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anyone else constantly mindblown at how amazing planes are?

They can fly hundreds of passagers half way around the world 40,000 feet in the air without ever touching the ground. and to think the first flight was just over 100 years ago is insane
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yeah, i feel you op

i think technology is so amazing its actually mindblowing. like i regularly try to explain myself what the FUCK a computer is and how it works. its basically magic

everything is basically magic to me desu. in another 100 years we will have ai and the singularity and all that shit

this is honestly why i have the will to live and i dont want to kill myself yet. even as a 25 kv

what an amazing time to be alive
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>>27971840
what a golden age we live in
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>>27971757
Was on my first flight last summer.

Was kinda neat, but the principles behind heavier than air flight are well understood. The turbines themselves are interesting because I'm not fully aware of how they achieve compression.

Takeoff was rad af tho ngl.

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>tfw I just got into a relationship with my best friend
>tfw we both study philosophy and spend half of our time together reading and discussing
>tfw she reads Cioran and Spinoza and Celine and appreciates everything I share with her, including McCarthy, Burroughs and Deleuze
>tfw she is the only person I know that I can consider as good a writer as I am
>tfw we make half-assed movies together, mimicking New American Cinema and Cyberpunk and Giallo movies but in reality we're just waving a camera at things to film a bunch of pretty lights and then stick some philosophical meaning to it
>tfw we live in Venice and get drunk every day in shitty bars making out and talking about all the things we enjoy together and then get out and smoke weed looking at the sun setting redly on the lagoonside factories
>tfw I'm Obsessive-Compulsive and anxious and feel broken and in pain every day of my life and she saves me every time
>tfw the sex is better than anything I've ever experienced and we're living out all of our fantasies and fetishes with such ease I can hardly believe it's real

I'm in love, and it will never end.
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>>27971740
Surely you accidentally clicked on the wrong board, surely
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>>27971740
It's gonna end, you're just never going to know when. Hopefully you don't mill yourself like a little bitch when she cuts it off, but you probably will.

Best of luck, happy for you two.
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She will end it
You'll never know when, but you will know when It begins

It will seriously just be one day where she changes, you'll notice right away too, and it goes deeper down the hole after that : (

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Uneducated robots, do you feel inferior to educated women?

I never graduated from college and so I feel like I can't ask out girls that have earned a Bachelor's degree because they view us as inferior males.
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>>27971731
Educated women engineers sure since I dropped out of ee.

All these humanitarian sciences are just bullshit essay writing, which I mastered in highschool film class.
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I don't feel inferior but I know they don't want me.

Feels whatever
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>>27971731
I feel like that with a girls who have jobs. I just feel completely inferior

NIGHTLY REMINDER: NORMIES USING MEMES IS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
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That looks like a tranny
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>>27971723
>trying this hard on tinder
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that fucking Nosering is disgusting, they all are disgusting.

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Just want to give everyone a gentle reminder (with puppies!) that women are people too. If you cannot grasp this very simple concept, the problem is you, not them.
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Are you implying that should be seen as a good thing?
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>>27971741
Not a good or bad thing. It is a very simple fact of the world that people learn when they are very young children. "That person has a vagina and I have a penis, but we are the same in many other ways and we can play together!"
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>>27971692
OK I've grasped the concept.

Where's my fucking gf OP???

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some screenwriter asshole is currently calling out massive douchebag max landis.
screen capped some shit.
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Who and who, but first, why should I give a shit?
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Its literally on wikipedia that John Landis killed those people indirectly. Just some dude butthurt that Max was a dick. Move on, nothing to see.
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>>27971768
max is an unsuccessful screenwriter, rampant homosexual and a /tv/ meme. Hopefully it won't leak over here, enough fags here as is.

Pls help. I am 18 neet looking to avoid continuing down the robot lifestyle. How can I avoid it
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>>27971679
You can't. Welcome to robothood
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>>27971679
go to college, don't drop out, get a decent job
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>>27971679
Step 1 : Stop browsing 4chan
Step 2 : Never come back

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How do we solve the robot problem?
Gas chambers?
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Fascism

comentus originalis
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>>27971619

Self evolution.

Most niggas here are still stuck on squirtle mode instead of gaining exp and evolving into Blastoises.
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>>27971619
Robots are not the problem to be solved.

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>turning 35 tomorrow
Where does the time go, robots?
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>>27971597
Straight down the drain, never to be seen again.
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Time flies when you're hating life.
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I'm 30 in less than 2 weeks, JUST.

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http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-dna-first-sex-age-20160418-story.html
> Your DNA doesn't determine when you lose your virginity, but it may play a larger role in the matter than scientists had thought.
>A new study identifies 38 specific places in the human genome that appear to be associated with the age at which people first had sex. These spots affect a range of genes, including some that seem to affect the timing of puberty and others that have been linked with risk-taking behavior.
It's not your fault, robots
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I live in the middle of nowhere. There's no women here.

Never really had a chance.
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>>27971577
inb4 they discover the "virgin genes" are just genes that make you ugly as shit and/or a suitable beta provider

will they backpedal as hard as they can, or will this article go down the memory hole? place your bets
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>>27971577


People age at different paces. Everyone's biological clock is different. Robots seem to age slower then most, which is a blessing desu

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Does anyone here just want to talk about what's bothering them? Tell me what's got you frustrated/angry, /r9k/. I think it'd help just a little if we could discuss our problems together.
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>>27971573
>final year of uni
>no real friends, just acquaintances
>socially rejected

I really don't feel like going in today.
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>>27971573
i tried to kill a bee and ended up breaking my window
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The feeling of loneliness comes creeping up again. I managed to suppress it really well for almost a year now but now I can't fool myself any longer.
The worst part is I have literally zero female contact, even if I tried my hardest to find a girl I wouldn't even know where to start.
I have a few close male friends who are in the same situation as me and some people I talk to in uni but they're all guys as well and there are barely any girls in my classes.
How the fuck does this work? Do people really just approach each other in the streets or is this a chad meme like bee urself?

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How is /r9k/'s job hunt going? I've got a job interview to work at a call centre tomorrow, any tips?
>22 year old NEET so I'm shocked that I even got a callback
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>be 19, austrian
>no college education
>get job in first and only company I sent application to as software engineer
Feels good not to be in america.
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>>27971610

I know that feel bro. Being non-murican feels great.
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>>27971610
How did you get it?
>>27971730
Non-American master race here as well

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>you're blessed with good aesthetic genes but you're a quiet, neurotic, socially retarded, avoidant introvert
>mfw seeing guys 10x uglier than me with gfs

this is hell.
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Yo senpai, that me
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>>27971528
the problem is knowing you're designed to be a social failure
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>>27971712
I dunno if it's my nature or nurture, my parents were retards who never taught me to stand up for myself so I've been hugely conflict-avoidant my whole life.

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just made some fresh cookies, anyone want one?
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>>27971477
Are they soft cookies?
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>>27971491
the softest
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>>27971477
>not chocolate chip


Dropped
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Why do you guys use the term "NEET" wrong?

"NEET" doesn't mean unemployed, it mean's uneducated.

"Freet" is the proper term for the unemployed, FYI.
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>>27971436
>NEET: Not in education, employment, or training
blox
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>>27971467
This tripfriend is correct. It is a term that stems from the UK and not your chinese cartoons like you may think.

The moooooore you know!
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i am a neet
Not in Education COMMA Employment COMMA or Training

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