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Please just fucking tell me now.
Do i have a chance at life?
I can barely see my own dick.
Is there hope for me?
you're white
that's already enough
in 2045 there will be full immersion virtual reality
if you live that long you can have any life you want
>>27982325
how tall are you blox bloc
Every other thread is about sex and relationships, and is full of anecdotes about old girlfriends and boyfriends.
The other half of the board hates promiscuity, homosexuals, and women. All old fashioned normalfag views you'd usually find held by a man in his 50s or 60s.
Worthless board, should be relabeled as /facebook/ before being deleted entirely by gook moot.
>>27982200
checked friend! i hate these stupid normies too!!!! =P LOL
>2200
double dubs confirms /r9k/ for /facebook/
>>27982275
I wasn't even paying attention to the post numbers or I would have waited for 2222
>sitting in class
>back of the room
>look over at the black kid
>he's talking with some girl
>suddenly she says "why don't you just go back to Africa"
>class is dead silent
>girl starts crying and apologizing
>teacher was mad because he was black
Why was the girl crying?
>>27982177
what if it was a legitimate problem to her solution of their discussion and she took it the wrong way and mob mentality got the best of the class
never presume guiltiness
>>27982410
So the attention was on her feelings and not the boys right to be upset
Why don't we start our own private security/ mercenary company?
Maybe none of us have military experience?
>>27982175
how Sway
>>27982263
I have 2 years infantry experience. But I'd want to be in a few more years before I started one of those. I'd join though.
Literally Inuyashiki
Everyone on /r9k/ needs to read Bakuman.
Live for something damn it
>>27982123
>edgy
check
>angsty teen mcat least one of them
check
>"fembot" love interest
check
I guess it is mayne, I guess it is.
>>27982123
dude if punpun was real he'd be on r9k
>"I'm asexual"
No you aren't. You're just ugly and/or autistic and have decided you're giving up.
>>27981991
they also dye their hair bright colors lel
I'm not ugly or autistic though, anon. Guys ask me out all the time.
there are some people that legitimately don't feel attraction or arousal
ETERNAL REMINDER that if you're part of the 99.999% who don't own private property you have no reason to not support going FULL COMMUNISM
ETERNAL REMINDER that capitalism relies on worker exploitation to survive, and it's beginning to quickly regress into feudalism (such as fracking companies forcibly seizing people's property in England)
ETERNAL REMINDER that Communism is the true beta uprising because Its about the overthrow of normie capitalism that normies thrive off of. Normies love social darwinism even though Darwin himself was against it and the survival of the fittest says that it's the ones who adapt the most to their environment, not the smartest or strongest who survive
ETERNAL REMINDER that capitalism has failed worse than communism ever has with all of the wealth going into the hands of a small elite
>But communism failed before!
So did most slave rebellions, and so did most independent republics for thousands of years before the French Revolution.
>But I'll surely be rich in the future!
No you won't, the best you'll ever get is a middle-class life where you will still always be a wageslave and one paycheck away from poverty and homelessness.
>But muh calvanism, if people fail they're meant to!
Go live in a forest and fight for survival from predators much larger than you if you think that's what life should be about. Everything that is going to survive is cooperation, not competition. The winner's glory moment will be a pale memory in history.
>But Communism killed so many people!
Those people were going against the community. Maybe those fags should stop hogging the crop. Most of the people that the red army killed were people using slave labor.
Society > the individualwe have comfy discussion in these threads
i can't disagree with you there desu senpai
its dumb to say but you dont have any friends you don't deserve to succeed or even live sorry
ETERNAL REMINDER that these threads fail every single night
If you're a male submissive, please off yourself.
As a fag just like you describe, OP, I wish suicide booths were real more than anything.
>>27981924
I tried and failed already
>>27981924
Why?
Original not original
Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare...
>>27981868
Check out this version
https://youtu.be/TPdDw-Ffz9k
>>27981964
why do they always add stink lines to it
fuck's sake
https://youtu.be/sPbtlFVV3X0
https://youtu.be/lCF5A_3T3FI
https://youtu.be/cpnNakMdvXk
>be me
>in class
>cute-looking girl who sits to my left
>been looking for an excuse to man up and introduce myself to her
>group project
>allowed to work in groups of up to 3 if we choose
>I have one friend in the class, we look for a 3rd partner
>timetointroduceself.png
>walk up
>"Hi (girl's name), would you like to join (friend) and I's group?"
>doesn't say a word
>stay positive, assume she can't hear me
>she's staring down at her desk
>wave hand in front of desk to catch her attention
>she doesn't even flinch
>give up, go back to desk
>alpha male asks her to join his group
>she also doesn't say a word or look at him
>she ends up working alone
Not sure if I failed to make any impression because I'm a betafag or she's just an uptight bitch.
I think it is a bit of both, DESU
>a person who doesn't respond when spoken to
kek I thought I was the only who did this
That bitch is a keeper. Don't give up nerd. Try again!
>>27982147
There's a big difference between "girl who is quiet" and "bitch who gives the cold shoulder". Probably not a keeper, unless OP likes girls who are intolerable bitches when they do speak.
How do we break out of the robot loop?
> not good enough for any girl ever
> thus negative confidence
> even if other things change, that alone will push girls away
> the circle repeats
inb4 fake it and ask out a hundred girls, thanks you Chad, normieville is that way. We both know a true robot will an hero after the first rejection proves they are completely undesirable.
Stop being so negative, hon. Girls love confidence :)
How can you be confident if you have no reason to?
We didn't get positive attention like Chad. We got repeatedly BTFO.
Try not to define your self-worth by your sexual exploits. One of the keys to understanding women is to remember that most of them don't think about/value sex as much as men. It's hard to do, (because you're biologically wired against it) but try to focus on cultivating entirely platonic relationships with women. It's important that you don't view these friendships as a path to hooking up with the women, but more in terms of learning how they think. Dudes who complain about the friendzone are idiots. If you are incapable of being "just friends" with a female then you are incapable of a healthy romantic relationship.
>anon, just walk up to her and say hi. It works every time!
Is that the person giving the advice, or are they the one I'm supposed to say hi to?
>>27981915
you are supposed to say hi to her and present your boipussi to the black lady
I'm pretty sure niggers just rape women.
>almost halfway into 2016
>still no new memes
>everyone is just using old memes
Are memes dead?
>not knowing about the latest internet sekrit club where all original content is currently being crafted
stay pleb
>>27981563
Are you talking about Facebook, 9gag, and le reddit? XDD
>>27981538
>almost halfway into 2016
who informed the Dallas police?
Another one? All your mind games are breeding psychopaths.
>tfw thread died while I was making a post
Lets wait for the dead bodies!
shit's goind down
How do I overcome my big dick envy?
Prep the bull famalam
By realizing you will never experience this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPlr-o-YEQ
>>27981352
Jelq faggot
