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I miss my son, and want to buy him a Samsung Galaxy S7 for his birthday on June 2nd...
please help me....
SINcerely,
Johnny Neptune
father of Jet Neptune
>>28012844
Why do you know your son's 4chan name?
>>28012844
You can't buy love, but you can buy phones n shit.
Wtf is this shit i know how u leave comments on ur sons youtube videos n shit with weird shit but those comments seem legit n not fake however but this seems kinda fake but if its real we cant rlly help u in anyway also coming to a trap posting chinese board to communicate with ur son is not parenting so fucking gobfuck urself u piece of shit u shukdve beeb there for ur son in the first place he seems like a pretty cool kid prolly betta off without a fucking freak like u fuck off
>tfw started smoking again
>>28012842
why the fuck would you stop? do you want to live a long healthy life or something?
>>28012842
Tobacco, meat, marijuana, or cock?
I legitimately go crazy if I have to stop smoking. I wish it wasn't like this, but I figure if I smoke organic tobacco without any additives it can't be too bad for me.
Lonely? Join nerds!!
https://join.skype.com/wTbybLZESVUK
GAYYY I love skype groups s
>>28012825
Last one I joined most left and the ones remaining don't say jack shit.
its bumpin
How to get over gfs past?
Not even that much of a sloot but still really hung up on it.
>>28012819
Advice threads belong on >>>/adv/ faggot.
>>28012819
same feelio buddy
gf is virgin but has blown guys,gave handjobs and let them play with her boobs and pussy
feels kinda sad man
>>28013598
>gf is a virgin
Why complain, thats better than 95% of guys gfs. Try having 6 different guys go up inside the girl you love.
>Be beta indian muslim
>Religion bans dating and talking to women
>Pic related, is how parents feel about relationships before marriage
>Doesn't really matter since I am robot, unable to get gf no matter what
>Parents will arrange a marriage for me
>Will never be forever alone because am Muslim
Islam is the best religion to be a Muslim desu, as long as your parents are Muslim too, they will give you a wife no matter how autistic you are.
>>28012806
Fuck off Moozslime. Your arranged wife will probably be a goat.
>>28012806
lucky bastard, I wish I had parents that gave me free wife.
>>28012806
>Islam is the best religion to be a Muslim
Really, now...what other religions are good for being Muslim?
>keep getting random moments where the area around my heart becomes very painful and I can't breathe for like 10 seconds
am I dying or is this normal
please RESPOND PLEASE
PLEASE
>>28012862
Go to your nearest emergency center, they'll give you an EKG and do tests to make sure you're okay.
Do it now, faggot.
>>28012732
I wouldn't worry about it...But really go to the ER
i have seen multiple anons here roasting her and talking shit about her. some where even revealing pictures of her here.
>what did she do wrong to you guys?
>i've seen that her user name is bebe. but i want to know more about her.
kindly post links to her social media or more photos of her.
>(am not interested in trolling her, just examining the black fembots that come here)
>>28012625
>tfw you didn't forget to turn your trip off
god damn, if only..
All pictures posted here I posted myself and I don't have social media. The only online activity I have is 4chan.
>i've seen that her user name is bebe. but i want to know more about her.
Then stop being a moron and use an archive to get every single one of her posts lined up for you to learn more about her.
Need to vent, maybe need some advice
>prom is coming up, 2 weeks left
>ask someone
>she's taken
>oh fucking shit
>alarms going off, trying to find someone else
>taken, taken, taken, taken, TAKEN
>Now my only option is some random, shy qt I'm in a club with and that I had class with once, but never talked to her
>friends don't know who she is and I have no idea how to find her as I don't have class with her anymore
>even if I somehow do find her in a miracle, it's no guarantee she's open considering how qt she is
I'm fucked, goddamnit, so fucked. What am I supposed to do at this point...
>>28012435
don't go to that shit, especially if you don't have a partner
prom is literally just glorifying normalfags
it allows them to take pictures that represent their whole highschool life
avoid it if you're an actual robot, or maybe you're just a normalfag wanting to vent.
ALSO
>those kids who unironically went to prom with no partner
at least I wasn't one of those keks
>prom
Jesus christ I really am getting too old to be browsing here.
Anyway, whatever choice you make, it doesn't matter. Prom is a meme and it won't matter when you're my age. For what it's worth I didn't go and have no regret.
>>28012818
I'm in danger of becoming one of those fucking cucks fuck
I'm a semi-normie, I have friends and am somewhat outgoing but holy shit I'm terrible with women
Your thoughts on Sonic The Hedgehog?
>>28012395
Autism's finest
>>28012395
He's cool and he's fast
>>28012462
>dude sonic autism lmao
Fembots, do you have close friends of another race?
not a fembot but no i dont
i also dont have any friends of the same race
>>28012303
>don't touch me you shitskin
>>28013057
what a lame insult, it sounds like something a third grader who just learned how to curse would say
>tfw spent my teenage years studying and missed out on the golden ages of both Runescape and Wow
>tfw I can never experience these games as they were in 2004-2008 because the communities have now completely died out
>>28012271
i remember everyone was very hostile back then. at least they weren't liars thanking me for declining their guild invitation though.
