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Why don't you get an ugly gf?
>>28020333
She's not even ugly though.
I think you're mistaking us for females who have super high standards for men and like scumbags.
>Realize you're unconsciously not attracted to her
>Struggle to cum or even maintain an erection
>She gets upset because she feels inadequate
>Eventually leaves you
>>28020333
When I reversed the image, it said she was average, not ugly.
Also, how old is she? Looks like someone in their early thirties.
Dorky mom discovers one weird trick to bring all the boys to the yard
>3rd bm/wf thread posted in the last 15 minutes
Hmmm... Remember to put sage in the options field guys :)
>>28020305
is there more? i would like more
who vas behind dees poast
>31 years old
>Passionless
>Each day blurs into the next
Will life ever be good again?
Maybe my life already peaked and I didn't even realise it and now I'm trapped in plateau or descent.
Nah m8 enjoy dying for the next ~55 years
>>28020296
it never gets any better
20s? you wish you could meet someone but you have some hope that maybe you will one day. you just gotta get a good job and some money and girls will come
30s? you still dont have the job you want and the girls are nowhere to be seen. your "friends" have all gotten married. you feel more alone than ever because you are.
40s? your parents die and you are now completely alone. you never got that good job you wanted because you dont have any connections. hardwork doesnt cut it.
50s? your health is failing. 40 years of being alone has destroyed your body. you die in your sleep at 51 and doctors are like "lol natural causes"
enjoy
>>28020319
>>28020373
Makes me just want to end it now but I'm too scared of death.
How can death be such a terrifying prospect when life is unpalatable?
>tfw can't develop a foot fetish
How do I get one of these?
>>28020279
Ask a pygmy cannibal
Just start fapping to feet. After all seeing boobs as sexual objects is social construct.
>>28020334
So fapping will be a chore for a while but in the end I might acquire a fetish out of it? Can someone who has done this confirm if it works?
>have a massive report for in school
>basically counts as an entire exam
>pour myself into it and end up with a good product
>weeks pass
>I'm getting super nervous
>my classmates are starting to get their grades from their supervisors
>I email mine asking for it
>he writes back "The grades are released next week. Patience is a virtue. :)"
>I, and anyone I talk to about it, takes it as a nudge towards me getting a great grade
>results are released today
>I get the lowest passing grade
What a fucking kick to the nuts. I'm so angry right now. I'm gonna complain about it to the examination office and hopefully get it pulled a point or two up.
My supervisor might as well have used a :^) smiley.
>>28020256
did you use your schools writing center at all?
>>28020256
not sure what you want from me m8
that sucks i guess
work harder
professor is a dick
you got cucked
etc.
>>28020256
did you consider that maybe it was shit and you are delusional?
that your standards are lower than theirs?
As I approach my 30s, I'm finding that those angsty young man feelings are fading away.
For one, I finally had sex, and while it was breddy good (about 800% better than wanking) it wasn't as good as I'd expected. I might like to get a gf at some point in the future and do it again, but I can live without it; after all, I did for about a decade of adulthood.
Second, the more you've been around the block, the more shitty relationships you have the fun of observing. There are so many men whose lives are made miserable by women; so many men being held back and having their dreams crushed by being tied down.
tl;dr: The normie life is overrated. Once you have sex and perhaps a gf, you just become a regular slob, not a great man. Honestly, you'd be better staying a free outcast rather than a mediocre joiner, just another face in the crowd.
If I could give the young men here some advice, it would be this: you really should try to be Chad (Chad here meaning a great man with every opportunity and advantage in life; a great mind, a great body). If you can't be above average, I strongly suggest NOT giving in to peer pressure.
The mass of the population is basically a herd of dumb animals. They want you to normie it up and marry some annoying old bag just because they're frightened or disturbed by what is different. They don't give a fuck about what makes you happy.
Put yourself first 150 fucking percent. Ignore your coworkers, your friends if you have them, your family. Honestly fuck what they want. Don't be a slave. Do what YOU FUCKING WANT.
And always remember - being a free outcast is better than being an average slob. Aim for something higher than being normie scum.
it was prostitute?
