ
Fuck this relationship shit fami I want nothing to do with this garbage
>>28025637
drop her then bro
grass always greener right
>>28025880
I'm going to break up with her when she's out of town next week.
>>28025911
It really is true. Getting a gf doesn't fix anything, it just makes life more difficult.
>you will never have a irl real life anime gf
you do know that ilr already means in real life, right?
>tfw no anzu gf
>tfw no real life Anya gf
http://thoughtcatalog.com/anne-gus/2014/03/sorry-dudes-heres-5-reasons-that-girl-you-like-doesnt-want-anything-to-do-with-you/
Ultimate Blackpill on the Beasts known as women. Foul Beasts, barbaric animals that deserve to be denied rights and comtained in pens and raped brutally.
Across all cultural groups they are alike. Every girl might as well be in some sort of open relationship.
>But what about Asians and traditional Catholics.
Been with both, ones church activity was a false front. The other Asian girl was in an open relationship.
>>28025486
It's supposed to be "comedy"
>>28025486
Can't speak for other races as i have only experience with western and asian women. it all comes down to this: 95% are not good wife material and you want to stay away from them. 5% at max are wife material. this is true for both western and asian women.
>>28025486
>Traditional lady
>Has a naval piercing and tattoo
Ok
why do women carry purses?
>>28025451
redditors need to fuck off FUCK OFF ALREADY FUCK THE FUCK OFF SAGE SAGE SAGE HIDE HIDE HIDE
>>28025451
so they can carry condoms, wipes, a change of panties, some makeup to clean herself up, a toothbrush, and so on.
Roastie are ready to get fucked and creamed by random chads in any bathroom stall.
On average, a woman gets fucked by at least two strangers if she lives in the city, per day.
You gotta be prepared to clean up after taking some nigga nut raw dog.
you tell me, chink bro
I think im gonna hang myself tonight. Pain has just gone on to long and too deep i have alotta schizo shit going on too. But i dont have a webcam. I just have a windows phone. Tablet. And android phone. Tell me how to stream it tonight ill give u a time to tune in and ill do it
Dont do it or you have to deal with this...
not forever, but you will suffer
For fucks sake, don't kill yourself. Now that life is at rock bottom, just live knowing you couldn't give a shit anymore and stop going on r9k
>>28025441
Is your name John? And totally stream it bro. Do it for us
>WMAF threads
>BMWF threads
>not realizing that BMAF is objectively the best pairing of all time
WMAF is the supreme one
just look how lovely children they produce
that's not how it works.
it goes
WMs get AFs
BMs get WFs
AMs get BFs
but BHC (Big Hispanic Cock) gets their pick of all women
>>28025439
The strength and masculinity of black men and the intelligence and femininity of asian women is a match made in heaven.
Also big black dick and tight asian pussy make both partners feel amazing.
