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Imm bored
>>28058528
Me too famalam
I wish I had something to eat desu
>>28058813
Same, I'm bored and hungry. I've got nothing to eat, and my sister brought her boyfriend to the house so I'm just locked on my room
>>28058528
Hi bored, I'm Anonymous.
Did I fuck this up guys? This sounded a lot better in my head.
>>28090818
>you're a worm I'd pluck
10/10 anon
>>28090818
at least follow it up with "i want to pluck the shit out of you"
>>28090818
Holy shit what is fucking wrong with you?
I'm tired of talking to people that do things other than watch anime and play Dwarf Fortress.
Don't post in this thread if you do anything other than watch anime and play Dwarf Fortress.
Dont do any of those, but Im bored
Space Station 13, anyone?
>>28058552
If you're bored you could always try watching anime or playing Dwarf Fortress.
Does ceb still come here?
ITT: poorfag feels
>tfw grew up in a small cramped townhouse with 6 people
>lived in a lower middle class part of an upper middle class school district
>tfw parents were hoarders
>tfw house was a complete mess 24/7
>tfw could never invite friends over to do anything or see the inside of my house as a kid
>friends began to drift away from me
>got a reputation at school for being poor
>>28058524
>>tfw house was a complete mess 24/7
>>tfw could never invite friends over to do anything or see the inside of my house as a kid
know these feels all too well
iktf bud i grew up in a hoarder house too
>dirty laundry everywhere
>never clean the litter box
>cat piss + shit everywhere
>never do the dishes so those little german cockroaches everywhere
>literally crawl on my plate as i'm eating food
>so used to it/depressed i dont even fucking care
>single mom that always worked but never had any money
>washer eventually broke and no money to fix it
>pretty much didn't wash clothes for the entirety of ninth grade unless mom remembered to give me change for the laundromat
>never got new clothes, when things ripped i sewed them back together with string (not even thread)
>microwave has dead cockroach bodies in it
floor is literally rotting from piss soaking into it
my mom was also extremely mentally ill so she would disappear for days and we never consistently have food so i'd go without eating and stuff while she was gone. i don't really like to remember my childhood
>it's a richfag makes fun of you post
>he doesn't punch walls to strengthen his knuckles
>>28058497
Wow, you're so cool OP, also show me the holes in your wall from katana practice
>>28058497
Enjoy your nerve damage/arthritis.
>>28058607
shut up nerd you won't be laughing when you get beat up by a pack of nigs because of your soft knuckles
Are looks the only thing that causes sexual attraction?
>>28058342
All of the sense come into play.
>Sight
Looks
>Hearing
There's shit like phone sex and such thing as sexy voices
>Smell
Pheromones or perfumes
>Taste
Oral sex is very common, of course you're either going to like the taste or get used to it and associate it with sex like pavlov's dog
>Touch
Duh, you want your peepee to feel good and some people can make it feel better than others
Sexual attraction is just like any other form of stimulation.
Innocence is really attractive I think.
>>28058400
first post best post
>mfw there's a girl in one of my classes that has a perfume that gets me hard just by passing by
Any UC alumni here? Current students? Other CAfags who applied this year?
I got accepted to UCLA, UCD, and UCSB. Dunno about Berkeley yet. Which should I go to? I got accepted for geography, and primary interest of mine is GIS.
I went to UCI and am happy. UCI is a good school. Everyone makes fun of Irvine but it's a city where you can walk outside at night and not get shot. My dream is to buy a house in Irvine.
>>28058276
I could only apply up to four for free, otherwise I'd have applied there too. But I also tried to just stick to schools with decent geography departments, and who also offer GIS minors/certs/emphasis.
Either way, so long as it's not "Merced" next to UC, the whole system is good.
>>28058241
>GIS
that's supra cool shit bro
I'm a student at UC Berkeley right now, its nice here I like it. I would definitely choose berkeley again
i know UCSB also has a really solid earth sciences program though i think idk
draw the perfect daddy
took a bit, but I did it.
>>28058235
>select pictures of the perfect daddy
Pic related originalorino
All robots need to read this
>>28058213
>literally forced to sit through classes teaching me not to rape to graduate
>marriage is a fucking meme that ruins your life and impoverishes you
>more bullshit to make the female mind even more entitled
Yeah ladies I'm going to need to see a little effort from your end.
>>28058417
>>>literally forced to sit through classes teaching me not to rape to graduate
where?
>>28058213
>Males have to do all pursuing
>Any sort of perusing by non-alpha is sexist, sexual assault, etc etc.
Almost modern-day doublethink. Shit like this makes me feel like we are heading straight for 1984, just with a 40 year delay.
What's it like to get a blowjob from a girl?
sometimes it's good but sometimes it's bad.
>>28058247
Like life?
a lot of girls don't actually suck on the dick, they just move back and forth with their lips and use their tongue some times.
put your finger in your mouth and move it back and forth and just imagine its your dick, it doesn't really fell that good does it? just kind of warm fleshy and wet. it's boring.
if you get a girl who knows what they're doing and they actually suck on it then it's a different story, but good luck finding one that knows what they're doing
Let's play Cards Against Megukas:
http://doushio.com/cards/
It's like Cards Against Humanity, but with memes and anime!
Just need two more players...
Please, please, please join.
>go in thread
>make post
>no one (you)'s
>reply to myself so I feel relevant
>>28058183
>that pic
Horrifying
>>28058183
facebook com/NEETsfromtheUnderground
hello i make fb page
please leave a like or advice thank you
>>28058183
Can't remember the last time I received (you)'s
Is it safe to live in Africa for white male and have black gf there?
>living in Africa or the Middle East
>[current year]
It's like you want to get dead.
op here. I mean Ethiopia and similar
>>28058185
can u explain why
this chink guards the door to the anime kingdom
dare you challenge him?
>>28058157
japs don't have the upper body strength to wield that battle axe, i think i can take him
>>28058157
I challenge him for the sake of it, not for the "anime kingdom".
Sure, I'll fight the twig armed man with a larp axe.
>my other device wasn't compatible eitherJews
Literally how.
My phone now ($100) and my previous phone ($100) can run this shit with ease.
>>28058432
>telling it's cost
What are it's actual specs? I hate the internet's bullshit about not talking about the specs anymore. Is the whole world retarded?
>>28058575
>alcatel one touch fierce (previous phone)
>lg stylo (current phone)
Im not gonna spoonfeed you specs you fat fuck.
