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ITT: Music MEN will NEVER understand
https://youtu.be/uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>27977783
Anything with any depth tbqhwy
Men always seem to like music for the terrible lyrics, like Imagine Dragons and stuff
>>27977812
I agree. Literally no taste at all.
Da fuck does radioactive even mean??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UUe3Q54qFg
>/r9k/'s queen ended up being a (fake) Chad's fucktoy
Why do they always win?
>queen
Never have I ever called this woman "queen" of anything.
Erica is a princess though.
>>27977779
>Erica is a princess though.
She also strips for chads on cam
>>27977779
Is she the coalburner?
I know there's two underage girls using you betas for their wishlists but they have such similar names.
>tfw asked my gf to peg me and she called me gay
But she didn't say no?
>>27977747
>girlfriend
get out faggot
>>27977747
>my gf
I want people like you to get >>>/out/
What qualifies you as a robot?
>27 and live with parent.
>Have PhD but no publications and post-doc position yet.
>Had sex once and it was dissapointing for both parties.
>No friends.
We need to pull our neet degenerate brains together to finally put an end to what qualifies as a robot.
I guess a robot is pretty much a failure at life
>graduated high school last year at 19
>turning 20 soon
>still live at home
>no job
>starting college at 20 (I have to wait a year for resident tuition)
>no friends
>virgin
>still learning how to drive
THAT'S IT I'M FUCKING DONE
90% OF THREADS ON HERE ARE COMPLETE SHIT
LOL I HATE WOMEN
LOL LOOK AT THIS WHORE ON TINDER
LOL FEMBOT
LOL RACE BAIT
LOL BOIPUSSY
FUCK ALL OF IT, I'M OUT OF HERE FOREVER
cya soon anon
>>27977590
See you tomorrow123
>>27977590
what would you rather have in r9k?
remember, it's basically b but with a retarded comment filter.
Ugh! Anon I'm so sick of the bad boys! I think I'm ready to settle down for some nice guys like you ;)
>>27977579
That is a truly horrifying sight
>>27977579
m8, it literally doesnt matter
>labiaplasty to fix vag
>implants for bigger tits/ass
>put the fork down to be less fat
roasties always win
>>27977579
literally a ballsack
>tfw your friend bullies you at work and makes fun of your breakfast
>>27977503
>makes fun of your breakfast
Literally what
time for
S H I T
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P O S T I N G !
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>>27977503
how did you manage to type that without a brain aneurysm
>tfw theoretically a shower, because there is only a small difference between my flaccid and erect size
>flaccid size is only 6 cm/2.3" long
>erect size is only 10 cm/3.9" at max
i-its not fair...ITS NOT F-FUCKING FAIR
>>27977498
Should've eaten more when you were a little kid. Didn't your parents take care of you?
You still have TMI.
>>27977498
>tfw basically twice OP's size
>tfw will NEVER EVER be a qt trap
i should have been aborted
>be me
>be 20
>never had a girlfriend except for a 5ft asian for a day
What I do wrong?
>>27977493
>Be me
>Be 23
>Never had a gf except for one dominant cripple girl in the 3rd grade
There is more to life than Gf's my friend.
>>27977493
>except for a 5ft asian for a day
you know where the door is
>>27977493
in the same boat but it was a 5'11 white
pls take this and pls respond
typical r9k user my suggestion talk to someone huh ever thought about that
WIFE
I
S
N
S
I
N
I am looking for a qt that
-Rides a bike
-Will ride with me
-Will one day want me to teach you how to ride
Please send in your applications.
Wanna hear a story about how I was an alpha for like 10 seconds?
>Be 13 year old me
>At school
>Fat kid picking on me
>Really
>Morbidly obese.
>Shitty hair
>Eczema and weird red spots that bleed
>Has to have a special seat in the corner
>Calls me GAYY constantly
>Getting on my nerves a lot
>Pushed me into mud and stuff
>Put used condoms in my pocket filled with his cum
>I put my hand in pocket and get cum hands
>Everyone saying I jerk off in class
>Everyone disgusted
>Reallyfuckingpissed.jpg
>Pic related
>Want to cyberbully him
>Check his MySpace
>Find out his Dad died last year
>Master plan hatching
>Print out pictures of his dad during lunch
>I find his bag and steal his English book from it
We share English
>Stick pictures of his dad's face all over his book
>Take out red pen
>Cross the Dad's eyes out
>Write notes from Dad
>"See you in hell."
>"I killed myself to get away from you."
>"You're gonna have a heart attack, fatass."
Shit like that
>Return his book into his bag
>Wait until english
>Teacher says open textbooks
>I ask to go to the toilet
>Wait there until I stop laughing
>Casually stroll into class
>Fatty is missing
>Teacher looks shocked
>Teacher has Fatty's book
The teacher reports it to the Principal and everyone is trying to figure out who did it
>School ends
>Check his myspace
>Loads of emo posts about how life is shit
>Ayy lmao
>He doesn't show up to school for like a week
>Everytime I see him I yell "DAD." really loud
>Watch him burst into tears
>Push the fat fuck into mud
>Hold him there until he stops resisting
>I leave and he runs off
>He moves school and hopefully kills himself.
Fuck that's raw
>Pushed me into mud and stuff
>Push the fat fuck into mud
Evolution proven
>Be me, 14 at the time
>New kid
>Fat kid bullies me
>Call him whale and bully him so bad that i suddenly became the bully
But we are cool now
>We're more than halfway through the 2010s
who
the
fuck
cares
senpai
Who else is hyped for 2020?
Sneak peek:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_jXV22w3TQ
>>27977389
>over halfway through the most degenerate decade of humankind
>its only gonna get worse from here
>porn actor says "you're missing out" to the camera man
>>27977356
>porn man ejaculates on the camera operator
>girl shits on the bed
>dog humps the shit
>tranny shoots liquid from her anus
>man in black looks at the camera
>"this is real life"
>he puts on his sunglasses and teleports to different dimension
God I hate 3d porn
>>27977521
>that camera angle
When are porn producers gonna learn that Noone wants to ass n balls
Lord Jesus help me
Who has the best feet?
>>27977331
I say number three
>>27977355
WHY DOES EVERYONE CHOOSE HER?
>>27977378
best lighting and posture
When nice things do happen to you, do you feel like you're being tricked?
i feel like i don't deserve it
>>27977294
>>27977689
Both.
Self esteem is so important. All these confident morons are doing pretty good.
>>27977294
Fuck, I can't even breathe right now.
