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What should I get for dinner anon?
Pic related, my options.
>>25935242
how much dime are you willing to drop, and what are you more in the mood for; Chicken or Burger?
If you don't mind being around niggers go for KFC
>>25935242
Don't be a fag, get some dominos m8
>fatigue
>no self control
>social anxiety
>depression
>over eating
>suicidal
>porn addiction
>blurry vision
>headaches
How do I escape this hell? I don't want to be a NEET anymore.
I read that book a few years ago.
Fucking depressing read.
>How do I escape this hell?
Well if I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be here, would I?
You have to be willing to change. It is for some reason hard to be willing to change.
>work as a waiter at a restaurant, my first job
>constantly told to stay because everyone is quitting
>moral fiber tells me to stay, despite the abuse from my manager and one kitchen member
>be nice, do favors, still treat me like shit
>tell myself they just had a bad day, they aren't bad people
>tell myself that everyday
>treat me like shit everyday, call me an idiot
>I didn't even work for money, I just did it because I thought I was doing the right thing, I didn't want them to lose business.
>try my best to work hard everyday, still shat upon
>buy them gifts because I felt it would make them happy, still treated like shit
I'd never thought I'd say this about anyone, but I hate them, I despise them all. I want them to suffer, I hope they all die painfully. Fuck them. Selfish pieces of shit.
why don't you just talk to your boss and say "this is why you're business is going to die" and then quit
>>25935169
it's not going to die anymore because she got a bunch of waiters and waitresses.
I seriously want to do something fucked up without them knowing, what should I do?
I really don't give a shit anymore, they deserve it. I mean my life is fucking shitty you don't see me treating other people like shit, I mean what the fuck is their problem? We all have fucking problems in life, scumbags, the lot of them. (except some)
>>25935203
Put chicken blood in the flour a little bit, call a inspectot
Still on that diet robots? How's the progress coming?
>skinny guy trying to eat more
>always skimp out on eating more when i know i'm fucking myself
i wish i had the appetite of a fatass
>>25934977
>diet
Yeah, started keto last week. Been going pretty gud. I feel better than in years and even my eyesight has improved, yet I keep getting told that I'm killing myself by eating wrong.
No one said anything when I was drinking 15 cans of beer a day and gorging down on junk food though.
>>25934977
Ok actually, had one small bump since Jan 1st but overall have lost 8 pounds, just still getting used to the lifestyle change
Why are women like condoms?
They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick.
What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
Her ankles.
What's the first thing a woman does after coming out of the abuse shelter?
Cook dinner if she knows what's good for her.
women are like blue jeans. they look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced
>tfw no cheekbones bf
he looks like gay chad and adam lanza had a baby
>>25934776
ayyyyyyyyyyyfuck the robot
>>25934742
he's adorable, the perfect twink
What the fuck does 'growing up' mean?
>>25934707
becoming independent from your parents and responsible for your actions and well-being.
Here you go OP.
Origincal comment.
>>25934707
accepting responsibilities
itt we /talent/ thread
post your talent in hopes of getting recognition from cooldude
I say yay
I learned english(want to now learn Chinesse, portuguese or french) ,know how to play the piano, and now learning muay thai
i know me letters
i can read and write good, i can
Anyone else sick of all this anti smoking shit? When I was a kid, smoking was cool. Joe Camel was cool and still had ads on tv and in magazines. Now you can't even mention his name without faggots trying to shame you, and telling you about the evils of smoking.
>7,000 chemicals!
>Formaldehyde is on, you know they use it on corpses, right?
>here, look at this ad showing some guy's lungs being ruined
>ugh, such a filthy habit
Suck my fucking dick, pussies. I'll smoke as much as I want and you can't stop me. Fucking faggots binge drink all the time, smoking weed and doing lsd and other shit, but smoking, that's apparently evil and so wrong. Makes me fucking sick.
>>25934374
anti-smoking is advertised by smoking companies you fool
>>25934396
how do you figure? why poison peoples minds against your own product?
I miss when cigarettes were seen as fun and not despised by faggoty hipsters
ITT we act like middle schoolersfeel free to share true stories too
Hey guys have you heard of this band The Cure?? This is like my favorite song right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryImbOTDXe8
>>25934286
>Youtube link
>Middle school
What
Ugh nobody understands satanism, satan isn't the bad guy, christians made him look bad.
>>25934345
you didn't have youtube in middle school?
OOOOLLLLLLDDDDD FAAAAAAAAGGG SPOTTED
>make cute-but-believable girl tinder account
>match with 4-6/10 guys
>talk to them for an hour or two
>unmatch them out of nowhere
How's your tinder going?
>figure my busty coworker must be on Tinder
>use Fakebook account to sign up
>spend 2 nights trawling the deeps
>find her profile: "here for hookups and maybe more"
>say bye to the 2 girls I matched with and uninstall
And that's how I know not to touch her. Done
>>25935131
What a faggot you are. Well, it's not like you ever had a chance with her to begin with. You will die a virgin.
>>25935131
>anon finds out his coworker is down to bone
>he cuts off all contact and continues to be a virgin
ok?
great story I guess
Reminder that innocent girls are a myth.
>>25934246
those gentlemen are so kind, to offer themselves up so readily for her.
she grows in strength
>>25934246
Reminder that you are the cuck that saved this gif in the first place. Hiding something there champ?
>>25934246
i have an innocent gf
>inb4 ree
i took her virginity and she's super loyal, but innocent==>doesn't enjoy sex and i always initiate.
so there's that.
Robots, I need your help. There is treasure buried behind the waterfall at this location, but I can't figure out where this is on google earth.
Anyone who helps me find it can have the treasure.
Also the words "Skoltesame gullet" could come in handy.
>>25934245
Maybe you could look at the coordinates in the lower left side of the picture, chief.
>>25934295
They're too blurry for me to make out. I've been trying.
Is it normal to keep the bathroom door closed when not in use?
I have a new roommate from India that moved in a couple of days ago and he keeps closing the bathroom door which confused me a bit at first because I thought someone was in there.
>expecting someone from inda to know how to use a bathroom
>>25934232
He's afraid that the toilet witch will get him in his sleep.
>>25934232
That's normal. Why would you want the bathroom door open?
Just not for Indians, ya know
Which of these women would you choose?
fucking neither
>>25934215
If you don't choose, God has you sent to the "Rape Dimension". You don't wanna go there.
>>25934192
>literally an evil god-like sexy space conqueror
>doesn't want children
aaaaaaaaand fucking dropped like a burning coal.
