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>pissbucket is filled to the brim
>can't move it without spilling any
>it's starting to smell bad
>>27971405
>grab empty bottles/cans
>dunk into piss bucket
>pour out window until enough is gone to carry
>lick fingers
>shoot self
Siphon it out the window with a hose. Or just piss and shit out the window like a normal person
>not pissing on the carpet and letting it soak up
Who else /nocturnal/ here?
I genuinely love the night though. Shame it's gonna end in a few hours. Any interesting night stories to tell robots? i don't have any sadly. How did you become nocturnal? Just randomly happened to me.
It seems to be my natural rhythm, but it's not always what I want. I should have gone to bed hours ago, but I'm just sitting here, still awake. Is it worth it to try? I wish somebody would just order me to bed.
>>27971351
Be careful. I change my sleeping schedules every now and again, heres some advice:
If you want to stop sleeping all day, ride out the day with coffee. You will be tired by nightfall and pass out. That will be your new sleeping schedule. Works the same way if you want to stay up at night.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EGe1bKEdEag
>"It says here that you're only 5.5 inches erect, care to explain?"
>>27971220
>giving me credit for an extra inch
O-ok
>>27971220
That's a typo
it might not be long enough for you but it's long enough for your bitch
The hell am I supposed to do and how should I feel about this. Because I know what I'm doing and what I'm feeling is wrong.
>gf and I broke up about 2 weeks back
>rough break up for me
>about a month and a half ago it was obvious
>she hadn't been horny for a while
>she's been faking being horny to make me happy
>comes over today to drop me off my 2 jackets she had
>/fa/
>sitting and talking
>progress to cuddling on the bed
>I still love her even though she's told me she doesn't
>we fuck
>twice
>I ask what the fuck is going on
>no responce
>was it because you were just horny
"yes"
>so what the fuck does this mean
"I don't know"
>changed the subject to be lighthearted
>laugh, makes jokes about a guy we know with HIV
>eat
>she leaves
>I'm happy most of the rest of the day
>got laid, hot ex
>start feeling shit because relationship effectively still over and will never be what it once was
>was getting over her pretty well
>was getting the nostalgia forgotten
>everything's back
Now it's 3am, and I've been chainsmoking.
What do I do, why am I doing things wrong?
Hit her up again to see if she wants to just continue having casual sex and maybe that will help fill the void of a meaningful relationship
>>27971300
That's my plan so far.
>>27971300
spoken like a true roboto. good on ya
>be at the park walking
>see this group of brown mystery meat looking children by the pond yelling incomprehensibly at each other
>probably just some mexicans or something
>they follow me up to my car for whatever reason
>group of people are talking while their dogs play together
>these children are in full view now in front of my car
>absolutely unidentifiable race
>they have those greyish eyes that mixed kids do along with oddly shaped skulls
>they aren't speaking spanish, just a very retarded form of english
>they have no accent, this is how they actually talk
>"DO DAWG BITE?" one asks to one of the dog owners, who can't quite understand the child (of about 12 years or so) so they just smile and chuckle awkwardly
>"DO DEY BITE?" another child asks
>one of the dogs stands up and sticks its nose out to smell them
>the child jumps back like a scared chimp fearing for its life
Definitely changed my attitudes towards race mixing for sure. These "people" were total abominations. Anyone else witness any similar acts of subhuman retardation?
>>27971197
URA FAWKING WIGHT MAEL!
>>27971197
>having to observe ethnics
white people problems
>>27971238
>Learning to speak at fifteen
black people problems
Which do you prefer Mercedes or BMW?
BMW
M
W
>>27971101
Audi is best girl
>>27971101
they're both girl/faggot cars these days
>Talking to a girl on tinder, standard joking
>So anonette, what are your hobbies?
>My hobby is to travel ;)
>mfw
Is that it? Ah for fuck's sake,I'd syop tamking to her right away if she didn't have a chest to boot
I dont get the traveling meme
Its expensive as fuck and you get absolutely nothing out of it, except if you count muh experience and memories
Not to mention you probably will be mugged, raped or have your head cut off by isis
Traveling is the biggest redflag there is
>>27971169
>>Its expensive as fuck
Not if you're a girl :)
>>27971100
>>27971169
When women list their interests and hobbies they're just listing things they would like you to pay for.
>I like shopping, and traveling, and omg makeup.
Been to any cons lately?
Speak to any grils?
cons are for normies
>tfw no furry con fursuit gf
>>27971116
Someone's never been to a con
I have a red pilled gf. She is very aware about Jews and hates liberal SJWs. She also loves animu and plays Neopets and 3DS all the time.
How does this make you feel?
Pic related is one of her favorite animu.
>>27970944
>and plays Neopets and 3DS all the time
>How does this make you feel?
like calling the fbi
>>27970944
>loves animu and plays Neopets and 3DS all the time.
Christ anon get it together man
>gf
>r9k
>show is about a neet
Dreaming robot pls wake up
Should I come out the closet?
>>27970860
forgot to mention Im a girl
>>27970870
no one cares about lesbs. Nothing will change if you're gay. It's not the same social stigma.
You're not important and neither is your sexuality. Just hook up with people, don't make it your whole personality
>had a dream where my grandpa was alive again
>it seemed real
enoughOG
>had a dream where I was a little kid with my old elementary friends and I was happy
>>27970792
>>27970810
tfw only time i feel alive and excited to be alive is in my dreams.
tfw the only time i have ebinventures is in my dreams
>mfw my ancestors didn't get rich and leave a family fortune behind to be passed on for generations to come
>>27970726
That's because your ancestors were selfish just like I assume you are. Are you going to be saving and investing your money so your children and build up their wealth? That's pretty much the key to being wealthy - time and sacrifice of your ancestors.
>>27970745
> children
What did he mean by this?
![tumblr_lqpmgg5Mrv1r2qvwto1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3xD8eGJ.png "tumblr lqpmgg5Mrv1r2qvwto1 500[1]")
>>27970745
>Are you going to be saving and investing your money so your children and build up their wealth?
That's actually the funny thing. People don't realize that as long as they live within the interest/dividends/capital gains, their financial security is almost bulletproof. If they continue growing it year after year as well, the principal will grow throughout the generations. Unfortunately, a generation(usually the children) will just see the big pot of money and say "who cares if it's just a few million? we have 28 million in the account" and it's all downhill from there. People should prioritize building a massive stack so that they can retire early and pass on the love to their posterity.
BECAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP
MY SECRET ONE AND ALL
WE MIGHT JUST MAKE IT AFTER ALL
SO AM I
STILL WAITING
FOR THIS WORLD TO STOO HATING
SHAKING LIKE A DOG SHITTING RAZOR BLADES
Where can I talk to girls online, not even looking for a gf just some female companion
>>27970632
cgl or lolcow you thirsty beta
>>27970642
fuck off. I mean girls not from 4chan
>>27970676
>I mean girls not from 4chan
o-oh...
is this what having a waifu feels like? i dont even like asmr and ive watched her entire channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjvWAdGF0S0
fuck, im lonely...
>>27970554
This bitch fucked my shit up. I don't even know what happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9OD4Ol2lc
I know your feel, OP.
As an avid ASMR fan, quality aside, she's not even close to the cutest ASMR girl. Get some better taste faggot.
>>27970554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOzLeSarR-c
This video got me hard from the first few seconds. Thank you, hand fetish.
