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how does one beta guy get a 7/10?
>tfw i was in a relationship VERY similar to op's pic
>tfw never again
>>25928191
By being funny and kind and looking away occasionally when she wants to fuck a hotter guy.
>>25928191
>Be born tall
>be born rich
>be born with a big dick
Its all about chance my friend
If you roll bad starting stats you are fucked and may as well pray to the Buddah, kill yourself, and hope to reincarnate as somebody else
Ugly women literally cant deny any man that shows interest no matter what they say
Why arent you Out banging ugly fucking girls right now???
Post pics otherwise I'm not going to give a shit about this thread tbqh
it doesnt count when you use a fake account retard
I'll go on posting asukas here
see, one more asuka
and another asuka emerges
best thing I did today
>"EY yo anon, itz Killa Mike with my main man Bernie Sanders! You be votin for bernie dis elechian right ma man? Bernie is da bes canidte for minorities and robotx becaws he be givin more food stamps, and welfare spending, and legalize da kronik my nigga "
KILLER MIKE AND EL-P
FUCKBOYS KNOW THE COMBINATION AIN'T HEALTHY
>>25927832
You clearly haven't seen a Killer Mike interview.
He's very articulate and soft-spoken. He supports Bernie because he's the best embodiment of MLK's philosophy in current American politics.
>>25927869
MLK was a degenerate nigger
The soul of man can only be free by becoming transcendent under authoritarian hierarchical rule
Do robots still remember when you were normal and was still sexually attracted to girls?
I remeber having tons of images of women on my hard drive and fapping to them everyday, but now I only jerk it off to traps and horses.
I don't get erect as much either and im never really horny I just fap to release all my frusturations of the day.
What the hell happened?
I haven't jacked off to porn with a vagina in it since 2007. And I'm straight. Get at me.
>>25927782
Cute Cock :D
You sound like some sort of cuck
Well I'm about to break you with one picture, you'll realize the years are passing by quicker than you could imagine and help you realize you're just inching slowing towards death and ultimately your existence is meaningless
These were 17 years ago....
>>25927730
Ah shit I remember that pepsi(?) commercial about those.
It does feel like a lifetime ago.
>>25927730
I Remember one of the first ones I saw was Shmi. I got me so fucking hyped to know that we would be learning so much of Vader's backstory.
I was in primary school when episode one was out. In grade 6.
I went to the local milk-bar near my school and bought 1 packet of salt and vinegar chips that had a special star-wars bonus thing inside that would you a chance to win another packet of chips for free.
I ended up leaving the store with 17 packets of chips because I kept winning them one after the other. The old Italian guy running the store eventually got pissed off and told me that's enough and to leave.
I still remember that day like it was yesterday, except I am 28 years old now.
>gf found trap folder
>she thinks I'm gay now
How do I fix this, guys? She thinks I'm repressing something and doesn't get that I just like fapping to fucked up degenarate shit!
>>25927588
fuck her in the pussy
Get her to fuck your boipussy
>>25927588
>roastie whore rummaging through your files
Dump her
>You text her right after a shitty date to make sure she still wants to talk to you
>She doesn't respond
Kill me brehs
Yep. been there. It hurts anon and I feel you.
It's time to move on MY MAN
>that feel when you ruminate on a bad date for months and months after
Who /HugeFatassLiar/ here?
>tfw lie for years about family members you don't have and diseases you don't have
>>25927409
What annoys me is that no one who is worth anything will say something because >muh female comedian. But it's female comedians who didn't make it as big as her that she's robbing!
>>25927433
same
embellish almost everything
almost every conversation I have I lie compulsively at some point
I'm going to hone my katana to an atom edge. Guns are for idiots. I'll cut you in half before your hand reaches your holster.
Not if blow myself up first
>>25927338
>implying weebs can wield grorious nippon steel in any way that compares to a real samurai
Tom Cruise's movie was a lie. You'd be nothing more than a peasant touching something you're not supposed to.
>>25927338
He's not trolling, he really did spend $140 of OUR money on ROCKS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0tbA9ksWcM
Is there anything better than watching a future Stacey and her sister in such emotional pain? I love hearing a horrified and hysterical Stacey.
0/10 did not enjoy
>>25927299
>girl asks dead guy "why did you do it??"
This just symbolizes so much. Girls will never understand how terrible it is to be an ignored lost male.
>>25927398
stfu beta retard, it was a rhetorical question.
Kill yourself faggot.
so i hate my current job, i work in some wal mart deli and get paid minimum wage to do the most bullshit.
I need something part time with better pay since im also in college, there are alot of delivery job openings on craigslist and i was wondering if its a good idea.
mainly whats the pay like and is it a good job for a college student?
also have you ever been robbed doing this?
yhbhbhbhbhbh
>>25927153
I love my delivery job. I work for Jimmy Johns and the other night I made $96 in tips over 7 hours on top of my $8.25 hourly wage, so with including tips I was averaging $22/hr. Not bad. No I've never been robbed but I also live in the second safest town in my state
>>25927153
>whats the pay like
Depends on where you live. I lived in a mostly white middle class area and made $10-20 an hour, depending on the night
>is it a good job for a college student
Yeah, it's pretty great
>have you ever been robbed
No, but you know your area better than I could
The biggest thing to keep in mind is you'll be driving your own vehicle, and the kind of driving you'll do will be extremely hard on your car. Make sure you either have a very reliable car and stay on top of maintenance, or be prepared to shell out for repairs.
lm bored and want to die
>>25927012
Welcome to the club, take your number and take a seat, and kill yourself when we had enough.
Ok.. Go die then. Really easy iih.
>>25927012
Same tbqh, if my death wouldn't have aftereffects on my family, I would be already gone
I am a psychologist interested in suicide.
Please tell me why do you want to kill yourself.
The actual reason.
Imagine I was in front of you and you were honest and spontaneous.
>>25926799
If you see it in the realistic side, when you are aware that life it's simply worthless due to your mental or physical conditions, you start to voluntarily hide and apart yourself from others, even those who have good intentions. Sometimes death is a better choice than live in a hellish universe, that's why if the plan A fails, I always have the plan B prepared (blowing up my head).
Because things will never improve.
>>25926799
8ch dot net/suicide
There's a whole thread there listing why
R9k isn't about suicide faggot
Do you guys think Home Depot would get suspicious if I only bought a step stool and some rope?
Nah, they wouldn't care.
>>25926637
just buy them separately, autist. Go in and buy the ladder. Then think if you really want to kill yourself, think for an hour. If you do, then go and buy the rope. Good luck
>>25926637
do it anyway and greentext the reaction
