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Stop using the fucking word "comfy" to describe every fucking thing you enjoy.
"comfy" has quickly become one of the most worthless words over a short period of time due to the overwhelming overuse
Same goes for "cuck"
it's a placeholder word for people who don't know how to think critically and explain why they like something
This is now a comfy thread.
Weather is pretty nice today. Warm spring breeze. Feels comfy being wrapped around my blanket while watching some movies.
I was depressed till i realized things could be unimaginably worse, there are people that are tricked into becoming slaves and never see their families again. It doesn't make me enjoy living more than i already do, but at least I've stopped feeling sorry for myself.
>>28014714
>It doesn't make me enjoy living more
So who cares?
Oh my glorping god oh pee I laughed the fuck out loud bro that was the funniest starrey I ever did read on this board. It will just take a moment to tell you about when I was reading the story, firstly I read the first sentence of your story and I fucking laughed out loud, read the secondly part of your story and secondly I laughed my fucking ass off, thirdly I concluded your types thirdly laughing my sides right the fuck out of orbit. Hand it to ya my mane mang from fartpackistan, we've been was a swell read and if the rules were changed I would gladly subscribe to your posts to be notified by cellphone. In fact, this story was so goddgummed good I think I'll talk about it more. Looking at keyboard tracks as a whole, its really a worked off art. The pacing, loquaciousity, indeterminabomnidable pontifidexteretasiality, burgandy, I'm very impreesed. The pain I feel of having to have been looking forward to the yiddish moment of my life, alas, has passed. Goodnight. *onery kills self*
>>28014714
>tricked into becoming slaves
Kek, that makes me feel better. Thanks for the funny image OP!
>my hobbies are eating and going out with friends!
>My hobbies are going out and eating friends
2 more hobbies than me.
>my friends are hobbying and killing myself
Why do people like porn?
>Would you look at that there, a girl I want to have sex with!
>She's having sex with someone else I think I'll just touch my peepee by myself
Are you a cuck or something?
Oh my glorping god oh pee I laughed the fuck out loud bro that was the funniest starrey I ever did read on this board. It will just take a moment to tell you about when I was reading the story, firstly I read the first sentence of your story and I fucking laughed out loud, read the secondly part of your story and secondly I laughed my fucking ass off, thirdly I concluded your types thirdly laughing my sides right the fuck out of orbit. Hand it to ya my mane mang from fartpackistan, htat was a swell read and if the rules were changed I would gladly subscribe to your posts to be notified by cellphone. In fact, this story was so goddgummed good I think I'll talk about it more. Looking at keyboard tracks as a whole, its really a worked off art. The pacing, loquaciousity, indeterminabomnidable pontifidexteretasiality, burgandy, I'm very impreesed. The pain I feel of having to have been looking forward to the plime moment of my life, alas, has passed. Goodnight. *instantly kills self*
>>28014575
Its not being a cuck if your not in a relationship with them.
>>28014647
So you saw the girl you had a crush on in real life go blow some dude you'd just sit there and watch maybe pull out your peepee and whack it a bit.
>mommy forcing me to take classes at the community college
I'm fucking scared desu. Can someone tell me what's it like? Will there be a lot of robots or infested with normies and stacies?
>>28014474
There's mostly kids fresh out of high school, a few autists, and a lot of older (40+) people. People don't really talk to anyone that they didn't know before coming to class, and if they do, it's usually to catch up on what they missed from a previous class.
>>28014474
It's not too bad. Alot of the professors are pretty easy on work. In my situation, I have a Gov't 2 class and all the tests we had comprised of us writing our name down. I'm not even shitting you. At the end of class, he'll look around and if there isn't alot of people, he'll say "Alright is everyone ready for your test?" Then he rips a piece of paper from a note book, sets it down, and then says "there it is, just sign it on your way out". The most we ever did in that class was a 1 page copy paste of a biography of our Lieutenant Govenor and he knew it would be copy paste.
But then again it could be like my Biology class where I don't know what the fucks going on and nothing helps me understand it
But who knows desu senpai
>American word for uni
You're probably going to get shot
>tfw you realize you're probably legitimately autistic and not just meme autistic
>>28014470
Elaborate. Im listening
>>28014570
I think I caught the autisms
>>28014470
Hey man. Just wanted to tell you to succ my nigger dick. Thanks
>me in primary (grade school)
>get bullied by girls
> never talked to anyone in fear of being made fun of
> think of killing myself from a young age
>get put on a new drug every 3 to 6 monts
>now that I'm an adult I can't talk to anyone without having a panic attack
>the only friends I have are friends I made online
>can't drive cause I pass out from anxiety everytime I see other cars
>failed suicide 3 times
>developed schizophrenia when I was 14. Which makes not killing myself even harder
>not able to post on 4chan in fear of being criticized for using something wrong or being on the wrong board. But fuck it! (Probably using green text wrong, please don't judge me)
>no redeeming features.
>my life is so dull that I get my "high" from watching anime. But then get even more depressed after watching it
Sorry if I'm using green text wrong I just needed to let it all out.
You put a period at the end of a few sentences but not all of them
At least be consistent fagoat
>>28014343
>Using exclamation marks
>Using brackets
>Using green text when it's not needed
What the fuck is going on?
>>28014850
>>28014798
You guys are so mean. :(
OP, do you hear voices or are you just the paranoid variety of schizo? Also why do you get even more depressed after watching animu?
Remember, users of ROBOT9001, you are not alone in this world.
