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I need some sleep, I cant go on like this. I tried counting sheep, But their is one I always miss. Everyone said, you just gotta let it go.
Im tired /r9k/, Im so fucking tired
>>27969565
wot
nice pic, id lick his cheeks
have you tried benadryl? i take 3 and it knocks me out
do drugs you sausage
How come guys give big-breasted girls way more attention if they don't care about breast size?
>>27969557
>if they don't care about breast size
That's false
>>27969557
Who said men don't care about breast size?
>>27969557
guys like me dont. Girls with slender body's make me diamonds. the whole package is short hair glasses slender body. friends say i should just fuck traps. but i'm not a faggot
QUICK!!! ROBOTS!!! A qt3.14 I'm talking to is now requesting memes... She follows all the same websites I do, and was wondering if just the freshest, funniest memes could be shared tonight?
It's my chance to finally have a normie relationship
My prefered memes are either gondola or that pepe edit where he is retarded. Your choice. I'm not posting wither, though. I'm busy. Just use Google you normiefuck.
ask her if she is a paleontologist that has an anthropological artifact that needs examining.
>>27970292
Damn... That was rough. but 8/8 m8, gr8 h8
>tall girl at work is bullying me
>dick is rock hard through out her torments and physical assults
>implying this is a bad situation to be in
I'm in a similar situation except its my boss bullying me. She's fucking relentless.
>>27969503
https://kissanime.to/Anime/MM
feels good tbhfam
What are the odds this kid will start posting here? :(
>>27969482
0%, will have an heroed long before he discovers us.
>>27969482
Cute poem, Eliza.
>>27969482
If actually written by a child
This child is almost certainly doomed to commit suicide
>tfw psychiatrist appointment tomorrow
>tfw she's going to weigh me
>tfw terrified I may not have lost weight
I've been eating well and exercising, but if I accidentally store too much water or something and my weight is the same or higher than before, I will be so humiliated. This feel is terrible.
>>27969428
>Psychiatrist
>For physical shit
what?
>>27969442
They always weigh you because some of the medications they prescribe often make you gain or lose appetite, and huge fluctuations in weight are bad for you. They take your blood pressure too.
>>27969428
>>27969461
are you on an antipsychotic or something?
Why do things like friends and nice girls only exist in anime?
>>27969387
Leave your basement and experience the world son. There is still time.
>>27969545
I'm 26 and have spent plenty of time outside of the basement.
I've yet to see anything in the real world come close to matching anime.
>>27969387
because you have been force fed lies about how relationships and friendships are meant to work
you have developed unrealistic expectations from media to the point where even if the perfect girl or friend came up to you, you would write them off as being an asshole
you have fallen into the trap of distrust and consumption
you developed unrealistic standards because of media, and consuming and buying more media is the only way you can fulfill these artificial needs it created
you hate people to the point where you exclusively consume media made by people who can't stand to look at other people, for people who can't stand to look at other people
>was mediocre at everything in high school
>have zero interests in any career
>not fit enough to do military or trade work
Should I get the noose while I'm ahead?
>>27969318
Same exact boat desu
>barely graduated highschool
>no idea what to do
>don't want to join the military but it seems like the only way for me
I really don't know what I should do. I feel trapped every single day for nearly three years now.
i wish i was born in the city..
I'm 18 and I don't have my license yet, i'm so scared of driving.
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Who's /chronicallyfatigued/ here?
>can sleep 8 or more hours, still feel like I didn't sleep at all
>always craving sleep
>no energy to do anything
>simple activities are incredibly draining
Could be either depression or dehydration.
>>27969258
>tfw
have no motivation either, but I don't know whether it's because of the fatigue
I literally cannot sleep unless I take 2 advil and twice the regular dosage of a sleep aid. If I don't, I sleep for 3 hours and spend all work exhausted then come home and am wide awake.
If a woman doesn't outright say "haha ew no" to me joking about wanting to smash her qt pussy does that mean I have a chance.
She just said "but i'm not your type" in a somewhat joking manner.
Pls respond, it's a woman that I've been getting lunch/dinner with as friends for about 1 month now.
>>27969253
>with woman
>with friends
fuck off back to redit you worthless newfag underage cunt
>>27969328
I know, I don't fit the requirements towards being a robot anymore. I'm still a 23 yo kv whose friendships only really consist of me being tolerated and not wanted, does that still make me a robot.
What are some weird conclusions you have come to /r9k/?
For me.. I came to the conclusion that isolation in turn makes your mind more mighty. I have noticed that people freak out in situations in which they have to be alone with their thoughts. I have noticed people can barely think themselves through a given situation sometimes. They always need some sort of input, down to the fucking clothes they wear.
I noticed a lot of women are like this. They can't be alone with their thoughts. People who are isolated tend to be able to maintain themselves mentally in a given situation.
When you spend so long locked in a cage, the will to survive never dies and in turn you grow from it. When you are forced to rely on other mentally is when you fucked up. Because like most things, time grinds even mountains to dust and one day.. your mind will be back in this cage for a time being.
Its why I always laugh when someone asks "How did you survive this long without being in a relationship?"
The mind is a powerful object and I always tell them in response "step into realm I hail from and see how long you make it."
Anyway, what are some conclusions you have come to /r9k/? It can be anything as long as its a conclusion.
>>27969101
>bragging about his ability to withstand isolation
By posting it here and by how self assured you are, I don't think you'll ever see the irony in this.
I would to see how you and your "mighty" mind would react if you were alone in a room with just 3 girls.
>>27969101
I've came to a similar conclusion, really. I'm a loner by nature so I don't really think twice of it. Most of my best ideas come from isolation coupled with boredom.
I found a irresistible doujin while browsing /a/
I fapped.
now I feel like shit, now I must restart my journey of no fap.
>>27969033
Post doujin plz
>>27969033
Gotta give sauce bromanjanson.
>>27969033
>destructive erections
actually nofap gives amazing dreams
>there are people who reach back to wipe their ass
Holy shit can we please just eliminate these sub-humans?
>>27969025
the same people who wipe behind their back are the same people who refuse to pee in the shower. lets get rid of both of them!
Why is he wiping his bunghole with money?
>>27969025
How else do you do it? You go between your legs and wipe towards your balls?
What is the first thing you see in this photo?
thick thigh or skirt
>>27969004
well obviously the white cup. it's sitting in a third and has relatively high contrast but doesn't have a large scale like the book shelf on the left. it's small size paired with everything else really makes it pop.
after that i don't see much else, mostly a really boring looking some kind of asian girl
>>27969004
xbox 360
the homeowner is clearly a faggot
