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Who /familyhistoryofmentalillness/ here?
>tfw diagnosed schizoid with anxiety and major depressiven disorder
>tfw mother and maternal grandfather showed all symptoms of being schizoid too
>father and paternal grandma have anxiety and depression issues
>sister in treatment for bipolar depression
>tfw never had a chance
JUST
>>27977261
>mother and maternal grandfather showed all symptoms of being schizoid too
>schizoid
>reproducingAnd I assume you know what a schizoid really is, yes? I see people, who have supposedly been diagnosed and talked to a psych about it, posting about it all the time while having not a single fucking clue what it really means thinking every schizo- disorder is the same
>>27977388
I know what a schizoid is
Schizoids not reproducing is a meme, reduced affect for social interaction=/=complete lack of it
>>27977261
>father is autistic
>mother has borderline personality disorder
>I am both autistic and borderline
>mfw
>he still has hope
it's that or copious amounts of drugs and other illicit materials.
>>27977152
but I just got a qt shy gf
>>27977537
So fuck off?
Tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle
Blackchads new rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX-KD0td2Dg
>>27977133
I am now going to bump this thread.
Blox.
Just had a 15 and 12 year old ask to see my dick. I dont know if I made the right choice.
What's the first thing you see in this photo?
>>27977051
youre mom
ve been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Her thighs.
>>27977051
that 360 is gonna overheat real quick
The secret to happiness in relationships is never date western women. Ever. It's never a good idea. It doesn't matter what counter-culture she identifies with, if she's western she's had a lifetime of absorbing terrible ideas about herself and her relationships. Date women who grew up further east than Italy at least. Greek women can be okay. Turkish women are ace. Russian women can be good. Most Asians are good except for degenerate Japan. Arab Christians are good too. With Muslims your mileage may vary. Just drop all western women entirely, consider them a non-starter, strictly friends only. You will know happiness again.
>>27977034
>The secret to happiness
Stopped reading after that.
There is no such thing at all.
Basically marry women who will only value you for your money so they don't angry or ever try leave
>>27977066
westerner roastie getting mad already?
I mean, when I enter in 4chan, I only expect to read the worst thing a human being can write. I've recently read a thread about what people do you think is a lesser being, and as I expected, I found lots of comments about jews, women, black people, Muslims, feminist, weaboos, and the list keeps getting worse.
You my think that I am a newfag (I am, btw), and that I can not hadle the internet. I can. I do not get offended, I just laugh. Let me explain myself:
Every user of 4chan is anonymous, so we all know that there is not really any repercussion in our daily life. It is not the same talking to a person face to face than using any social media (except real time video, I guess), so here people try to show their worst side, just because they are not brave enough to do it in real life. This hole of shit-talking is only a competition about who can be more offensive. I believe that 99 percent of the people that try to be racist, misogynist, or just a Donald Trump, it's not like that in real life. Maybe he is just a fat autistic weaboo living in his mother basement, or just a guy like me that doesn't want to study and is procrastinating. No matter what, I cannot take this place seriously.
So, my question is, Do you really expect a sincere response when you ask a question here, or do you enjoy (like me) the shit storm that is going to come? How many times have you sincerely answered a thread here? Maybe in the advice board, I suppose.
didn't read, go back to facepunch or whatever
sage
4chan is what people are when they have almost absolute freedom.
I come here to learn the fundamentals of humanity.
Pretty funny how shit they is.
I answer sincerely everytime an anon:
>asks for help
>needs advice
>has a problem that I can/have fixed
>wants to talk
>needs someone to play games withim this anon alot
>an anon is defending something I have in common
> iwill help an anon the best I can, I.e. Giving a solution, pointing them in the right direction, getting them in contact with someone that does.
You say that people act like their worst, when in reality they act their true selves. Pro Tip: the world is full of liars, the only truths you will find are the ones that are anonymous, having the intelligence to weed out baiting and memes comes with lurking and intelligence. You say you are a newfag, your posts says you don't understand, the only way to remedy that is to lurk. Not for a day, or a week, for months. Some boards require years. You will always be a newfag unless you were on 4chan pre 2006, hell, I've used this site for 5 years now, and still haven't figured out where "t. (Quote)" came from.
>block oneitis and enjoy the fact I caused her emotional harm which she deserved
>mfw she will go on to lead a happy life regardless, while I am still an unhappy khv
>>27976989
>being jealous of other people
>>27976989
>deserved
What did she do to you?
>>27976989
>this girl won't have sex with me so she deserves being hurt
Please get cancer and die, Anon.
Today is my waifus birthday! How should we celebrate?
>>27976954
Maybe kill yourself?