You are the ultimate culmination of billions of years of evolution. We are all related. We all came from that single cell organism that emerged one day from the prehistoric goo... and you are the culmination of all that effort. Billions of organisms spreading their genes to ultimately create you. You are the product of evolution, of science, of mankind. You should be proud of your heritage.
We are all in this together. We are all one. There is someone looking out for you somewhere in the world, someone thinking of you. You were the creation of a sperm and an egg and it's likely the people who those cells belonged to care about you, deeply, no matter how fucked up you think your life is. There are people who care about you out there. We care about you in this community. You are a valued member and each of you make up an incremental grain of sand in the beach of life; you each play an important part and have made an impact on someone's life, somewhere, somehow, in a positive manner.
Even if you think there is no hope or you've gotten yourself into a rut... there is always hope. Change can happen. You can get those women you want and still try to complete your dreams, but it will take effort. It takes time. But you can do it. You have to want it and try for it.
Everyone has to start somewhere. Just keep telling yourself that, and make incremental progress. Just keep going. Never give up. I am personally thinking about you, whoever is reading this thread. Each post is a person behind a screen and remember, I hope for you. I pray for the best for you. I know you will do well and receive my message in good faith.
Fight until the end.
Beautiful anon. This made my day.
>>28014245
Very uplifting. Thank you. The pessimism on this board depresses me sometimes.
>>28014245
>billions of years
>trillions of unimaginably improbable events
>tfw all this had to happen to create you
>tfw ALL OF THIS CULMINATED INTO A LIFE OF MISERY AND SOLITUDE
The universe is shitting itself laughing right now.
I see you looking at my FiFi, you want to pet? It's alright, she doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Cmon, she loves strangers!
*BRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRT*
o-oh my gosh! Would you mind watching FiFi for a few minutes? I need to go in and change my breeches!
what the fuck these threads
>>28014268
I miss when r9k was mainly feels threads
>>28014316
*PRRRRRRRRRRT*
Wew lad, that one was juicy
>today my oneitis shamelessly farted in front of me
On a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked am I?
OVAR 9000
>>28014203
Really gross desu. Why would you want someone like that anyways?
10.
You couldn't be deeper in the friendzone.
>have to do something before a deadline
>the deadline is far in the future
>put it off for no reason
>constantly stress about doing it but never actually do it because I'm scared
>stress even more
>deadline is approaching
>deadline comes and I didn't fucking do it
>everything is ruined
WHY AM I LIKE THIS
>>28014029
>>deadline comes and I didn't fucking do it
I've done this for every writing assignment I've had in the past 2 years
not even joking, I have NEVER been on time for one writing assignment
it doesnt even matter though because I will fail anyways
>>28014029
I know this feel very well. Why don't I just do shit and leave it for deadline day and beyond?
>>28014029
>have to do something before a deadline
>deadline is far in the future
>put it off for no reason
>deadline approaching
>set out a plan based on how much time I have and how much time I will need
>knock out the project within the allotted time and turn it in on the deadline
feels good. just sit down and fucking do it. either work on it a little bit at a time or learn some time management skills so you can knock it out in a few days or whatever.
Who no interests here?
I just can't seem to enjoy much of anything and nothing keeps my interest for very long.
> this started in 10th grade when i started getting depressed
since then i've just hated everything
>I can draw, but hate drawing so no drive to improve and get gud.
>Video games are fun for a few minutes, but I get bored and put them down
>of course i've finished a few but i just don't like them
>I don't watch tv because I just think it's trash maybe i'm just pretentious though
>Can't get into anime because it all sucks to me
>all I do is browse the internet and i have trouble relating to my friends who just enjoy things.
I'm jealous you guys I want to enjoy things I want to have the motivation to get better at art or even to finish a few video game series.
I guess I need motivation?
How do you get motivation and keep it?
is anyone feeling the same am i alone?
I just feel like theres something wrong with me.
>>28013949
This is a sign of mental illness. You're probably schizophrenic
>>28013980
I don't think i'm schizophrenic i guess i'm just boring
>be depressed
>have no interests
>decide that anime would be easy to get into
>~9 months later
>finished fucking Fate/Stay Night, finished fucking Fate/Hollow Ataraxia, halfway through fucking Tsukihime, over 2000 Japanese words learned in Anki
fucking WHY
WHY DID YOU DO THIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT PAST SELF
Who else /religious/ in here
Are you part of a community? Are the chicks growing up in it robot-friendly? Wont say what I am, but lets say if you are willing to marry down, there will always be a girl who will go with you even if you don't have money. You just have to be part of the religion because these people take it very seriously.
Cathlioc here, trying to become a knight, the old guys who are knights are really cool. All the chads & stacies from confirmation class years ago don't even go to church and just drink and get std's its really sad
>>28014036
what do you believe, exactly
Another Catholic here. I practically live at my school's catholic student center and of the 3 girls I've fantasized about marrying and spending the rest of my life with, none of them have agreed to so much as a first date. They'd all much rather the Chads, especially those who are even sort of devout.
Would you date a conehead? I've seen this girl on dating sites in my area for like 3 years now. I mean she is kind of pretty aside from having a large conehead.
Her profession is "cake decorator". Does that mean she can't bake cakes, but she can make frosting?
Only known picture with her hair not completely covering the cone.
She's also a Catholic and in good shape.
> tfw when no belIy gf
>>28013572
>>tfw when
get the fuck off of our board and gb2leddit with your shitty understanding of acronyms
>>28013572
It's weird, it's like she has chubby abs.
That's hot
>>28013614
>my mfw face when this comment
