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What's one thing in the past week that made you feel happy?
>>25999242
Nothing. Thanks for this thread. I'm feeling now.
I paid off my car
>>25999242
Dragon's Dogma on PC. I put like 50 hours in this week.
Robot shoots a kid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3T1nfi0H8&feature=youtu.be
He shot him with a teaser or something?
>>25998582
airsoft gun
>>25998394
pretty funny anon, you got anymore vids like this
>tell uncle I get $2,000 in NEETbux every month
>he gets visibly angered and tells me I don't deserve that much money for sitting on my ass all day
Why are wagecucks so angered by this? Why would anyone work a min wage job and get paid less than my NEETbux??
are you assuming that every wagecuck makes minimum wage? I actually agree with you, if you make minimum wage then you are better off on niggerfare.
>mfw stop wagecucking at the end of this month
can't wait to fuck my sleep pattern up all over again
How the fuck are you getting 2k? What did you do at court, spin around in Sonic pajamas?
Anyone else unironically enjoy being alone?
>get to do whatever you want
>no need to buy useless shit that you don't need
>only need to feed/entertain yourself
>can go wherever you want without saying anything to anyone
>if someone tries to reach you, just simply not answer the phone
>not forced to go to shopping
>only pay for your meals
>can watch whatever film or tv show you please
It's honestly the best fucking thing. Why would I need someone who's constantly nagging and forcing me to do things that I don't wanna do?
If I get horny, I just jerk off or get an escort if I have the cash.
There's literally nothing wrong with being alone.
video games get boring son
>>25994370
I've stopped playing video games regularly like 3 years ago. I'm 24
>>25994336
This
I actually have quite a few friends but they're more extroverted than I am and they always want to do stuff. I've actually enjoyed becoming a hermit recently. Plus I need to focus on school at the moment as well so there's that.
I've been in contact wth a few fembots.
Athough I'm not a robot I am your friend.
I can confirm all fembots are sluts, They just want that dick. Purge them, most of them are not even virgins. Not even the 2/10's It's very disturbing.
I cannot withhold information or pics as it would jeopardize my current conversations.
Stay away bots, Stay away.
>Robot manages to talk to girls
>Girls show him any emotion other than disdain, rejection, or disgust
>Girls actually say a nice thing
>FUCKING SLUTS THEY'RE ALL JUST TRYING TO GET MY CAWK
>>25994139
some of them like being pissed on, too
>>25994163
I said I wasn't a robot, I got along with them and they were easy, very easy.
Mostly the first night.
>>25994185
I know one that wants to get stabbed, legit.
Wallpapers that make you feel things.
I'll start.
>>25982746
it's so, little does he expect the qt matrix gf to plug herself into his mainframe, any second now.\]='
>>25982746
Sorry; /r9k/ wants me to add actual depth to my posts. Takes a while to think thoughts and say things. Tonight's kind of a numb night.
Anyway, continuing.
>>25982890
Not sure how many I have left. This might be my last one. Honestly thought I had more than this.
What's the best, or one of the best, compliments you've ever received?
Something that made you feel really good and that you remembered.
>>25965212
>You have a very pretty smile anon! You should smile more.
If anyone has gotten a compliment that made them feel really good that wasn't from a relative he is a normie and needs to leave immediately.
yesterday we were walking out of Public Speaking class and a girl said she really likes how I present myself. Wanted to know my name, too.
I like these compliments more than ones about clothes or attractiveness (although I don't receive many of those anyway) because they imply my talents, not just things about me that are nice to look at.
I've been hitting way above my weight class lately, figuratively speaking.
Started fucking a girl who is way out of my league about 3 weeks ago. She initiated the whole thing/ it was her idea from the get go. I have no idea why she's interested in me other than " you geeks are so cute". I'm a computer programmer and yes, I look just like what you'd expect a computer programmer to look like.
