ITT: post embarrassing moments from your past that still haunt you to this day
>calling the professor "mom" in a crowded lecture hall
>>25917427
>colleagues call a guy a nick name
>i call him that
>he shouts at me to never call him that again
>nod weakly
>spray another kid with a water gun.
>he says to stop, i thought jokingly
>i spray again
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>>25917489
>being in a band
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25917489
>>i make a joke; 'what was it, a pornstar role?'
why did you say that
>trying to become a normie, move out of my parents house and get a job
>can't get a job without a place
>spend 250 euro over the last day and a half travelling to the other side of the country to find a place
>most places are disgusting shit holes
>find the perfect place
>say I can pay deposit and move in right away
>they don't want me
Why...
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Even this thread is a disappointment. Can't do fucking anything right.
>>25937932
stop being a nigger, its that easy
>>25938049
But I'm white original original
>tfw people were discussing if I have autism or not
Iktf. Was in my room when I overheard housemates talking about it. They didn't know I was home or just didn't care. One girl stood up for me and said I was ok, but the others thought I was 100% autist.
>tfw people ignore you when you talk in group settings
What'd I do wrong
>>25937891
They just know
>Hairdresser presses her boobs against me while cutting my hair
>Get erection
>Girl bumps into me
>"oh sorry"
>Get erection
>hairdresser accidentally touches my earlobe
>precum starts to leak out of my dick
>Optician shines light in my eyes while moving in closer
>Feel an almost irresistible urge to go in for a kiss
Robots, how do you feel knowing that there are people who are deeply concerned and worried about you?
This image is a post which I just found on a polish forum for females. Translation:
"Title: Problem with my brother
Hello ladies (and gentlemen, if any of you reads this topic) I have a problem with my brother. I am 21 and he is 24. I can sort of handle my life (I've been with my bf for 3 years but this doesn't matter) and he never had a girlfriend. He never had any buddies or friends. He doesn't go to parties, he doesn't go to clubs,...
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I can relate to him so much. The frustrating part is that I can't feel any form of affection or emotion towards the people that care about me. Not to say I'm not thankful or respectful, it's just that after so many years of loneliness and isolation you learn to do everything yourself, including dealing with your feelings. Having someone there doesn't bring anything to me in any manner.
When I read stuff like this it brings back suicidal thoughts and doubts about being so alone.
The answers in that topic are hilarious.
>>25937849
Could you link the page and possibly tranalations
Why do traps look so smelly?
There's only 1 way to find out if that maymay is true
Traps: post your contact info
>>25937463
3d in general look smelly
>>25937463
They look like girls but probably still smell like men.
I was fucking a guy recently, kinda new to it but the man smell is a huge turn off.
>be me
>having conversation with a girl that has a partial interest in me on FB
>scroll back through the last hour or so of conversation
>the majority of her replies are one word answers
>the idea that I'm having a real conversation with her is an illusion
I hope this isn't typical of most girls, but sadly it probably is. So little effort is expected of them and the worthwhile nerdy girls (not to be...
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Her one word answers are because she isn't interested in you. She would be writing a lot more if she was interested in you.
>>25937349
She's the one that keeps bugging me for attention, she just knows she needs minimal effort because I want her to suck my dick.
Why are you expecting decent conversations with anyone on that website? You're a moron.
If Elliot buffed up he would have slain pussy
Nope. You need a normie personality to be fuckable.
>>25937305
Does it really count as slaying if you take it by force?
>>25937305
but he did slay pussy
>anon arent you going to show us a good time around town?
What do
>>25937243
Ask them where they got that sweet lamp.
After that, why their ceiling is low.
Then?
Ask them why the fuck they have a ghoul sitting at their table.
TripAdvisor
There's a town? Since when?
Official January 22nd, 2016 thread.
What are you nigs up to today?
>drinking coffee and taking care of dogs before work
>might make some eggs for breakfast
>>25937236
Going to class, not fapping, reading, writing, go workout, thats all i got so far senpai
Trying not to kill myself. Might play video games or rub my prostate with a dildo.
Taking a shit. Then heading to work.
Who /beenupallnight/ here?
>tfw 7am and still cant sleep
trust thats why i logged on just now, i started working at 6 in the afternoon yesterday, been up since. not too bad, i know ill pass out in a few hours, gotta go to a party tonite.
Right here.
Stayed up all night watching playing Splinter Cell and looking up Sad Satan.
Not me, took a bunch of melatonin and dramamine and passed out at 12pm last night. Probably feel worse than you right now though because of it.
>Recently started conceal carrying one of my fathers guns (He hardly ever shoots or opens up the safe) illegally
>p226
>Feel powerful when i conceal carry it at shops, the park, take-away joints and the works
>Love the feeling knowing i could easily end your life if i so choose
>I feel like god, knowing i choose who lives and who dies
>Also carry it for self defense in-case a nigger tries to...
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>>25937106
>autistic robot running around with a gun he most likely can't even use properly
This is gonna end well
You realize that if you shot a nigger who was robbing a store, you would go to jail as well? What you're doing is very illegal. Just get a permit and feel even more powerful because not even cops can tell you shit.
>>25937142
I've been shooting for years, since i was a little kid in fact. I'm also quite the shot. So don't think because you're running i won't get you. I'll just go ahead and unload the entire magazine into your back and two or three rounds into the back of your head.
>>25937164
>You realize that if you shot a nigger who was robbing a store, you would go to jail as well?
Worth it, i cleansed...
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Just a reminder to get out of this shithole while you can.
I was a much happier person before this board.2 years dedicated to posting on this board, and now i'm ready to leave.
I didn't browse r9k once in the fall semester when I was abroad. I'm considering trying the same again in spring.
>>25937105
When you're a NEET, you don't have much to do, so I pretty much browsed this board at least once a day.
I'm trying to slow down, maybe get into a hobby like art or something.
Being happy is nice, but what about ignoring the truth? The reality? Lots of things said here are retarded, on the other hand many things said here are the kind of things people ignore to feel happier in life, because they can't do anything about them. I find myself addicted to reading these things.
>media is overwhelmingly liberal
>"""""academia""""" is one big liberal brainwashing hugbox factory
>can't publicly express conservative views for fear of losing your job, death threats, etc.
>have to sit idly by while the world goes to shit in front of your very eyes under the guise of "progress"
I want off this ride.
Oh anon it gets worse, in Germany your children can be taken away from you if you voice right wing views, fuck I hate leftists
>>25936651
orgnl
>>25936651
>media is overwhelmingly liberal
not in Europe
tfw you want dick but you hate men and men hate you
>>25936546
Where do you live? Maybe we could create some sort of gloryhole for you?
>>25936546
>>25936635
Yeah OP, look into glory holes.
>>25936635
>>25936667
I ain't gonna get a disease from your no-condom ass.