>>28020222
Nah just a random slut
Afterwords, I felt partly ashamed and retarded that I fell for the sex meme, part relieved that I could say I wasn't a virgin anymore, part angry at normies for making such a big deal about whether someone is a virgin or not
>>28020168
Hello sir. 25/m here
I found that lying gets easier as I get older. It also gets me more results. The only thing I really care about at this point is fucking girls and making money. I'm doing pretty ok at both. But I feel cripplingly lonely when it reaches midnight sometimes.
Alcohol is awesome though. Makes addictive but it makes me feel great about myself.
I do work in a liquor shop lol.
>tfw good looking robot
>can't end it easily because I have that going for me
>good looking
>robot
pick one, then proceed to end yourself
>>28020413
Not op but I've got a 6/10 face and an 8/10 body. Problem is I'm super awkward and boring so permanent KV.
I know what you mean senpai
Trying to break out of NEETdom is hard
>>28020128
got a story famsenpai?
>>28020128
iphone 6 + pic?
>>28020128
>employers require you to have experience for a job
>need a job to get experience
I have been trying to get a date for the last few months. But I have had not dates or replies yet.
>pic related
My eyes are so wide in the image because I have trouble not blinking when taking photos. Anyway, is it me or the picture? Any tips would be helpful.
>>28020116
You look like a 12 year old boy. Geezuz.
I am 20, any tips to look older.
>>28020182
Become older
Who else here has/had a /chaddad/?
>Dad was Chad
>Had his first son when he was 18 (My half-brother)
>Had countless relationships with women
>Seduced my mother when he was 26 and she was 39
>Got heavily into drugs after that
>Overdosed and died when I was 5 years old
>Coincidentally this was just around the time I was getting close to him
Not only that, but
>Granddad was Chad
>He knocked up my grandma when she was 16
>Abandoned her after my dad was born
>No one knows what happened to him
>He was apparently super attractive
>Every girl in my grandma's neighbourhood wanted to fuck him
>He probably did fuck a lot of them
>Rumour is he committed suicide decades later though, so maybe he went off the rails a bit
Even though I look EXACTLY like my dad, I inherited none of his Chad genes. My older half-brother, who looks nothing like my dad, inherited his personality, while I'm stuck being the socially awkward, inept one.
>>28020070
Stay quiet and attract pussy like Gordon Freeman.
>>28020070
Lol how delusional are you? You are painfully average at best which is why women are not throwing themselves at you.
If you had chad looks you would have no issues.
>>28020070
Chads are betas who think they are not betas
W-why are you so mean anon?
All I ever wanted was to be your friend.
you only decided to friendzone me after chad showed up.
>>28020024
You're not a girl, you have a penis
Becauseyou aren't real...we would be the bestest friends ever...
>my wife's baby is crying again
>>28020013
Let it suckle your teat
>>28020013
Its not your baby?
You a cuck?
>>28020061
she was raped at a party while drunk. she chose not to press charges though because she realizes black men are systematically prosecuted by the system already. she even goes over to her rapist's house to help him study for college and change himself, she's such a kind soul.
but I can't handle this fucking crying!
>he isn't a pathological liar by now
>doesn't lie about school history, number of sex partners, money in bank, obstacles overcome, ect. ect.
Why do you cuck yourself this hard?
Society judges you by degenerate and worthless standards it's only right they should be lied to.
i may be a fool but an honest fool
let the insults commence
Because I have honor and self respect.
I know where I am but I'm still valid.
>>28019949
Was that until my mid 20's, anon.
It
does
not
work.
Lie even through your ass and people will love you more than you can imagine.
How do I discipline myself so I can do something that doesn't reward me within two minutes of starting?
>>28019846
That pussy mound is so sexy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5BXuZL1HAg
try some of the techniques this roastie talks about.
>>28019864
fuck off she is mine
Anyone else have this problem where your feet face inwards? The doctor said it would away when I got older but it didn't
>>28019817
>The doctor said it would away when I got older but it didn't+ 0 post omitted.
The doctor said the same thing about my foreskin.
>>28019817
i dont but i sure as hell know that its one of these signs of weaknesses that make you wanna bully the fuck out of "that kid"
>>28019844
im sorry OP i was just kidding please dont be spooked now
