You married her didn't you?
>>25980622
yeah, she has a nice voice and is young/cute
My arse I did
>not going for glorious Breton pussy
>>25980622
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GAME AT THE TIME LOOKED LIKE A HORKER WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO
Mixed race thread:
Mexican(hispanic) and white here.
>>25980155
So white?
mixed race girl:
>fun
>friends
>sex
mixed race boy:
>pain
>loneliness
>rejection
>>25980199
I'm a bit tanned(?) not like extremely white
So what do you guys do with your piss jugs?
>>25980151
Save them to make salt crystals
>>25980189
Are you making gunpowder?
>>25980151
Ferment them to make alcoholic substance
>2016
>being a racist
>>25979827
>2016
>not being racist
>>25979827
>being a cuck 2016
>>25979827
>wanting brown people in your vicinity
fuck's wrong with you?
What's wrong with my toe /r9k/?
Infected and ingrown?
they aren't covered in my cum
>>25979678
You need to shave it
Anybody else here have absolutely unrealistic parents that really don't understand how relationships work nowadays?
>both of them never had a boyfriend/girlfriend in their life
>both were handholdless kissless virgins at the age of 21
>lost their virginity to each other when they were 21
>married the same year
>prego with me the same year
>tfw I am 19yo virgin who never had a gfComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25979597
My parents are very similar buy say since I'm 19 and look good that as long as I can muster up some confidence then getting a qt virgin girl is very doable.
>>25979664
>look good
I wish anon, I fucking wish...
Dont b a shit head and b cool
Is it normal to hate babies?
>>25979406
Probably. I think they're annoying little shits
What a shitty thread. You should be ashamed of yourself OP.
>>25979406
Yeah unless they're your own. Then you're a piece of shit.
Itt: that one porn that you fapped to once and could never find again
For me, it was one of those reality videos where they approach girls and get them to do videos. The girl in question was a supposed college girl, with curly brown hair in a ponytail and freckles. She had a very distinct back tattoo, was wearing a lime green bra, and had banana boobs with puffy nipples. Had it downloaded to my old laptop, but I had to do a porn purge, and have switched computers since then. Other anons post your descriptions and help each other out.
>>25979354
Go ask >>>/r/ that entire board is basically porn
>>25979423
/r/ is dead and I don't have any related images anyways. Thanks for the bump tho
>>25979354
Thanks OP for making this thread. And yeah, /r/ is fucking dead.
If anyone knows where I can find Love's Desire's Creampie My Mouth Please (FOR FREE-- I'm not paying some roastie) I'd be grateful.
>pic very related
Time to open up shop again. If someone sees the Original Barkeep (the dying one) tell him to get in here. Some of us were looking for him last night.
Anyway, you know the drill: Relax, have a drink , and get rid of whatever's on your mind.
ID's will need to be shown for alcohol, and if you don't have any, I'll be happy to serve you some ice water.
Red wine thank you. Really nothing is troubling me tonight, I just hope everyone else is doing OK too.
bump
(this is OC do not steal)
>>25978996
Sure thing, it's nice of you to drop by.
Is Death the end?
And if so,Is the end the beginning of eternity?
DOES DEATH COME ALONE
OR WITH EAGER REINFORCEMENTS
DOES DEATH COME ALONE
OR WITH EAGER REINFORCEMENTS?
DEATH IS CENTRIFUGAL
SOLAR AND LOGICAL
DECADENT AND SYMMETRICAL
ANGELS ARE MATHEMATICAL
ANGELS ARE BESTIAL
MAN IS THE ANIMAL
MAN IS THE ANIMAL
HOOLY HOOOLY HOOOLYYYY HOOLY OH HOOLY HOLY HOLYY HOOLY HOLY
>die
>see machines everywhere you didn't see before, but others it looks mostly the same
>find out you're in some kind of laboratory, your house is just a fake set
>see your bud on the computer next to you, he has the face of a cat and the body of a human
>he's responsible for all of the coincidences/manual overrides in your life, otherwise it was all just the intermixing of random patterns
>he's...
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>>25978226
>Is Death the end?
I certainly hope so. I can't take much more of this.
continued
>that kid who would always wear one of these to school and challenge random kids to duels
That kid who peaked at 12 years old and became a burn out manlet drug addict at 13
>that kid who ran like Naruto
>that kid who flinched when someone threw something near him
>a beautiful insanely attractive girl gives you a chance
Would would you do?
Put it in, what else?
Ignore her. She's just fucking with me for the lulz.
Also "give me a chance"? A chance to what? Be some beta cuck for her approval? Thanks, but I'd rather just jack off now.
It's weird how much you don't give a shit about what women think when you aren't attracted to them. This doesn't go the same way for men either.
>got the closest shave i can
>apply as much make up as i can to hide the shadow
>pluck my eyesbrows
>wear the best looking wig i can find
>apply the nicest looking dress i can find
>make reservations to a restaurant
>can't even make it to drinks without people staring and driving me out
Just one night is all I want
I hate genetics too.
>>25976090
so not passible at all?
>>25976090
>he didn't have facial surgery
Repeat after me
HON
HON
HON
HON
If marijuana is so bad, why doesn't the police just spy on everyone that goes to a tobacco shop to buy a bong?
Those aren't bongs you dingdong, those are shishas
>>25970068
Because then people would wait before buying marijuana until they're sure the police are gone or they'd buy it before they got the bong.
op is a retard
however, he is right. it should be extremely easy to round up and gulag potsmokers. The weak policies of liberal democracy have simply disallowed something relatively simple in other circumstance
ITT: we pretend we're white knight beta orbiters from Reddit and that today is our first day on 4chan
Why am I a cuck for getting a gf who slept with 70 men before me? It was all in the past and doesn't matter!
>>25982781
If dubs we summon underage attention whore gril. I know you're out there.
>>25982781
I dunno, I think life might still have meaning if you work at it long enough.