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OMEGLE THREAD
Tags are omegler9k and r9komegle
Get in video chat, it helps my social needs.
wew, thred almost ded
Join the fun laddies.
>>27983136
too early in the day for this f a m
Weed thread. Any other robots prepared to celebrate fourtwenty by themselves? Got at least this set aside for tomorrow and enough to make today a haze as well.
>>27983123
>by themselves
Most likely.
Last year, I spent 420 at my weedmans. All the free weed and free food, and I STILL felt like I didn't belong there.
>>27983174
why not anon? did you talk to everyone?
>>27983123
Old fag here enjoy it for me senpai I dont have any hook ups here it sucks I have mad cash and no herbs
What are you doing to improve your situation?
>started working full time at a hospice
>began taking better care of myself
>started taking a few classes at the community college
In a month I will have enough money for a down payment of the car I want.
>>27983114
>started running
>working around the house
>used to play tennis
>>27983114
Way to go op!
>combed ny hair yesterday
It took two fuckin hours, I hadn't done it in literally a year, it's amazing how not looking disheveled changes ehat people think about you
>tfw got my haircut and hairdresser had her cock in my face
DID U SUC ??
Happens all the time to me desu
>picrelated
>>27983055
lol totes ebic, my dude, +1
what's ur username, bro
The memes are coming to life.
>inb4 snapchat, it lets you preview the picture before you save it as opposed to the default camera
I'm still waiting here in europe to see the first "80/20 rule", "tfw no gf", and "beta uprising" tags on the walls in our streets.
>>27983135
That reminds me of this picture.
It's probably just some car with a modified muffler or something.
>Muh contribution to society
Society doesn't care for you, wagecuck. The sooner you realizs that you are a replacable cog on the wheel, the sooner you set yourself free.
Until then, enjoy your few hours of freedom.
Currently I am on 3 weeks of medical paid leave due to breaking my knee at work.
Now do you neets do it? I'm on day 2 and I am bored as hell. All I do it refresh pages hoping for something new.
>>27983209
Like everything you do everyday, it's hard as fuck to get off it. Getting off the "work" addiction is much like a fat person trying to stop eating shitty food, or getting a druggie to stop taking drugs.
>>27983209
It's pretty sad you don't know what to do with yourself unless you're working. What did you do during vacations for school?
>tfw dad bought me tickets to one of my favorite bands
>offered to go with me
>show is two days from now
>near panic
Guys I've never been to a concert before, and this one is an hour down south of me. I haven't even left the house in a month. I'm freaking out here. Is the venue going to be overly crowded? Will it get violent? Do shows have decent parking and food at them? I don't even know. I just need to relax and take meds before I leave I guess.
Los Bumpos
Just go with the flow. Don't try to make it perfect and you'll be fine.
Yes, it'll more than likely be crowded. Just remember, everyone there is there because they really like what you like too. I know this is dumb advice, but try and replace your fear with excitement for the show. Unless you look like a garbage can, people will see that excitement and just feel it too, might even talk to you.
this is an eqqman appreeeecation thread
fuck da haters
>>27982808
i think eggman can become a qt trap.
Lel ugly man xdd funy le refit army at lmeo
le ugly man meme xD
INFJ = Wojak Tier Personality
u suck dik
>>27982796
Great post, OP! keep it up!
Can confirm. Am infj
>/r9k/ music thread
>it's all rock, punk, and metal music
>>27982720
It's usually not the genre that sucks but the artist.
>>27982720
Here you go OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gg7ZyyvPKY
>>27982720
What would be an r9k genre?
I have nothing to say.
I literally cannot hold a conversation with another person. If I try my brain shuts off after a minute of sweating profusely, and then I'm just a shell.
It doesn't bother me, I just can't stand how everyone around needs to fill the void with a million words every waking of their life. They are all so noisy.
i know this feel I ignore people all the time
People like talking because it's a feedback loop when you're "in on the game." Normies like "making friends" and socializing. It's like achievement points for them. That's why facebook has Like buttons on EVERYTHING. People like interacting and receiving feedback for it.
That's why awkward people get such a bad wrap, they make people go out of their ways to get feedback from them
Relateable post
Dont understand how normies create conversations out of thin air
>tfw no plain average 5/10 bf
why even live.
This is quite possibly the worst bait I've ever seen.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>27982660
This. He's clearly a 3/10 at best.
>>27982711
OP, this whole thing is embarassingly weak. This whole board is feeling bad for you right now.
Delete this thread, then yourself.
>start lifting
>loose 20 pounds, look really aesthetic
>decide to get buff
>gain 66 pounds, mostly fat, in 9 months(!)
>knee injury
>now I am just fat
>my skin looks like torn apart
Help me robots, I cannot forgive myself for gaining this 66 pounds in 9 months. I had always this imagine in my head being to small, and after the knee injury this picture shattered and now I see what a fat fuck I became. I seriously believe that I should kill myself for this fuck up, but I cant. I already lost half of it, but comparing myself to what I have looked like makes me hate myself
>>27982497
You don't bulk by gaining a bunch of fat and then turning it into muscle you retard, you were supposed to be turning all those extra calories into muscle while you were eating them.
That being said, why can't you work on your upper body with a knee injury? Plenty of guys skip legs for no reason at least you have an excuse.
Also diet.
>>27982497
Swim it off till your knee heals.
>>27982541
>You don't bulk by gaining a bunch of fat and then turning it into muscle you retard,
I know that, I just ate real dirty and i cant believe I didnt realize my calorie intake was awry wrong until it was too late. This makes me question my psyche.
After I realized I was too fat I got into a year of depression and didnt leave my bed for a year. I picked up training, and lost a good amount of it already, but I am more interested in how I can live with such a mistake, I camt stop beatimg myself up over it. I dont think I can stop it wven if I have my normal weight again, then I was 3 years of my youth fat...
I never had a friend, they will never hit you up, always going out alone, never feel accepted the way you are..
>>27982405
Having no friends is better than having fake ones. People only invite me over because i pay for the alcohol...
90% of the time i am ignored by my so called "friends" . One time i snapped and said that people treat me poorly and should not be shocked if something happens to them. They called police on me over that.
I used to have friends, or I could have friends, at least for awhile. People think I seem nice or approachable I guess. But they don't know about where my head is at. It's a mess. So I guess you could say I choose not to have friends, but the end result is the same: I'm the odd one out and have to handle everything myself.
I sometimes try to make new internet friends but I always bore them real quick. Real life friends are out of the realm of possibility, though always in my fantasies.
/r9k/ is shit right now
make this an interesting thread
I expect at least 150 posts out of you all.
3 mins in and we havent gotten anywhere at all
come on you lazy cunt start typing
yes you, the one reading this
>women
Now the thread will make itself.
>>27982811
Statement: Women are boring and shitty egocentric human cum toilets.