>>27976970
Why would I? I'm in the best time of my entire life thus far
>>27976985
Because you're a nigger? Thats why..
What do you guys think it's like being an extrovert?
I'm sure they do experience self-doubt, but it's probably only with major decisions. Imagine a life where you hardly ever experience self-doubt. Where you just DO. Where you think you are right 99.9% of the time. That would be amazing.
I am. I'm only here because I'm depressed as fuck due to being a weed and speed addict for years.
Imagine going to a party and being the king. Everyone knows you and wants to hang out with you. It's comfy being able to share all your thoughts without caring what others think
>>27976928
Are you attractive? How did you get people to like you?
If you got transported back in time and landed in front of Jesus Christ on the cross, what would you tell him or do?
I would play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTfohj4C8gc on my phone while fucking his tender asshole.
>>27976896
"How's it hangin'?"
>>27976896
Would just tell him to just be himself
i'd tell himOP is a faggot
>tfw no oni bf
>tfw perfect bf
if you like this song then add me
http://goreshit.bandcamp.com/track/slavik-goblins
http://steamcommunity.com/id/circleclicker/
>tfw no meh face, hot body bf
I just turned 18, life gets better right?
Life will not get better, but according to statistics it's very likely you will not die a virgin.
>>27976740
Only if you act like you're 18.
Move out of your place if your parents/family annoy you, get a job if you want to live alone, learn to be a waiter/bartender/do any job that you can find in your area.
Tell your dad to fuck off if he gives you shit for wanting to try stuff you never did. Go on trance parties alone, score a Molly from a stranger in the corner, and have a good time. Make friends with drug fiends, as they are the only people who can actually understand robots.
Develop skills for things you love, go play in a band in London, go travel around the world, make a programming app, build a robot.
Live in your car for 2 years to see how it is to be a filthy hobo. Try heroin. Die.
Life is wonderful.
>>27976740
this is where hell begins. comparing your pathetic self to other bratty high school kids is easier than comparing yourself to successful adults.
>it's apparently illegal to make rape/pedo/incest jokes
>illegal to tell people the type of porn you watch
>>27976716
Today I learned that anal sex is illegal in Georgia.
>>27976716
What kind of porn do you watch, fellow robot?
the law is like a woman
anything goes so long as you're an attractive and shallow mate. the sooner you realize everything you enjoy is illegal the better
KILLUHR KEEMSTARR
Let's get riiiiiiight into the noose!
LETSOriginal
>>27976700
LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS
Have you ever spent more time analyzing the content of our books, games, movies regarding the gender roles? More specifically, have you ever noticed how 99% of the movies have a very similar plot to this:
There's a guy who's weak, depressed, poor, dumb, a nerd... just useless and invisible. Then there's this hot, smart, popular girl this guy has an eye for, who's just not interested in the guy.
The plot then has the guy seemingly evolve as a person to become a better man, someone worth loving. He learnes, becomes wiser, stronger, richer, better, and always beats other guys in the process, basically proving he's the top dog.
Meanwhile the girl develops as a person too, and starts to have feelings for the man. Eventually, when the man is at the height of his power, the girl admits her love, and they live happily ever after.
Every single story from children's books, action movies, fantasy flicks, drama, comedy, practically *EVERYTHING* revolves around the same basic idea. You do see the underlying message, right? It's not a story of character development or love. Every single damn story we have, every goddamn movie, is disguised as such, and yet the real message in every one of them is essentially this:
Guy is beta, girls don't see him. Guy fights his way through incredible shit and becomes an alpha, girls suddenly want him. The girl is totally useless throughout, and doesn't even know the concept of love. She just fell for the power, the alpha. Meanwhile, the guy does ALL the work in the movie, to eventually get a shallow bitch who clearly thinks what she feels is love, when really all she sees is the guy's gleaming CV, power, and influence. Every. Single. Time.
I swear, keep your eyes open. You'll notice there's hardly a movie without this. Then you wonder why things are as fucked up as they are, when this is what constitutes our learning material. The romance we were raised on, is literally a lie.
Discuss.
It's called the hero cycle. You learn this in middle school. You aren't deep, OP
>>27976670
Note that the story can be any version of that. You know one variation I'm sure: The guy's divorced and miserable, possibly alcoholic. Until something happens, and he starts kicking ass and becomes the hero. Suddenly, just by sheer coincidence, the wife learns to "love" him again.
I mean, either this is a coincidence, or there's a connection. Look at Daisy Duck ffs, a children's comic book which features the most slutty, material, dishonest and unbalanced female character imaginable. And she's the definitive, attractive prom queen of the story, the one every girl should strive for, and every guy wants to have.
How fucked up is that?
>>27976710
cool pic
