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>he didn't blur his house already on street view
>>25921885
>tfw found myself on Google Street View
feels good man
>>25921885
>mfw they haven't even been in my town
>>25922184
tfw I found myself as an edgy teenager falling off a skateboard on Street View
>mfw he has low test
>mfw i have high test
>>25921787
>mfw she is obese and embraces it
>>25921787
Can you stop posting this fat ugly disgusting troll every hour?
Why do some of you guys hate fembots?
>>25921734
robots think sex is the cure to loneliness.
>>25921734
Identifying yourself as a fembot removes your anonymity. Most robots probably see it as a ploy for attention. It derails conversation cause most /r9k/ users of big stinky niggers.
I have 0 reason to believe there are females posting here and little chance that there are fembots here i would probably need to drink bleach with raisins to wash out the ugly out of my mind by putting myself into coma
I don't want to be here past the 29th of February
So many reasons that it would take too long to write
How does one with no job take out a smallish loan so I can go on a final hurrah
>too empathetic to attempt a high score
>>25921711
>Empathetic
>So I'll only kill a FEW people
Logic so flawless that nobody could argue against it
Unless you mean JUST suicide, in which case, buy a rope and save yourself the trouble, faggot.
>>25922446
I meant more empathy so I wouldn't do it at all haha.
More so how do I or where do I go to take out a loan without a job.
>>25921711
If you plan to do it then don't talk about it. You retard.
she dumped me.
Told her mine penis is 5.5 to 8.5 cm flaccid and 13-14 cm erect and thin. Didn't show it to her. She dumped me today.
At least I held hands and kissed and hugged.
>>25921710
The fact that you would even say something like that shows insecurity imo. Why not just have sex? Why did you feel the need to tell her your measurments?
>>25921710
You're a flaming retard.
>>25921946
To not waste time because time = money
I thought honesty would be good desu
LET ME HEAR YOUR BEST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25921659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lk7S334mDv
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FORGOT MINE DAMN LIQUID BREAD.
>>25921659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TOgc0NLksW
>>25921703
Damn, this ones gonna be hard to top.
I'd try if mommy wasn't sleeping, she'd take away all my GBP and I'd get no tendies for a month
The NEET lifestyle analysis
PROs:
- Sleep, eat, shit
CONs:
- Every day becomes a blur
- Things start to become less and less special to you because of how easy it is to get to it with your free schedule
- No sense of achievement on a grand scale
- People start looking down on you
- If you don't have a money tree of some sort (parents, etc) your options become extremely limited
- Your confidence and self esteem start to dwindle
- It's not an easy thing to get out of
>>25921571
>Every day becomes a blur
Wagekekery in a single statement
It is what you make of it. Pic extremely related.
You know how you think this is bait? There actually exist neets who live like that. A minority, but they exist.
>>25921903
This scenario has never happened
Who is the most autistic person you know?
I know a guy named Brad who is OBSESSED with metalcore and scene bands.
>He's 25(ish)
>He's at every show
>has to take a picture with every band
>Always tries and interviews them
>Brings his spergpack everywhere
>He post all the time in a group on facebook for Hardcore and doesn't realize that his scene bands aren't hardcore
>people mock him all the time and the worst part is he doesn't know
>I feel really bad for him but I can't help but laugh
Doing what you want and living life the way you want and not the way others expect is alpha as fuck. OP is a jealous faggot.
I'll dump some of his photos
I am the most autistic person I know
Let's say we could be able to turn off a brain and then turn it on. If that was possible, what would happen to your consciousness? Would you lose all your memories and be "reborn" as a blank you? How does it work?
I'm not sure why you would lose all of your memories
I don't know if it would still be "you" but whoever that brain is would remember everything you remember unless your brain had the chance to decompose, I bet
>>25921476
Assuming that it doesn't change anything in the brain structure, you won't even notice that your brain was turned off and get back to consciousness as it is back on, basically like a time leap. If that's not the case then ur dead, sorry senpai
You have biological parts designed for storing memory, they stay there as long as the material isn't fucked with and it gets fucked with the longer it's not getting nourishment. If it's an instant off-on then nothing will happen.
I WILL FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING
even your own mother? :/
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS a
>tfw john lennon is dead
Who else /takes themselves too seriously/ here
>>25920916
Sometimes i snap out of my ego trips, and realize what a complete egomaniac i am. Probably some bipolar shit
>>25921756
Me too but I'm like that everyday to the point where I actually don't know who I am as a person
>>25920916
Great thread lads.
I am a egotistical and only damper my ego when i catch it taking over a conversation or as the sole driving force behind my action. Which, by how infrequently I catch it, mean's I'm prolly shitty to hangout with. Help anons.
Pic unrelated
I'm in Louisiana and getting my first apartment
Can I get advice on how to make sure ooga boogas don't break into my home when I'm sleeping or at school
Kill yourself and hang your body in front of the door.
That'll scare ooga boogas off
>>25920937
>>25920937
>>25920937
>Kill yourself and hang your body
you can only do one or the other
>>25920912
Move somewhere where no niggers live.
Alternatively, dig a moat (niggers can't swim), or get a pet dog and a pet cat. All niggers are afraid of one of these animals. Make sure the cat is black (niggers are superstitious), and make sure the dog is big. Good luck. Get a gun. Welcome to Louisiana, get out while you still haven't been raped by a nigger.
>be me
>my dad is completely out of his mind on prescription drugs
>he's downstairs in the living room
>go down to check on him
>he's fucking half asleep with his dick out
>he has a half chub erection and he's watching the Matrix
FUCKING WHY?
>>25920836
put him to sleep
or maybe watch matrix with him
>>25920836
Suck dicccc famalam
>2bqh though my dad growing up lived in the living room and i saw his tiny wiener a few times also he watched very degenerate gay porn
>so I know your feels famila
At least I live with my mom now.
>tfw no wacky dad to do prescription drugs with
we should do a switcheroo OP
>>25921111
nice quads
>interracial dating
When does the racial thing wear out?
I mean when you stop seeing your partner as Asian Black or Hispanic and just another person, after you dated them for it...
It should just come naturally as you're getting to know the person familia
I'm white brown light hair guy with blue eyes and love to make my mom angry by fucking asian women.
She thinks white men are desperate and can't get laid by white women , so basically her own son is desperate fool by her own logic.
Ayy lmao
can someone rec me some good bfwm porn
Anyone else just want to be left alone?
I just want to be left with my NEET BUX for the rest of my life and in exchange society can write me off and forget about me.
I long to be alone ALL the time, to just give up and fade from everyone's memories, but every time i gey near, they won't let me.
The NEET BUX people keep sending me to therapists who tell me to try going out more, and start exercising and how I'm wasting my life, my friends always want to interact with me, my family keeps on calling in on me and so on and so forth.
I just want to be alone, I've been trying for 4 years now to find a way I can just shut myself inside with a source of income and just stay there.
I don't like interacting with people, I don't like being forced to talk to doctor after doctor after doctor.
Why can't I just be left alone? Why is there always ANOTHER thing to do?I know I'm being a complaining Clint, but I'm just having a really bad day.
>>25920304
Same. I want to live alone forever, but my family is annoying as fuck
>>25920304
I just want to be plugged into my own personal Matrix and forget about reality.
>>25921646
this is way god invented the oculus rift
