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*BRRRAAAPPPPPPPPP*
Hurry up and sniff, fartslave. You should feel lucky to have the opportunity to sniff my farts.
also brap strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/7412983
im nobody's fart slave.
Ah another day I see you again buddy. Keep this meme up lad.
originalis cometatis
>>27964652
you are going to doctor tomorrow bubblegum.
Post funny related tinder profiles and shit
Horrible start. Delete this thread.
looks like joji
>>27964502
Filthy Frank is an edgy pewdiepie
>Prove me wrong
Robots, im curious about the deep web. I was around when deep web browsing was pretty popular as a thread topic but i never cared to learn anything about it. Is there anything you can tell me about it? I'm just curious as to what there is to do there, and whether any of it is worth me checking out.
It has drugs and CP and that's about it.
Tor itself is useful if you want to search for something that makes you feel like you'd get put on a list.
oh well then i guess theres no point in getting it then
>>27964471
Just scams and illegal stuff. There's no real mystery to it, all the "weird and wonderful" websites you hear about like cult-tier shit is on the regular web anyway.
>get embarrassed or frustrated
>have to resist the urge to start crying
how often do you guys cry? and what usually triggers it?
I wish I could cry, I really wish I could.
I cry during emotional scenes in media or else when I think about the tragic suffering around the world very deeply. Alternatively I have to resist the urge to cry if I get bullied or something by someone IRL.
>>27964366
I usually cry when I have to squeeze out a big shit.
Is sex a real thing that people do?
I have been cut off from society for too long and it is very strange to me that people walking down the street have had sex.
Dude this is totally my though process to like I literally think sex is just a meme rumour normies have made up like I can't imagine it happening
>>27964344
Pretty sure sex is a meme.
I just imagine seemingly normal people getting naked and assuming animalistic positions.
I'm still not 100% convinced that other people actually exist.
Dear robots, would lose your virginity to this escort? I'm 21 if that is important at all.
>>27964324
that tuck is pretty suspicious.
>>27964324
No, I'm guessing it has a dick (not that its a bad thing) and it's using the "ugly face remover angle"
I'd do it man she is very attractive
Wow this board has gone to shit let's have a good old fashion feels thread make me depressed r9k that's why your here. Starting off with a classic
It's always been shit friend
>>27964402
All I want is one good feels thread I want to feel like a crushed soul
I have never in my life really fallen in love before, and didnt really care about women other than wanting to have sex with them.
For the first time ever am i feeling something i have never felt before now for someone, and the worst part is that i cannot even meet her. Its literally destroying me from the inside, and i cannot even get rejected to make the feels go away.
This hurts more than anything else i have ever felt before.
>group project tomorrow for business course
>had to email someone my part of the power point where I include a video about marketing strategies
>accidentally included my favorite blacked.com clips
>if they don't go through it before adding it to the PowerPoint the whole class will see it
That's it bros my life is over
Bumppepper ayy
How the fuck do you manage to do that? cant you just email them again and tell them that its the wrong one?
>>27964551
That's what I did but they're already in bed by now.
who /nuts/ here? And not in the genius sort of way.
Explain "nuts"
How so?
they are salty.
>>27964279
youre not alone friend
im /schizo/
Well, its official, the winter is over and the normies seem to be everywhere outside. Time to go full nocturnal. Any other robots miss winter? Also /comfy/ thread.
>>27964255
I fucking hate summer, first it's too hot outside, second: normies
>why don't you ever get out of your room ?
>don't you like this temperature ?
>why do you sleep the day ?
>>27964413
>scorching heat outside
>"hey anon, why dont you come out play with us, its NICE DAY"
WHAT MAKES NORMIES THINK HOT AND SUNNY MAKES A NICE DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>winter over
>just snow here over the weekend
waiting waiting waiting
Women today wear clothes like pic related outside
yeah and its fucking based
shutup nerd
>>27964249
>being a back pack cuck
>that creeping obesity
>not talking your multivitamins.
i really wonder if she does anal
Myers Briggs Thread. For all types, because I'm an INFP and I just want everyone to get along. I'm also not an elitist fag.
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
If you haven't taken the test before, or just want to refresh your score.
So, how'd your week start?
My best friend is an INTP; now there's a neurotic apathetic mess if I ever saw one.
>>27964239
INFP here, always have been always will, it's a life I guess
After hanging out on /r9k/ I can see why INTPs have no friends.
>tfw no burgersexual bf
>tfw wearing bfs cloths
u should try that
>>27964200
Tfw it's another stealth Cebruz Tomoko posting thread
>tfw qt af bf
>>27964250
Same, comfy boxers
Post in here if you're a lurker who almost never posts, or if you've never posted before.
Why do you lurk?
I don't like posting because people bully me
I lurk because I'm a genuinely autistic and obnoxious faggot who takes things too far. I always end up regretting everything I post so I try to just lurk. Today is the most I've posted in months.
t. Guy who posted random wiener in 20 threads
Test unoriginal tjjdjdjdjd
tell us about the girl you thought was the one, what was different about her, how did she make you feel, what problems were there you should have picked up on, what went happened between you and her and what is she doing now.
i'll post my story when im ready sorry for shitty grammar, im on mobile and bad at posting
She liked my personality more than anyone else I've met, and she cared about me when I was heading down a bad path in high school. I never cleaned up my act and I haven't spoken with her in a long time, still think of her every day.
was with a girl for about 6 months and thought she was THE one, thought i'd never be happy unless i was with her, thought i wouldn't be able to get over her, etc.
after breaking up i realized how incompatible we actually were and now i couldn't care any less about what she is doing or who she is talking to at the moment
I jumped off a cliff when she fell to save her and nursed her back from fever and killed 100 men in one conflict for her
