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>are you the black sheep of your family?
>at what age you realized you are the black sheep of your family?
>why do you think you are the black sheep of your family?
>>28062036
Wait, black sheep are actually real? I thought it was just an expression or some shit.
>>28062409
Yeah dude, where do you think black wool clothes come from?
>>28062435
Artificial coloring? Idk.
Feeling depressed? Do drugs.
Lonely? Do drugs.
Can't sleep? Do drugs.
Wanna have fun? Do drugs
Wanna have a pleasant suicide? Overdose on drugs.
Just want to have a good time? Do fucking drugs.
Is there anything drugs can't fix?
I fucking love drugs and you should too.
> mfw I can't swallow pills, not even 10 mg ones
do what drugs? im poor and i stay in my room. i cant get a hold of anything.
>implying a social retard like me could find drugs
This man is uglier than eggman and yet has millions of subscribers on youtube.
What's your excuse?
It's because he's very chill and has goals and ambitions. He doesn't hide away in his room all day.
>>28061991
Not even fucking close, you blind fuck
>>28062022
Idk, eggman can go up atleast 1 point if he lost weight. This guy is skinny and his face is just fucked
Robots do you think this would be a good law to pass?
The Anti-speech discrimination act:
>employers cannot punish or reward you based on something you said or did outside of the workplace (with exception to illegal acts such as inciting violence)
This makes it so that employers cannot fire you for saying "i hate niggers" or whatnot on the internet OUTSIDE of work.
>inb4 "but the company will look bad if you say something offensive and they don't punish you!"
This is circular thinking. The company only will look "bad" BECAUSE "rude" speech gets you fired in the first place, and not firing you would make the company look bad. IF we make it ILLEGAL to fire people based on what they say, then we will know it isn't representative of the company if someone says something offensive because people would know the company can't control that.
Sounds pretty cool to me. I have nothing else to contribute. Cool, though. Cool...
>>28061902
they don't have to fire you and the people who ride the moral high horse of superiority can find other ways to ostracize you, reduce your work hours, deny you pay raises other people might be getting, and they'll get away with it too because all they have to do is threaten others from their moral high horse
you don't understand normies and their ways, or their fucking retardation when it comes to social media
it's really simple just don't let your employer know about what you do online and if they ever persist, give them an account created solely for public use/i.e. one that is never used
I think that's a bad idea.
A person can exercise freedom of expression outside of work any way they choose within the confines of the law
A company can exercise freedom of expression and their right to disagree with others by firing their employees for the things they express
Sort of like if you have two people talking. Person A says something Person B doesn't like. Person B can't make person A shut up, but they can tell them that they disagree with them and or leave the conversation.
What do you think about people with nonverbal learning disorders? I just realized that's what's been holding me back all my life. Anybody else here with it come hang with me.
What's a nonverbal learning disorder? Like you can't read from books without hearing it out loud, or you're bad at reading non verbal social clues in people?
>>28061915
Extremely bad. I actively struggle to make the few people around me not dislike me.
>>28062034
That sucks. I can honestly say reading non verbal cues is one of my strengths, and it gets you pretty far in life. It helps emensely. I work with a girl who sucks at it and everybody hates her.
Do you think a man can experience any pleasure greater than this?
>>28061759
I dunno, maybe not being a mentally defective tranny?
>>28061759
Should have at least put a towel down
>knock on the door
>dad walks in
I'm 37 and I have an opportunity to import a 21 year old filipina grill I met online
should I do it? Or stay forever alone
Doesn't matter at this point, you're a weirdo in either scenario
ayyyy lmao
orginalkee
they will stay with you until a year is up based on the contract and if you're unfortunate enough to impregnate them, they will get child support from you when they leave you eventually
>be me
>go to church
>mummy asks me to pray to Jesus for little sister that has cancer
>pray to Allah
>MFW
>>28061704
You do realize that a Muslim could ask Isa for intercession right?
>>28061704
Quran mentions Jesus and Moses too.
>>28061704
You fucking heretic
I try to do a minimalist style to hide my lack of skills but it still looks like shit.
>>28061577
Well obviously. You can't stylise without knowing the basics of realistic drawing first. >>>/ic/
>>28061577
Thisdrawing in OP is actually pretty good in my opinion.
>>28061577
Well it has potential for ironic shitposting threads
Is it worth it to get breast implants if you just want normal sized breasts? I don't even want huge knockers, I'd be happy with a B..
>>28061561
unless you are 4'10 even B cups would look like bee stings.
Since you are paying about the same anyway just go for E cups and strip to make your money back
>>28061561
I don't see why not. Might as well go as large as whatever fits your body type though.
>>28061561
No, get dick implant gay.
tfw no nerdy weeab gf that plays video games
>tfw you should just kill yourself allready
>>28061469
>tfw no happy gf with strong values about family, who also enjoys music as much as I do
i dont even care about gender anymore, i just want someone to care about me
Steam Friends thread
No gay shit, just play games with each other 2bh
Invited:Everyone
Not Invited:cebruz
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198158071735
Shameful self bumpu
Im bored, good thing Im invited
Cebruz is the only enjoyable thing about Steam threads.
Why are Steam users always furfags or bronies?
Hello /r9k/
Today, in mere 120 minutes, I shall go and donate blood with my buddies. I hope it is tasty enough and vampires will take it.
There is blood donation action in my city, and I'll probably obtain many extras, like shirt, pencils, stickers, stuff like that.
Oh and also 7 chocolates and 5 candy bars.
Not to mention additional bonus of female nurse touching me.
Life can be good sometimes.
>>28061428
make sure you get some of the tasty juice
i'm at donation #16 now
>tfw LDL cholesterol is 270
>>28061449 (cont.)
oh and make sure your an organ donor and in the stem cell database
Choose wisely r9k.
1. You are transported to the DBZ universe, any era you desire. Earth is in trouble once again and you have 2 years to train (real time or hyperbolic time chamber.) Your limit is slightly above Goku's in the era you chose. You will fight an opponent of equal strength, intelligence, etc. However, if you slack off, you will be defeated badly. Like all DBZ heroes, your deeds will be unknown to the general public. If you die in the DBZ universe, you die in real life. You are transported back to reality if you succeed.
2. Every ten years, you get to spend 7 days with the girl of your dreams. She is a virgin, pure, into your shitty hobbies. Perhaps even sex, but that depends on you. Each time, you are forced to part due to external circumstances. However, each time is memorable and unforgettable.
>>28061408
DBZ. Only a retard would pick option 2.
>>28061408
DBZ. Disregard BitcheZ
Both of them sound like absolute hell
>train for 2 years straight, possibly die
>get cucked for the rest of my life
r9k used to be something special until the beta male school shooters made it popular
>>28061398
>posted from my phone
Fucking reddit
/r9k/ didn't even start as a wizardchan lite.
If anything it's the pathetic losers who ruined the place.
>>28061735
Definitely this. There was always some whining but it's huge now
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