Her name is Lennette. She's from the Ukraine and moved to New York a year and a half ago to try to become a professional fashion model, but nobody has told her that 20 years old is too old to make it as a fashion model. (I'm not telling her).
Anyway, she told me last night that she has starting to have feelings for me. She said, "I think I'm falling in love with you, we can talk about anything." I suspect that she isn't being sincere and might need a husband to stay in the United States and is most likely playing me for a sucker, but fuck it. I'm a fucking lottery winner as long as she's playing with my penis and I couldn't care less why she's doing it.
She asked me if I felt the same and I said yes. I might be in a position to get a dime for a girlfriend, but there is a big fly in this soup. I know her ex boyfriend and although we're not friends, we have mutual friends and they all say that she got caught fucking two guys at the same time in the bathroom at her exboyriend's brothers' birthday party and that she is basically a nympho who wants to fuck all the god damned time and likes to be used. She actually gets off on being objectified sexually. I know that part is this is true, because the first night we had sex she gave me three blowjobs and fucked my 5 times. It was the best sex I've ever had in my life by several orders of magnitude.
Should I continue to see this girl? I'm at a point now where if I see her one more time I'll never be able to say no to her and will be totally whipped.
Get some good pictures with her sucking your dick and stuff. Use the confidence and move onward. You hit the jackpot famn, congrats.
>>25998619
>I'm at a point now where if I see her one more time I'll never be able to say no to her and will be totally whipped.
that's defeatist thinking bro
you can keep going while still being your own man
20 years old is not too old to be a model. Victorias secret models are usually older than that
Post ITT if you have no friends!
And post why you have no friends!
I have no friends because I'm incredibly scared of rejection and failure!
>>25998425
i don't like talking to people in person.
any friends i get i scare off by being an ultra autist
I have no friends because I hate every one.
I just wanna "thank" the cannabis for making me feel happy after a long time of being depressed and lonely... I was prepared to end my life years ago and i would if it wasn't for weed.
You really should have just killed yourself
Say whatever you want against it but it made me become more social and feel more positive about life... i get high every now and then... (weekends, vacations..) Depends of my mood and if i have stuff to do...
>>25998254
vote bernie.
one president at a time lets make this shit legal.
>tfw l i t e r a l l y all women have to do to be attractive is not be fat
>they still think this is too hard
>>25996888
that image forgot to add that if you have been born ugly none of that matters
same applies to men, body wise
>>25996888
>implying the girl in that pic is hot
I would reject her
Who /can't grow beard/ here?
Is there anything worse for men?i seriously doubt
what have ye done to fix it? did it work?
Clearly the beard is the only thing that changed his appearance
>>25996862
Beards cover up the jaw line and double chin. It's essentially "cheating" if you're a man. I guess that's why only real men can grow one.
>>25996862
Glued my pubes on my face to enhance my neckbeard. Great success.
Any robots here voting for Trump?
>>25995530
Nope. I'll be dead, but I still wouldn't vote for him if he was alive.
>>25995530
voting doesn't matter in CA, so no
Bernie all the way, fampai.
>pretty girl stuck in her new honda
> shes outside trying to use a snow brush to clear a path in the 2.5 feet of snow on my unplowed street
Oh well, you know what they say - "No puss, no push!"
>>25995368
>things that never happened
Admit it anon you went out there and shoveled snow to get her unstuck. Pushed her car too.
All while she shat in the driver seat with the door closed texting her chad bf about "some wierdo helping me."
>implying im going to help someone with a car 15+ years newer than me
>implying im going to help a cunt for the offchance she might shake my hand then suck off her chad boyfriend when she gets home
no thanks
but there are 2 idiots out there shoveling for her now
>>25995450
All this projection
Not that hard to believe someone would laugh and not help a woman that isn't going to do shit for them
How do you these harsh realistic facts?
>>25993497
>How do you these harsh realistic facts?
I just do.
It's funny because it's true.
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>>25993497
Confidence is a - in women, tho.
It's better when women don't have confidence.
