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>tfw bought hot fries instead of funyuns
I should've bought the funyuns
>>28011643
oooooh what a REEEEturd
he should've bought the
*smacks lip*
funyuns, but he bought the
HOT FRIES
*smacks lip again*
OIII RETARD
*smears shit in foreskin*
WHY NOT FUNYUNS?
*puts ass deep above head*
WHY NOT JUST HAVE SOME FUNYUNS?
*takes a giant fart*
OII OOGA
*smacks anus*
WHAT A RETARD
>>28011712
yeah but really... why not funyuns?
so this is a snack thread about our troubles involving snacks?
k
>be out with others cause i actually got invited to something for once and am trying to get out of the ROBOT lifestyle
>we go to a pool
>we didn't go into pool but instead got some snacks
>ordered some fries and a drink
>wait 15 or 20 minutes
>friends keep telling me to just ditch the fries because they're getting impatient
>"no already gave them money"
>keep bitching at me to just ditch the place
>keep telling them no
>finally get the fries and drink
>we leave the park and i still have fries left
>walk back the way we came which was the woods
>flies start swarming us cuz its the forest and they want my fries
>friends bitch to me to get rid of the fries because they can't handle some fucking flies
>"no i already spent the money and waited a damn long time just to get a cup of fries, im not just gonna toss them away"
>bitching doesn't end until i eventually finish them all
fucking fuck, it's just fries
>tfw you only go to that coffee shop for that qt3.14 barista
>go to restaraunt where qt from high school went
>she goes out of her way to say hi to me
>she acts like she's checking something while I grab some utensils
>I know she's hoping I'll talk to her
>in a really shit mood so I just walk off
>>28011677
Works* not went
stop posting pictures of sascha
SCP thread! Get in here!
What's you're favorite scp? I'll start, SCP-106: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106
Also one of my favorites is SCP-A403 for obvious reasons
http://www.scp-wiki.net/too-slow
Holy shit no, this one is so much better written!
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2934
Get in here I don't want to keep self bumping!
>>28011568
Whichever one this is
http://nhentai.net/g/130856/
Has any other anon given up on games? To me, they bring me nothing but frustration. I see any challenge as just tedious work I have to do. All the passion is gone. I used to constantly keep up with gaming news and upcoming releases, and now I just don't care at all. I get much more enjoyment out of any other medium (movies/TV, books, music).
They are very boring and childish.
>>28011546
You're just becoming an old man, Senpai
>>28011546
Yep. I used to play all the time, but now don't have any motivation to. It's mostly just getting older I suppose, but I have no interest in online gaming.
Do hugs actually feel good?
p-probably, yeah...
It depends some people just don't like them and some people give bad hugs.
Generally though they're fucking great
>>28011515
good question....
hits my feels....
Why would anyone snitch about someone wanting to kill themselves? Do they think everyone is a normie who just wants their """help"""?
Jesus christ.
It is illegal. Highly illegal, it is a murder, and your family needs to know due to the pain it would cause them.
>>28011430
SNITCHES GETtreats :3
>>28011456
You are evil and so is society. What happened to the feminist movement and "my body my choice"? Claiming that it is ok to prevent suicide is like claiming it is ok to rape.
>drunk at a party in highschool
>am one of those goofy loveable drunks
>chatting up a girl
>making progress
>start hooking up
>get more drunk after that
>think of my onetisis
>turn from loveable guy to brooding sad man, staring into the sky thinking of the chance of us happening, kind of drunk
>sit in the same spot for two hours chain-smoking and drinking
>people come by and ask whats wrong, girls hug me and try and get with me (was very alpha in the day, used to box alot and party, matured up now that I'm older)
>end up going home with a girl, fucking her and deleting her number
>think of oneitis as I drift off to sleep
It's weird, I was a Chad for a long time (muh Jawline, hair, height, the way I dressed) but for some reason me and this girl were never more then friends.
I could chat up any girl and get in her pants but this one girl I couldn't flirt with for the life of me, scared ID lose her.
Always telling me how great of a person I was, how much she cared for me and was always there.
Told her my feelings she just said "are you sure?"
Nothing ever came of it though and I'm still in love with her two years later why'll she has a loving boyfriend
I got shitfaced and threw up on a Stacy, does that count?
>>28011425
Alpha as fuck
Original senpai
>>28011467
I got thrown out of that party and broke my arm fighting her boyfriend. Good thing my parents think I'm a massive fuck up and paid my medical bills because I'm too retarded and unqualified to get a job.
can't seem to gain any weight
>>28011326
I thought that you had your insomnia under control today...
>>28011326
wtf is that your arm or your leg
>>28011326
nice arm op. mine is the same except hairier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJMP-Y9Vbm4
Why are stoners so disgusting?
>>28011308
thats a pretty bad generalization
but i fuckin hate that guy and everyone who acts like him
>>28011343
I've never met a stoner who wasn't exactly like him, fat and annoying.
>>28011308
Why hate on the guy? He's just being goofy and enthusiastic about something he loves. It's not like he's hating on anyone or causing trouble.
You guys project so much hate onto other people, explains why you hate yourselves so much too.
>report a poster who called me a nigger
>see him on the 4chan banned page with a 3 day ban for "Quality of posts"
>mfw
4chan feels
>>28011285
>OP reveals he's a faggot
>>28011459
this can be reported for hate speech OP
>>28011285
TOPKEK You're a nigger!
I really want to tell you guys my life story and how i ended up this way but i suck at greentexting and i thought maybe i should just voice record it and put it on soundcloud.
Would you guys be interested in that?
I'm always down for a life story, but greentext it.
>>28011256
Shit ill try i guess. Got any tips to make a good greentext?
>>28011290
Dont use complete sentances for the love of god, thats all I got. The process is pretty open-ended.
Woke up at 10 am again today on a school day, missed most of my classes and probably going to fail high school. Don't have many friends because of ADHD and other problems. Family is disappointed in me and expects me to drop out.
What's the point in all of this robots? I don't want to do this anymore
Free yourself with a gun.
>>28011119
One off.
Smashing shit is a good stress reliever, for me at least. Don't make decisions while pissed off, you'll end up doing stupid shit like hanging yourself. Not the most glamorous way to go.
>>28011119
always make decision while pissed off
how else are u going o appreciate the magnitude of it?
it makes sense anon
Where are you taking me, anon?
I want to go home!
eeheheheh
EHEHE
AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28011066
u-uhm..... uh...... th-thought w-we... um... the woods... trees are fun?
>>28011066
We're at a fucking national park bitch calm the fuck down I'm not going to rape you.
Im planning on drinking alone tonight for the first time, any suggestions.
How high is your tolerance? If low, get smashed and watch shitty soap operas. Helps me when I feel suicidal.
I'm drinking alone tonight for the fourth time this week, I just use beer
>>28011140
been watching macross delta, hits all of my sweet spots
>>28011162
Weed, alcohol and anime are a dangerously fun combination, have you got any weed?
*SPPPBBBLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
FFFFFFFGLHGLHLGHLGHLGHLGH
BBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
>>28011002
stop worshipping women you cuck
keep it comin, boss
