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We need to move this discussion off of /pol/. Feel free do discuss it here.
>>26015958
As much as I think it's not appropriate for /pol/, the meme belongs to it, and thus must stay there.
Ayy lmao ur mums a nigger
WE
WUZ
KANGGGGSSSSSS AND PHARAOHS AND SHIEEET
Robots, look deep inside yourself. Do you ever think you'll get a gf or get laid again?
>>26015881
Body-wise maybe
Personality-wise no chance
>>26015881
Gf? hell no
Will I get ever get laid again? probably.
>>26015881
no.
And I couldn't actually care less
The ride never ends so better enjoy it
hey /r9k/, recommend me a new TV show to watch that is funny but also has a depressing, defeatist and/or nihilistic worldview. Preferably something where the main characters are all assholes
I've exhausted Peep Show, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and Rick & Morty. Seinfeld kinda tickles my pickle but I've watched it to death ages ago
All Reddit tier programming is welcome. Tumblr need not apply
>>26015760
FX's Wilfred starring Elijah Wood. Great series. I think it encompasses /r9k/ decently. Guy has mental issues and depression. Has mommy and daddy issues. Can't get with oneitis. You get the idea.
Black Books, protagonist is kind of a robot
bojack horseman is decent
>tfw trying to get over oneitis i have no chance with
Stick to 2D, anon.
>>26015512
Yeah ive learned my lesson t.b.h senpai
>>26015488
You need another candidate to pursue.
Straight femanons, have you ever seriously considered going lesbian, even just for a moment?
>>26015485
Yes, I think about women all the time in fact.
ZYNGA!!!
Yes. I was stuck in a hospital for a while as a teen and fell in love with another girl who was very nice to me. We kissed a few times and I really wanted to have sex with her but I never got the chance. She ended up getting discharged (duh) but never messaged me so I guess she didn't care about me as much as I thought so it's a good thing we never had sex.
>>26015485
Yes, but, lesbian relationships seem to be a joke. Lesbians I've met are the most promiscuous of people, and they never hold relationships long. Its also weird how they misinterpret signals from other women simply on the grounds that another girl smiles at them or is friendly toward them.
Plus, handsome brooding men have me tongue tied.
Can I get a dump of these kinds of pictures? I think they're pretty funny but I have no idea where they come from
and you couldn't think of any search query that could possibly yield results on google?
dumpin all i got
>>26015566
must wait 2 seconds before posting an image reply
Does this make logical sense?
>robot exists to prevent spam and low quality content by muting unoriginal posters
>eventually, every phrase will be said, all content will have been created and submitted, and the robot will have completed its task
Hypothetically speaking, and provided that people and 4chan and posting exists in the exact same state.
It resets every once in a while.
t. Janitor.
>>26015474
Are you the one deleting all the threads?
>>26015437
Are you a retarded faggot
Memes aside, how short are you allowed to be before it affects your attractiveness?
I'm 5'9" but my active height is 5'7".
>>26015313
>my active height
>>26015313
>tfw no giant sized gf
why do I even keep living
>>26015313
wtf is an active height
>NEET
>start a job soon
>tfw horrible panic attacks thinking about it
who is this ejaculate enchantress
Also, you'll find that a new experience turns out to be worthwhile to the exact extent it terrifies you before you do it.
>>26015162
Just think about all the cute fems you'll meet anon.
>>26015229
>>26015185
forgot to mention
>social anxiety
I once made a thread about frozen pizza so now I have decided to make a thread about instant noodles. What's r9k's favourite instant noodle?
UFO is the shit, best instant cup noodle hands down
Do the have these in the US?
They are fucking amazing
>>26015170
>not choosing the black one
scrub
>go back to redd*t has been spamfiltered
testing for reddit familia
go back to re4dit
nice bait
holy shit you're right
>>26014661
go back to redddit you dumbfuck!
JESUS FUCK THIS GUY IS RIGHt?!!?!?!
BETA UPRISING WHEN!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rycZusilCNc
I am not sure if I do
>cam whore for who knows how many years
>got married at the age of 17?-18?
>most likely to an older dude
>had a kid really quickly
>stayed an abusive relationship
>got implants because her husband told her to
I think this bitch is stupid as all fuck. I mean she's 23 and has kids.
what, you expect women to have kids when their ovaries are shriveled?
ridiculous saline bags aside, she is an ideal daughter who would make a man proud.
>>26014526
>> I think this bitch is stupid as all fuck. I mean she's 23 and has kids.
Being 23 and having kids makes you stupid as fuck?
>>26014818
Yes, u mad?
>"welcum mcdonalds white bread, da fuk you want"
>"some cheese sticks, chocolate bar"
This a jacking! Gimme all yur money nigaa
McDouble, no pickles
Large fry
Large Dr Pepper, no ice.
Put it in as a meal so it's twenty cents cheaper.
Thanks.
I donated blood today.
I am a productive and worthwhile member of society and I have nobody to brag to.
Congratulations on keeping the drug dealer who got shot alive
I'm not allowed to give blood but when I die a bunch of scientists get to cut me up to learn about intersex people so... well. I don't know if that will benefit anyone but at least they'll find it interesting?
>>26013742
>giving your life essence to keep normies alive
GET OUT YOU FUCKING ENABLER
Can someone type out word-for-word how to ask a girl out over the facebook?
I just added a qt that studies in my same department, but what to say... Is it advised to make small talk first?
Plz help, never done this before.
>>26013706
ey bby u want sum fuk?
Seriously, if you try to be elegant and debonair, you're just going to sound like a fedora so don't even try.
>how to ask a girl out over the facebook?
You
Fucking
DON'T
>>26013719
I was thinking like...
Start with small talk related to subject, then when conversation runs dry go like
>So anyway, would you like to get some coffee after class this week?
That's pretty normie right and it doesn't sound like friendzone type shit I hope.
