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>got hit on and invited to a party by stacy and her friend just a minute ago
HELP ME
Is this a ruse? Are they trying to fuck me over? They must be up to something
I'm 6'1 and ottermode, but I look like a bum and my face is ugly. What the fuck do I do
>>28019802
They're fucking with you, op. If you decide to go for some reason, give us a good greentext.
chances are they're just trying to be nice. that's really, probably it.
>>28019802
just say you're gonna drop by for a few mins, if the party is chill, say you changed plans and are staying, if its lame af, just leave
Does anyone else just want to pack up and leave their state? where do you want to go
>>28019799
Somewhere with mountains, good outdoors and lots of shooting spots. Fuck, I hate living in south florida so much. Fuck this place
>>28019939
I live in North Georgia.
You should move here. There are mountains, guns, and plenty of nice white people.
>>28019950
North georgia is meth head and beaner heaven. i like tennessee morestill not as bad as SC
>Used to like a girl
>She was my dream girl
>We got into a relationship
>Literally everything was sunshine, no day was sad, everything was great, got in shape, made a lot of friends, became a super social alpha
>She started spending time with a male friend
>Selfishness got the best of me
>Guy was pretty decent, even good to me, he was never a jerk or was after her, yet seeing her with someone else completely filled me with despair
>She gets super pissed off about how I acted and ended the relationship
>Went into cripping depression for 5 months.
>Neglected studies, friendships, work, family and myself
I got over her, yes, but sometimes, I remember how happy I was during those days and I can't help but wonder if I will ever feel that way again. I've dated other girls yet no one makes me feel like she did.
Some of my current friends and family say that I am too cold and that I never let people get close to me, I'm not sure if that's some residual trauma or maybe just 4chan.
>>28019748
>She started spending time with a male friend
>She gets super pissed off about how I acted and ended the relationship
if she didn't understand your fear, then she wasn't that perfect
>>28020310
If you don't understand that male/female friendships are normal and that being insecure and jealous is damaging to relationships you can't expect her to make compromises and ditch get friends for you
>>28020310
The guy was super nice, I was the one at fault here.
I just feel like shit right now and I remember her all of the sudden.
I wonder why is it that r9k hate on feminists so much?
as far as I know most of you are looking for mommy type or full out dominant girlfriend who's going to treat you like her little boy, toy or property.
apart from being dumb and irrational strong independent feminist is your best choice in my opinion. they always cry about how they are objectified and "acted upon". I am sure they would love this kind of role reversal.
in your dream relationship it would be actually you who is degraded to the status of an object and honestly you aren't going to complain about it because in the end that's what want. you want to be her little boy or fucktoy.
so my conclusion is that feminists are pretty much dominant women with little to no education around D/s dynamics in relationship trying to re-invent something that already exists and works for some people. surely she is going to forget about fighting patriarchy worldwide once she won on her homefront.
>>28019667
When you're accustomed to privilege, Equality feels like oppression.
>>28019798
>implying feminists are for equality
>>28019667
If you want to live in an imaginary state of victimhood, so be it
Would you trade any talents/abilities you have or think you have to be a normie?
>>28019593
No.I'm already a normie
>>28019593
No, normies are way to zombie like and if i did I would be following stupid trends or be typing like
>when bae be doing this [insert retarded emojis]
GOD I FUCKING HATE THE WORD BAE AND THOSE STUPID FUCKING EMOJIS WHY CANT YOU FORM YOUR SENTENCES AND ESPECIALLU THOSE SHITTY CROPPED OUT PICTURE MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28019593
my talents are of no use for surviving in the modern world, so yes.
In my last year of highschool, hosting my first house party tomorrow night, any tips robots?
Sixteen pens and pencils
you do not belong here normie
I hope you die of alcohol poisoning
Prank everyone by blocking all escape routes and set the house on fire.
Cucked by a gook, is there anything more beta ?
what happened to NL
>Cucked by a gook
Sick. He ought to kill himself, though not before his weeaboo gf.
>>28020767
This happened. The poor guy is devastated, you can hear it in his commentary lately.
this board is a fucking joke.
>>28019376
reeeeee
original commentarino
Prove it. The burden of proof is on you. You made the statement now you have to pay the piper bitch boy.
>>28019376
*You're* a joke.
Yeah, take that.
Remember Sammy?
This is him now.
Dear god. What have we done?
>>28019213
I would tap that hmmmm
>>28019213
Stop lying, seriously that kid was a pretty funny sperg...but now am having mixed feelings.
I want to tap sammy
Post your handwriting
If you have good handwriting, you are normie scum and should leave
posted this the last time i saw this thread
>>28019255
part 2, now with oregano
writing is for fags
I've never tried weed before but some shady guy in a hoodie offered me some this weed paste outside the gas station tonight. Apparently it's condensed down and extra potent so you don't need to smoke much.
How much and how do I use this shit, bros? I know some of you guys are experienced
>>28019116
That's guacamole dude
>>28019124
It's wasabi you fucking autist
inject 3 full marijuanas into your bum, that will do it. but don't go over 3 or you will od.
Is there any way to actually fix being ridiculously self conscious about how I look?
The worst part is that I've already tried all the regular advice to improve appearance like being fit and wearing nice clothes and trying different hairstyles and trying to beeee myself or trying to have a different personality... I've tried everything and nothing even gets me a conversation with a girl. I'm ugly and shorter than most girls I see. There's no fixing that.
I want to put it all behind me and focus on other things but every time I see an attractive person I just feel absolutely miserable to the point where I feel sick. Sometimes it just makes me so angry and other times it makes me want to collapse.
I can't fantasize about sex because I can't even imagine someone could be attracted to me any more.
Even writing this now I just feel like I want to cut myself some more. I don't know what to do to...
Just look better
>>28019111
Trust the trips man
>>28019106
smoke weed lmao
Do you think I have chances with her right now?
>>28019070
>>>/adv/
Synohara normies
>>28019088
Im not normie wanna advice from u robots
>>28019070
be prepared for when she hands you a sexual harassment notice
My ex caused so much soul rape and abuse I don't know if I'll ever be able to feel love again
better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all
>>28019046
Drink about it for a couple of years bro. Or just man the fuck up. Probably drink.
>>28019046
>ex
Gtfo normalbitch you got what you asked for
So im now at the mark where i haven't left the house in over 6 months, ow im an official hikkikomori.
To be honest im kind of proud i actually achieved something.
What should i do now?
Shoot for the stars, robot. Make it a whole year.
hardcore bro, proud of ya
>>28019014
Drink some lean
How did you manage to not leave the house? Parents support you?
