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Look deep inside yourself. Do you think you will eventually get a gf?
no, but I have a good feeling I'll man up and off myself within the next 5 years
>>25995167
Word, very similar to my situation.
I'm awfully confused about that. I think I'll never get a gf, but then I keep getting compliments online.
If I find out some tolerable way to socialize around grills, I may have a chance. A tiny one. Too bad I fucking hate socialization and people, niche interests, etc etc.
Maybe I'll practise singing for a year, go to some shit karaoke place and have a girl throw her pussy at me. Nah who am I kidding.
>smoked heroin for the first time ever
>literally the best moment of my life in 12 years
Shoot that shit nigger. A lot more efficient so less dope goes a longer way. Heroin dealers are a good fit for autists, because they don't want to talk to you at all. You just hand them money and leave.
>>25992731
wanna know the best moment 12years ago
request.
>>25992731
>the worst of your life is still ahead, better OD quick before you begin to really suffer.
Write a letter to someone who will never read it
Mariyah,
Yeah it was me. I know you threw around Bailey and smashed his head into the lockers too. Im the one who sent you those messages, not him. I wanted to tell you but you were just too..too damn angry. You always got like that. You shouldn't have hit him that hard. Maybe if you didn't things would be different. I should've never sent you those texts and I'm sorry.
-josh
Dear God,
do you exist?
Thanks,
anon
>>26002753
Mom
You're one of the biggest reasons that I second guess every little thing that I do. I cannot wait until I am 3000 miles further away from you. I'm scared to see how angry you'll be when I tell you that I'm moving across the country, but at the same time I couldn't care less. There's so much that I blame you for, and so much you won't care to take responsibility for. In short, you're a toxic person and need professional help, not that you'll accept that.
Dad
I wish you were still alive. I really wanted to hear the truth about my family from you. I guess I'll never know how you really are. I found the letters mom hid from me after you died, and I swore I wouldn't cry reading them. As soon as I read the first word, I heard it in your voice, and broke down almost instantly. I soaked in every single sentence and it turned me upside down for a bit. Mom always told me how you didn't love me and that's why you left, but your letters heavily said the opposite.
I miss you, dad.
Is there a name for these types of images other than just Black Twitter? How do people make them? Or does anyone know the name of the font they use?
>>26001372
nigga memes
or just emems if your blacky
>>26001372
>Is there a name for these types of images other than just Black Twitter?
Cancer
it pisses me off since they are clearly stealing 4chan greentext style of humor and just taking the phrase "that feel" off the start of "when"
nigs stealing white mans work yet again
Anyone here from California? Specifically South Cal?
>live in Sweden
>see videos/images of California
>top tier food
>top tier people
>hot wimmin
>top tier weather
>top tier nature
>top tier events
makes me seriously depressed. is California not as good as I think it is?
Cali is a meme. Fuck that place. Indians and Asians everywhere. Used to live just outside SF(408)
Does have good ass food though
Just look at this shit. Looks like such a healthy place to live in.
>>26000781
>top tier people
They are the biggest fucking normies and assholes I have ever met. The only people I have met from SoCal like to brag about wealth that I doubt they actually have while wagecucking 15 hours a day then get drunk off their asses every weekend. It is disgusting.
>top tier weather
You ever hear of drought and wildfires?
>top tier events
Not including the possibility of extremely damaging earthquakes.
What happens after you die? Do you believe in an afterlife? Does death scare you at all? Discuss.
>>26000655
Its like sleeping, but not dreaming forever.
There's nothing in the afterlife besides void or phantom zone.
>>26000789
The fuck are they?
Would you sniff Latina feet?
wh0 wouldn't 2bh
>>25998452
a huge faggot I guess
No, only white feet pls.
Draw thread
Post requests, I draw them in pen and post them. It's THAT easy!
pic unrelated
>>25998285
Draw dat Shaq please.
Please do this, simple enough? monitoring thread
>>25998312
this is based on a google image search of shaq smiling
I dont know if I can take it anymore robots;
please reccomend me a nice/easy way to kill myself that wont be too graphic for my sister to find.
>>25997622
>wont be too graphic
Carbon Monoxide?
>>25997622
Breathing in Inert gas is the only painless way to die. Sadly most of the shit is government regulated...
>>25998024
>>25998066
any clue on how to get hold of some?
on november 25th, 1988, 17 year old junko furuta was attacked and kidnapped by four teenage boys when walking home from school.
she was held prisoner for 44 days.
>raped over 400 times
>intentionally starved
>fed cockroaches and piss
>forced to strip and masturbate
>burned with cigarettes
>raped with foreign objects including wrenches, screwdrivers, a still lit lightbulb
>got the shit beaten out of her
>curbstomped her face into concrete
>tied her up and beat her until she was bleeding out of her mouth
>dummbells dropped on her chest
>lit on fire
>anally raped with a bottle
>beaten and stabbed with bamboo sticks
>lit fireworks placed in anus and vagina
>fingernails cracked with a hammer
>beaten with golf clubs and steel pipes
>chained up and slept on a balcony naked in the middle of winter
>hot wax melted on face
>stabbed with sewing needles
>nipples mutilated with pliers
>stabbed and pierced ear drums
>beat her with a barbell until all four of her limbs were broken and then set on fire and bled to death
>body hid in a drum filled with concrete and tossed into a junkyard
how does this make you feel?
