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Why would you ever go for a 2D? You couldn't even cuddle such a thing.
>Implying you can't cuddle a daki
>>25941495
You're ridic.
>>25941470
2D or 3D doesnt exist anymore. To be honest how do i know that i'm not writing this post just to other myself? This life is just illusion in endless void.
Ok I really need to get past this lock.
Anyone has any ideas?
Already tried picking it, didnt work. Destroying it is not out of the question but I need to minimize damage.
Send help pls.
>>25941400
kick the door open nigger
>>25941446
I'm not a strong Chad that can just kick doors open. I've already tried but it's a sturdy door.
I'm thinking of building a small bomb and detonating the lock, maybe I'm fantasizing too much?
>>25941475
Nigga please
I'm a skeleton and I was able to kick a door open.NEVER GIVE UP
>like girl
>pussied out asking her out last semester
>assumed I would never see her again
>end up in the same class as her again in the seat right next to her this semester
>continue to sperg out and not ask for her number
>partner work today
>don't get partnered with her
>she and her partner finish before me and mine
>they leave
>look where she was
>she forgot her pencil
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>I took the pencil
>I am now at home with her pencil
What the fuck do I do r9k?
Put the pencil down your urethra
stick up bum senpai
>>25941006
>>25941018
Listen. LISTEN. I want to use this to get closer to her. I want this girl. I WANT HER. Can I just give it to her in class? Will she talk to me then?
How the hell is r9k even different from tumblr nowadays???? I mean this whole 2015-today meme of "normies fuck off" is the exact same type of cult mentality tumblr tries to promote. R9k was meant to be for original content, not for you to spam reeeeeee over 9000 times a day. You fuckers suck as much as tumblr does. I came here to avoid the tumblr type of shit. Tumblr shames you for not agreeing with their social justice. you newfag "robots" shame people for having had sex before. or having spoken to a female before. You guys are terrible.
>>25940786
Commit seppuku, normie! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>25940786
You can go literally anywhere else, you fucking normie faggot. This is the ONE, the ONE fucking place we have, and you're the cancer killing it.
>>25940786
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Why robots? Why me?
>21, KV
>few months ago girl in my class adds me on facebook
>starts sending me pictures of things I like
>eventually asks ME out
>end up dating
>lifeisgood.jpg
>have sex for first time
>happily ever after
>three months later, today
>"anon I need to talk about something."
>"my ex gave me HPV sometime last year and I only found out just now."
>instantly break up with her
I squandered my robot status for nothing and basically became a normie all so I could catch a fucking STD that is probably going to give me throat cancer in the near future. Hold me robots
Foregino
Dude, I'm not a disease apologist, but holy shit HPV is so incredibly common and treatable.
Unless you let her rim your asshole, there isn't much risk to you aside from a one time flareup.
Like HPV is so transmissible that sharing bath towels or shaking hands can transmit it. Most people don't even show symptoms and most wart flareups clear after 1.5 years.
Like it isn't herpes.
>>25940078
Honestly you were stupid for breaking up with her. It's not her fault her ex gave her hpv so you can't blame her for that unless you want to blame her for not being a virgin. More importantly now with hpv you will have a hard time finding anyone willing to fuck you, so it would've been a good idea to stick to the one person who loved you despite it, your gf.
Robots BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
A. Robot. Does. Not. Want. Women.
IF YOU ARE A MAN WHO CANNOT GET WOMEN BUT WANTS THEM YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT YOU ARE JUST A FAILED FUCKING NORMIE.
>>25939887
A robot is a machine. There are no robots here. It's a fucking meme that isn't even defined. No one can agree on what a Robot actually is, it's just a way of (poorly) defining in-groups and out-groups for individual threads. You're a human. You're a human. You're a human. You may be sick in the head, or emotionally broken, but you're a human, not a robot and you're not the only one with problems. You're not the only ones with insecurities, or the only ones who have been rejected. Get over yourselves.
>>25939887
Shh, you'll anger the manbabies with your statements of common sense.
Pic unrelated, but I'm black with an asian gf. I want to sexually punish her for dating a white guy in the past, a loser white guy at that.
Literally everyone on this board is into BDSM. Does anyone have tips or ideas for what I should do with her when I get home tonight?
All I can think of is a ball-gag, and a harsh spanking or choking. I have no idea how to tie knots so for now, I can't tie her up.
Bring her flowers :3
cunt punt that worthless roastie bitch
Impregnate her.
images that you saved but you have no idea why
>not exactly sure where or why i got this image, but i really want to keep it too.
I don't remember where I got this image
>>25939746
i can't remember why this picture is still on my phone
Is this man a pedo and who is he?
Here is a bunch of Asian men going to Disneyland with their White girlfriends. As an Asian, how can I accomplish these goals ...
>>25939723
More pics of them
>>25939723
B8 thread, but if by any chance you're actually asian and want to date white girls, just go to anime conventions. Weeb girls fucking love you guys.
>>25939723
If you're actively seeking a white girlfriend. ....you should kill yourself.
Be proud top be asian.
Be proud of your women.
They're just as beautiful.
>Work from home as a book editor
>Get paid between 1500 to 1785 bucks a month (+ More money I get from the state) Depending on how much work I do.
>Live in an apartment I bought from savings years ago, so I don't pay rent.
>Can buy whatever I want, spend most of my money on manga and vidya
>Barely have to leave the house
Feels good man.
Anyone else like this? Best lifestyle desu.
>NEET
>work
pick 1
That's horrible. How can you survive on such a pittance?
>>25939656
You're not a NEET, so this just makes you an asocial loser.
>finished my BA
>couldn't be arsed to work so did an MA
>still didn't want to work so did a Post-Grad Cert in Education
>applied for random jerbs for a couple of months
>just got a call telling me I got a job teaching History at an all girls secondary (high) school
>that'smyfetish.jpg
Is this going to be like one of my Chinese cartoons, senpais?
>>25939573
Try anything weird and you will get in so much fucking trouble and be labelled a pervert for life.
Dont fuck this up, anon.
>>25939584
>Try anything weird and you will get in so much fucking trouble and be labelled a pervert for life.
>Dont fuck this up, anon.
But, anon . . . I am a pervert.
;_;
Just don't let any of them sit on your lap
Would you date her /r9k/?
Do you fulfil all of her requirements?
What does G.S.O.H mean?
>>25939321
Does she think although is spelled or though? Holy hell. Britbongs are fucked.
>>25939321
What's GSOH?
>>25939321
>G.S.O.H mean?
she likes memes
also
>Good genes I suppose... Lmao !!..
does that mean i can get away with bad genes?
>Mfw robots who don't drink coffee don't know what they miss
It's fucking coffee
>>25939286
And?original
>>25939266
Coffee is an overhyped meme drink. Normies rave about it constantly even though it doesn't do anything.
>Add girl online
>Turns out she's 13, i didn't know at first
>Wants to talk everyday
>Keeps trying to flirt with me
What do i do? I don't want to get arrested.
Help
>>25939180
Ask to meet
>>25939180
>I must go shopping
>>25939180
Seriously no joke just stop now and delete her.
Its not worth it
What does r9k think about sororities? Personally every sorority girl I know is a stupid whore.
>>25939160
can burgerclaps explain what this shit is ? is it a cult or something ?
>>25939594
Devil whoreship
>>25939594
Social club that university students have to pay yearly fees to join. It's like $3000 a year. They only go to parties with the boy social clubs (fraternities) where they get drugged and raped sometimes. Once a year they raise money for charity.
![jess_schoolgirl_7_by_syboro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2HiI8s9.jpg "jess schoolgirl 7 by syboro[1]")
