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>her nipples, vagina, and butthole aren't pink
>>26032031
i like a little brown in my nipples, butthole and vagina.
>pink nipples on a brown/asian girl
Pink dick looks like uncooked chicken. That is not attractive for anyone.
I've decided I'm tired of being a fat shlub and want to better myself.
How does one start losing weight when they've never worked out a day in their life and genuinely don't know what to do?
Never going to better myself if I'm always this unattractive.
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and 10 km running, every day, no exceptions.
>>26030998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmHJCVExXG0
>>26030905
It was easy for me, I just accepted I would always be unattractive even if I were fit and the urge to work out disappeared
This is a picture of an Ancient Egyptian statue of a frog god. Now is it just me or do the hieroglyphs look like a shitposter on a computer with cables and wires in the back?
Some more proof for this meme magic.
Also the name of their god of chaos is Kuk and in his male form he is a frog and in his female form, he is a snake.
we must harness this dank meme energy
>yfw
http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm?hc_location=ufi
What do robots listen to?
>>26029516
noises
>>26029516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFJQBjiAOc
>>26029516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzzZkkiJMv8
Go to top tier night club
Meet some drug dealers
Tell you about a secret room out back for VIPS
Lead to back room, told ordinary women get abducted and held captive here
For a price can do whatever you want
All sorts, Asian, teens, milfs etc
See a friends mum tied up, begging to be let go
Have always wanted to bang
>what do?
>pussy out or join the club?
>>26023250
Call the Feds, dipshit.
>>26023250
>they get abducted
top kek
Reintroduce myself to my friends mum
who /wants to be a girl/ here? surely i can't be the only one...
it has crossed my mind
thankfully i'm mentally intact enough to discard it as nothing more than a fantasy
>>26021171
I've decided quite recently that I want to be a girl but I know if I go with the changes it won't be the same.
would've been cool to have been born as one, but i'm not going to bother messing with my body because they definitely don't have that shit down to a science yet
i'll just play the hand i was dealt and live the male life
Why don't women want to be subservient housewives anymore?
As late as the 60s, most women unironically wanted to be housewives. They looked up to their husbands as providers, protectors of the household and head of the family. They really were content to pop out kids and make house and serve their man.
What went wrong?
The average dude can't support a family anymore. And people realized starting a family is a meme
>>26022340
Yeah, having kids is overrated desu. Plus women are whores-it's 2d and Mountain Dew for me.
>>26022273
I want to be one. I just need to find a good man. And remain a virgin.
Say it with me /r9k/
PRESIDENT SANDERS
President Bernie Sanders the Mad Scientist, Doctor of Marijuana.
>>26020847
PASSOVER SHEKELS
>>26020847
You're fired, OP.
Tell me
>Her name
>What you like about her
>What qualities you think she has that make her unique
>The reason why you think she doesn't like you
I can cure any and all cases of oneitis in a single post.
I don't have one tho.
>>26020249
This
I stopped caring about 3d whores long ago
>>26020286
Hide the thread boys, this one isn't for you.
ITT: We post good robot feels that have happened to us lately
On 2.5 week of weight lifting, my squats were at 44lbsx5 at first where's now I'm doing 110lbs x5, i believe i may be able to go a little more. I'm a skinny lanklet who weighs 160lbs.
I'd get laughed right out of /fit/ but it sort of feels good.
>>26027083
>tfw squat 405 x 12
step it up
>>26027129
I go go a bit more than 5 but that's what i do since I'm on 5x5.
>tfw squat 405 x 12
How long have you been lifting? i used up all my weights for dead-lift and squats, my overhead press is on 66lbs which i have a very long way to go.
Even I'm struggling slightly doing 5x5. But it's fun.
fuck you I thought I was doing good with my 10lb dumbbells. might have to go buy some 20 or 40s.
also I have no experience and cant tell if this is a meme plan thats just fucking up my joints.
>publicly post racist photo on the internet
>expected no consequences
>they get a 5 day suspension
>three of them lose their scholarships
>they get doxed
>their lives may be ruined as a result of this incident
Why are people so fucking stupid, especially roasties?
Explain to me how "NI**ER" is racist
They didn't have to be accountable for any of their actions growing up.
>sister has a lock in at her high school's auditorium for graduation
>basically students get to sleep in the big gym with their graduating class and teachers for a night in celebration of having graduated
>sneaks out with her boyfriend who's in his mid to late 20s
>get into a motorcycle accident
>in hospital dad expresses disappointment mom says shes glad my sister is just alright
>uses settlement money from the accident to buy an iphone and some clothes for college, dad buys her a car, mom sends her money on a monthly basis
They were never aware there were consequences to their actions.
>>26025609
Explain to me how you aren't a "st*pid c*nt"
post your favorite shirts, pants, jackets, shoes, etc, or a whole outfit put together. Rate each other's autism.
>pic related, best pair of boots I've ever owned
>>26025474
don't like boots
>>26025562
i want to get these, i love how floppy they are, but i just would feel weird wearing what is essentially meme shoes, even tho i do like them a lot
what are shoes?
I think if i sleep past noonish my mood is horrible for the rest of the day.
Hows everyone holding up today?
I don't want to work tomorrow.
>>26025211
I can hardly get up if I stay up past 2. Thankfully those nights don't happen too often.
>>26025681
me neither
>>26025681
Same desu, gunna be on campus for 12 hours tomorrow. Cant handle that
>>26025723
My sleep cycle is kind of fucked up right now so thats my normal bedtime
ITT: We discuss the creation of the board /wiz/ with the following rules
1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
2) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are not virgins
-Exceptions being Robots who use hookers for sex.
3) No gay threads
-keep it to /lgbt/
4) Nothing designated as normie-posting
-Defined as referencing having an active social life and talking about it/insulting robots for being robots and praising normalfaggotry
-Exceptions being self improvement threads, but designating yourself as a non-virgin is still to be an offense.
5) In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
Previous /qa/ thread (past bump limit):
>>>/qa/421781
current /qa/ thread:
>>>/qa/423379
Previous /r9k/ thread:
>>26017343
why not just go to wizardchan? it's everything in your OP rules, plus it's not got the userbase of normalslimes in disguise this dump has
>>26023674
>like films? You don't need /tv/, just go to letterbox
>like fitness? You don't need /fit/, just go to bodybuilding.com
>>26023638
>4) Nothing designated as normie-posting
Including: defending women and women's rights with calling men who drop truthbombs about females "manchild", "loser", "virgin", etc.
I disagree with the no-virgin rules, tho.
If you had one GF or so it's still okay.
Instead:
No twentie-something college boys allowed.
>tfw in college and literally zero friends
Worst feel. Every other person here has friends.
just bhee yourself
>>26024919
funny how whine-posting while attaching images of sad anime girls makes me more sympathetic
>>26024919
start talking to people
be happy when you do it