I didn't start playing RS until '07 and never got very far, still level 70. I know that feel though. All that sacrifice was supposed to pay off and catapult you forward socially but instead it just ended with us being stunted manchildren who pine for youth. At least that's how it is for me. I just want to collect and play with toys without a care.
>>28012271
>he fell for the studying meme
>he didnt realise that getting a job is completely based on the people you know
if anything those who spent all their time socialising would be better off then you, even if you get a degree
runescape and wow back then were godlike, completely different games then anything else at the time to exist
even now the older versions of the games would be considered better then 90% of the garbage produced now
Also don't fall for the OSRS server meme, its a bunch of kids and normalfags who never experienced the actual old runescape trying to make up for it.
I did a little social experiment literally ten minutes ago and confirmed something I've been wondering about for a long time. I thought maybe I was reading too much into it, but I suppose not.
I have discovered a new form of normalbane. I know that it works--but not how it works.
Apparently it's some kind of trigger for the neurotypical mind, the idea of a person trying to completely remove gestures of intimacy and human connection from sex. I'm talking about strict eye contact restriction, preventing or forbidding them from moving or smiling or touching or making so much as a fuckin' PEEP, no matter how it feels for them, no matter whether they're asleep or awake.
And this is so awful to normies that merely hearing about it on the internet makes them degenerate into screeching "Autist! Autist! Autist!" like someone opened a can of tourettes in their vicinity.
I found out the hard way that actually doing that type of sex with normals completely messes them up and makes them go bat shit loony. It never seemed that bad, or hard to deal with, I mean these were people who called themselves submissives and I briefed them on everyfuckingthing I was going to do and how I was going to do it. And they STILL went into meltdown-mode from the impersonal, depersonalizing sex. The men held out longer on average, but eventually they went hysterical too.
And now one of them has been crying rape, over things he consented to, because of how bad it was for him. God DAMN I am tired of getting this fake-rape bullshit from neurotypicals.
My hypothesis: Normies don't actually like sex very much. They don't rabidly fuck each other because their libidos are that high, or their physical urges that overwhelming. They use it as a vector for YET MORE social activity. Depriving them of their social happytimes leaves them with only the physical stress and shock of being fucked. It's like taking away their autism ritual and making them do something intense. Is this accurate?
e.very thread deserves a reply
especially ones with this much autistic detail
>>28012264
wait
you fucked a guy?
So that is what I was doing wrong...
>be black and autistic
>thought I was the bottom of the barrel
>go to a university full of beta indians
>realize that I am actually leagues ahead of them in general despite being a beta virgin
Indians and Arabs have had women literally given to them for the last 500 years. They've never had to try and impress or compete for them at all.
>>28012224
>go to a university full of beta indians
>tfw am beta indian
b-blacks cant be robots
whites cant be robots
only other indians can feel my autism induced pain
>>28012224
Muslim indian here. We're discouraged from talking with women, hence the separation of genders, plus dating is haraam (pic related, is my parents face when I talk to them about it.) But I'm actually not upset because I couldn't get a gf even if I tried, religion gives me a good excuse why I don't have one though its really my autism.
Can't wait for my arranged wife desu.
>tfw want to learn japanese
>it would take years and years before i'm decent at it
>I don't want to be alive that far into the future
I wish I had started when I was 15 or something.
In ten year's you'll be saying >I wish I was a motivated, hard worker ten years ago
Just learn from filthy frank videos, bruh.
Don't, nihon's glory days are over, and you would be seen as a dirty white weeb white anyway.
How am I ever meant to rid myself of this robotic curse if the educators are as bad as the normies?
>be at uni yesterday
>high marks so far
>in class lecturer asks me "are you ok" randomly
>say yes I'm fine
>today
>walking alone from one class to another
>lecturer asks to speak with me
>takes me to a room
>2 other lecturers already inside
>"anon please sit down"
>ambush.png
>"we've noticed you seem very uncomfortable in class is everything ok anon?"
>yes
>"you don't talk or participate in class at all and always sit by yourself is something wrong anon?"
>no
>'tell us what's wrong and we can try and help anon"
>tell them I have anxiety
>tell them they can't help
>they ask what meds I take
>tell them
>"that seems like a lot for just anxiety"
>It's bad anxiety
>"ok we just wanted to make sure everything was ok"
Fucking lecturers. I'm furious. Can they just ask me what meds I take? I just want to be left alone with my study I don't need to fucking participate in class or with any normies or chads or stacies. Should I have just told them I was abused from 2-6 and left it at that?
I'm gob smacked this situation even arose, what did they think I was going to shoot up the fucking campus or something?
>>28012181
I hope you realize you're going to be getting a visit from the campus PD soon.
>>28012181
did it help? from your post i'm guessing no.
>>28012181
They have to pretend to care just in case you end up shooting the school or else they get called neglectful.
