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Rich kid here to talk to you about the "money gets girls" meme

I'm not sure if just because I'm surrounded by middle class-upper class kids or what, but it's all bullshit.
>about me: decent/good looking, very wealthy, however extremely quiet
>follow hot girls on IG
>they follow back
>post pic lavishing huge house and expensive car myself wearing very expensive clothes
>pretty badass pic
>none even like it
>same girls constantly like poor black peoples post

Money has done me nothing, Im just so quiet and awkward irl it fucks me. Personality is honestly everything.
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Those in the middle-class and below refuse to accept the fact that having money doesn't automatically give you a fulfilling life. It may make it slightly easier if you're just a struggling normie, but there's some fundamental character flaw in robots that not even piles of cash can solve
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Hahaha nice psyop FBI. Everyone knows that if you're rich, you WILL be extroverted when talking to others -- you have to be otherwise you will not be rich. Fuck off with your false flags.

If you're rich and maintaining your riches, you simply cannot be a robot. It comes with the territory.
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>>25998629
Yep, I drive nice cars and get money whenever I ask, but most wagecucks are happier than me, because they are socially active. Literally no girls talk to me. I'm a lonely wreck.

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What's the meaning of life?

Please no retards. If you're gonna turn this into a normie/robot thing, go please. I'm sick of every fucking thread on here being that shit.
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I don't know.. and i don't give a fuck.. anyway we're born to die so why give a fuck
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>>25998262
It's what you make of it senpai
I had ideally decided that the meaning of my life is to help others and make the world a better place than how I found it
In reality I spend most of my time sleeping and playing videogames and lurking this board, but when I do things that affect other people it usually affects them for the better
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>>25998608
Alright tyronne.

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I have just walked away from court as a free man, after being acquitted for murder.

This is the best feeling I will ever experience. I don't care if by some miracle I manage to get a 11/10 gf and do lines of coke off her, nothing will ever compare to this ever.

I think the time spent on remand has probably made me a lot stronger as a person, but am I glad to be free.
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>>25998107
Pre-emptive advice OP, delete this thread, as some idiot anon could go

"I was acquitted, but I actually did it, I confess to murder"
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>>25998107
>Boasts about a thing
>Doesnt greentext the story
Tell the goddamn story faggit
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>>25998165

>There is this threeway alley way behind some shops near me (pic related)
>Victim (V) enters the alleyway at 12:09 according to CCTV,
>I enter at 12:10, I leave at 12:12
>other man (B) enters at 12:16
>(B) finds victim dead, calls ambulance and police
>He was eventually found to have died from bleeding on the brain

The grey line is a small step, it is now presumed he tripped on this and smashed his head on the concrete

How do I find robots to date?

I'm a 26 year old girl who's tired of it all. I want to break out of this dating cycle.

I've been checking interpals but they are either disguised or do not exist on there.
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Do you want to date a sperg with no friends? Cause that's what you're getting with a robot.
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>>25997575
This is a bait well done. Take note.
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>>25997575
Wow that image is literally women's propaganda... I... I

How can I find a fat chick willing to get naked for free on Skype?


Omegle is full of guys and so is /soc/. And the girls on there are just attention whores and not real whores.


Just need a chick who will show me her asshole desu
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No suggestions pham?
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awwwww yeeeah asstoass asstoass
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>>25998131
>>25997441
>>25997441
i really havent laughed this hard at an image on 4chan in a long time

like he is so fucking excited to see 2 junkie whores stick a double dildo into teir asses

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Anyone want to watch a movie or TV series with me? We can talk shit on Skype while we watch it.
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What like?

abc
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>>25997364
Yeah what were you thinkin?
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>>25997614
>>25997672
Idk doesn't really matter. Any movies you/shows you've been putting off watching?

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We were all dead before our birth right ? Nothing to feel or think.

That said, can we conclude that life is a curse ?
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>>25997307
that would imply that the dead are somehow born again into life
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If we were really just "nothing" before we were born then that means consciousness just springs up out of nothing. So if when we die we become nothing that means we might actually become something again. Kind of weird to think about.
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>>25997307
life is a temporary nuisance

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You like tsunderes, right?
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No you fuckin weeb
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yes

love em

tsunderes will never love me, i only get the tsuntsun, no dere
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>>25997287
>i only get the tsuntsun, no dere
yeah, I know that feel

>Be average looking femanon with (possible) asperger's syndrome
>Shallowly attracted to guys like pic related

What do I need to do in order to have just a single night with them? That's all I want. They don't even need to contact me again... ;_;
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>>25997223
Walk up to them and ask for sex.
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u have a vagina u already win whore now leave
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>>25997223
>wont go for a robot
>has to be a chad

Drink bleach

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What kind of guys do nerd girls like?

inb4 >Chad with glasses

Seriously. I don't see these girls with Chads.
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literally weeaboos

I always see nerdy girls who have boyfriends who are obsessed with anime and they can talk about their favorite jrpg with and pretend tghey are going to learn japanese and move to nippon with
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go ask them
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Girls, that includes all girls, prefer Chads.

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Women never have sex for free.

Men will pay for a hooker to have sex with him.

Women won't do that.

In WWII there were stories of women who would have sex for just a bar of chocolate.

Women who are dating men are having sex with him for future protection/commitment.

You still gotta pay for the women's drinks if you want one night stands.

They're like monkeys, give them a banana and their panties will drop.
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>>25996763

thanks Donald. you give such sage, worldly advice.
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>>25996781
No advice, just an unsaid rule that I see around here. I just wish people would talk more about this.
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>>25996763

All men think about is sex and food. Without women governing their desires modern civilization would have never formed. Look at the societies where men have absolute rule over women, they're barbaric.

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ITT: post dumb whores getting BTFO
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>>25995849

That was way more of a struggle than it should've been. Especially seeing he had the advantage of surprise.
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>>25995849
>autist shoes
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>>25995849
Weekend always brings the kids.

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Since when did being a NEET become a badge of honor?
Maybe I'm just oldschool, but I was always under the impression that being able to earn money and have choices in life was a good thing?
Do these NEET really believe they have it well off, or are they just so delusional that they can't see that they are pitied by the normies?
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Its only here fampai
Everyone else laughs at NEETs or wants them to rot on the street.
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>>25995846
I get 3200 per month in neetbux
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>>25995885
That's only because society has determined that you don't have the ability to survive in the real world.
More like SHAMEBUX. They aren't paying you because they like you, they are paying you out of pity so they don't have to
scrape your disease ridden corpse of the street someday.

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What games do you play? What's your favourite game series?
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>>25995785
AW SHIT Yakuza THREAD on /r9k/

I did not think this moment would ever happen. This literally makes my day.
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>>25995826
Let's do it. Anyone getting Kiwami?
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>mfw Yakuza 6 demo next week

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Why are women so bad at everything?

They're like small children. They're not good at ANYTHING. They have no hobbies, nothing.
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>>25995490
who tf still plays vidya u cuck
who cares
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>>25995490
Thanks Louis C K
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>>25995490
>putting the stream of the gameplay in a little box instead of the other way around

This is why I fucking despise female streamers

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