You forgot
>killers were largely unpunished because lolJapan
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>>25997023
Feels good, not gonna lie
another stacy getting BTFO
Anyone else have a mental illness? What medications are you taking? Any adventures it's taken you on?
I have schizophrenia. My most recurring "delusion" (I'm really hesitant to even admit it's one because it feels so real to me and I have so much evidence) is that I have supernatural abilities and a special relationship with God. Yesterday morning, at like 5 am, I walked out into the blizzard because I felt like God wanted to show me something. The winds were so strong they almost blew me away. When I walked a sufficient distance, I felt this intense religious ecstasy overcome my entire body. I saw these beautiful patterns in the way the winds carried the snow, I was overwhelmed by the pure whiteness surrounding me, and these wonderful memories of being a child playing in the winter were running through my mind. I couldn't even feel the cold even though I was covered in frost, because my heart felt so warm.
I came back right as my roommate called the cops on me. I'm lucky I returned early enough, because they could've 302'd me, which means I'd be stuck in a psych ward for 20 days.
How does God feel about anime?
>>25996637
>I came back right as my roommate called the cops on me
wat
That sounds really cosy senpai
>be me in HS
>there's some little quiet kid with emotional issues who keeps to himself
>somehow find out he has a YouTube channel (can't remember how I found out)
>it's just videos of him doing Minecraft let's play and shit like that
>that alone isn't even that weird but anyway
>in his MC videos he speaks in this low baritone voice and speaks really slowly for some reason
>at the start of the MC videos he always says ''Hello Youtube'' in that awkward voice
>once I find it I show my friend in class, and then we both decide to show near enough fucking everyone
>the little kid is absolutely BTFO, people going up to him groaning ''Hello Youtube'' in a mock of his voice
>even I do it
>mfw he never found out I showed everyone
>mfw he literally did nothing wrong
>>25996198
Fucking normies are cruel
here's your (You)
and this (You) is original
>>25996253
I'm not even a normie. I had a small amount of friends, no grills. I was just a little shit who wanted that momentary attention when telling people
I'm a KHV to this day, maybe I deserve it
This is literally one of the only overtly mean things I've done to someone and I still regret it.
I genuinely hope the kid is doing well today. Unfortunately I hear he's pretty much a shut in who failed all his exams despite being smart and he only drinks coke and doesn't brush his teeth so he just eats tic tacs thinking that's an even trade
>Just finished my final goodbyes to my brothers
This is really happening. I'm so scared.
>>26001295
Is your brother dying?
>>26001321
No, but I'm about to be.
>>26001295
Unfortunately I was the one who created it. It turned into a monster. It started a divisive war within /b/ and the war is still raging on.
It started when someone posted a thread, back in late December (on and around New Years' day), about wanting to replace the work 'kek' with 'heh'.
And then all hell broke lose.
People from all stripes - newfags, oldfags, beanerfags, cunts, feminists, niggers, shitskins, dykes, white people, feminists, neckbeards, virgins, psychopaths - they all wanted their input. Madness doesn't even begin to describe the chaos that ensued.
They all wanted to be apart of something great. Something new. Something revolutionary. Everyone wanted their own version of the 'new kek' to become the top-dog expressing laughter or content with another's post.
Then suddenly, with my fingers trembling - being a top-tier juggernaut edgemaster such as myself - I typed something edgy. Nobody knew what was about to happen. Nobody knew the power of what I was about to post: "Zozzle".
It was like an epiphany.
Then I said it again.
Zozzle.
And again.
Zozzle.
Then once more.
Zozzle.
Then, like a FIRESTORM, people from all stripes - left right center - started repeating it.
Zozzle, Zozzle, zozz, Top-Zozz, apex zozz, zozz lad, zuzzle, zawzle, zeuzle
Then memes. Memes from every origin you can think of.
My adrenaline was pumping. My brain was flooded with endorphines that made my eyes roll back in ecstasy. For the first time in months, I had a stiff erection that hasn't shown itself in months.
It was madness. And ever since, people have been re-posting edgy threads to replace kek with zozzle.
That, my friend, is the origin of zozzle. And I, unfortunately was the one who created such a monster...
Tldr: who's cares faggot
Has anyone here ever been homeless?
What was it like? How'd you end up in that situarion? How'd you manage your way out of it?
>>26000134
Monitoring this thread because I will be homeless in the future.
>>26000192
Why's that, anon? Parents kicking you out?
it was better than working a shit ass job
Rate me bro please
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>>25999999
>>25999999
>>25999999
>>25999999
I'm mirin my brother
Delete this
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>>25999999
Holy mf 9's/10
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